tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post1055824626466492819..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: How to get to Hollywood on AMERICAN IDOLBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-28637361627059832922009-01-30T22:11:00.000-08:002009-01-30T22:11:00.000-08:00"jbryant said... D: Jerry Lewis is appalled that y..."jbryant said... <BR/>D: Jerry Lewis is appalled that you've confused MS with MD."<BR/><BR/>You're right; Jerry Lewis would be pleased.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-28048933761307945332009-01-30T12:43:00.000-08:002009-01-30T12:43:00.000-08:00D: Jerry Lewis is appalled that you've confused MS...D: Jerry Lewis is appalled that you've confused MS with MD.<BR/><BR/>What is it with the Osmonds and those teeth? Do they only breed with other toothy folk (or each other perhaps?). If an Osmond's teeth fail to develop that way, do they put them up for adoption or dump their bodies in Salt Lake or something? Something to chew on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-21398222692299232852009-01-30T12:41:00.000-08:002009-01-30T12:41:00.000-08:00At least we didn't see any auditions with puppets ...At least we didn't see any auditions with puppets or ventriloquist dummies. We saw people with puppets and dummies walking away looking dejected ("They didn't like Bobo."), but we were never subjected to the actual auditions.<BR/><BR/>And we only saw a few people showing up in gimmicky costumes. Honestly, AI hopefuls, DON'T COME IN COSTUMES OR WITH GIMMICKS. No one who arrived with costumes or gimmicks ever maked it through Hollywood Week, and only Bikini Girl has ever even made it TO Hollywood Week.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16624328084563138162009-01-30T12:36:00.000-08:002009-01-30T12:36:00.000-08:00Sigh. Come for the Idol chat, stay for the free l...Sigh. Come for the Idol chat, stay for the free list of url submission sites.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-8391566210431326192009-01-30T12:35:00.000-08:002009-01-30T12:35:00.000-08:00"Chip said... Sorry - to clarify: that's not a sla..."Chip said... <BR/>Sorry - to clarify: that's not a slam on people with MS."<BR/><BR/>Nope, just a slam of one specific guy with MS, one who has already been handicapped by being raised Mormon.<BR/><BR/>Somewhere, Jerry Lewis is appalled.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75719022433786192842009-01-30T12:21:00.000-08:002009-01-30T12:21:00.000-08:00"I had a hard time finding all the search engine s..."I had a hard time finding all the search engine sites to submit my blog url. I have made a free list. Go to step #4."<BR/><BR/>You've got spam! Almost as good as being labeled porn. Almost, but not quite.<BR/><BR/>wv: "holangn": an wannabee hooliganAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12127162426929887432009-01-30T06:47:00.000-08:002009-01-30T06:47:00.000-08:00WVW: acidal- what happens to our collective digest...WVW: acidal- <BR/><BR/>what happens to our collective digestive systems while watching American Idol auditions. Pass the Pepto please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-71027979858811367192009-01-30T03:50:00.000-08:002009-01-30T03:50:00.000-08:00You nailed it, Dawg. The mercifully-concluded Idol...You nailed it, Dawg. The mercifully-concluded Idol auditions were probably the worst ever, if you're looking for anything resembling a preview of the weeks to come. I've never seen more pets, hangers-on, sisters, brothers, and others NOT INVOLVED WITH THE AUDITIONING swaying audition results or just plain pleading with the judges to let them through to Hollywood (my wife's biggest gripe). I'm sure this year there were a lot of good singers that just got lost in the fog of Fox trying to be entertaining and putting on a good freak show instead of talent auditions.<BR/><BR/>WV: agasanse - a level-headed Eastern ruler.Dave Mackeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13454782108761662940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15162560133655809272009-01-30T02:06:00.000-08:002009-01-30T02:06:00.000-08:00Picking up on what Cap'n Bob said: If I were in th...Picking up on what Cap'n Bob said: If I were in the age range, I'd be tempted to audition by singing an uber-melismatic version of "Imagine" with new lyrics:<BR/><BR/>Imagine there's a melody<BR/>The one that Lennon wrote<BR/>No need to wail like a banshee<BR/>No need for 90 extra notes...<BR/><BR/>You also can't go wrong with the Patti LaBelle via Sam Harris/Star Search version of "Over the Rainbow."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-29267661202907977982009-01-29T20:52:00.000-08:002009-01-29T20:52:00.000-08:00And for the love of God don't sing in any manner e...And for the love of God don't sing in any manner except that pop idol style that makes the word "you" sound like it has 15 syllables.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79700549255818646282009-01-29T19:15:00.000-08:002009-01-29T19:15:00.000-08:00What does "liberal" have to do with this?What does "liberal" have to do with this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52822412961596843062009-01-29T16:23:00.000-08:002009-01-29T16:23:00.000-08:00Yes. This is the liberal ethic. Sickening.Yes. This is the liberal ethic. Sickening.Godothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15571750340741885887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25206031676633020002009-01-29T12:38:00.000-08:002009-01-29T12:38:00.000-08:00From the Byrds' "So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll...From the Byrds' "So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star" to <I>this</I>? Perhaps Devo and "Idiocracy" had a point after all.<BR/><BR/>wv: "mulgi": an organic way to dress Middle Eastern.VP81955https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792390726196611188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-78886729662969499412009-01-29T11:13:00.000-08:002009-01-29T11:13:00.000-08:00Sorry - to clarify: that's not a slam on people wi...Sorry - to clarify: that's not a slam on people with MS.Chiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17552803272172523100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5258925738869423392009-01-29T11:08:00.000-08:002009-01-29T11:08:00.000-08:00And exclusive this season: Be an Osmond with MS.And exclusive this season: <BR/><BR/>Be an Osmond with MS.Chiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17552803272172523100noreply@blogger.com