tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post117091277718001346..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: IF...By Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171122769559844442007-02-10T07:52:00.000-08:002007-02-10T07:52:00.000-08:00Rashad, that was the point. Don't forget Tanya Ha...Rashad, that was the point. <BR/>Don't forget Tanya Harding's If I did want to take out Nancy Kerrigan and of course Rafael Palmeiro, If I did give false testimony.Mike Barerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14447874605833321732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171116254377562212007-02-10T06:04:00.000-08:002007-02-10T06:04:00.000-08:00IF I WAS A CHEATER by Barry BondsIF I WAS AN ASPIR...IF I WAS A CHEATER by Barry Bonds<BR/><BR/>IF I WAS AN ASPIRANT MILLI-VANILLI by Ashley Simpson<BR/><BR/>IF I TREATED MY BABIES LIKE CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS by Britney SpearsDavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01381375391429892061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171095221262768612007-02-10T00:13:00.000-08:002007-02-10T00:13:00.000-08:00"If I Were a Rich Man by Bill Gates"Actually, I th..."If I Were a Rich Man by Bill Gates"<BR/><BR/>Actually, I think Tevye has already written that book.<BR/><BR/>(Sorry, couldn't resist! ;) )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171094895937343442007-02-10T00:08:00.000-08:002007-02-10T00:08:00.000-08:00Ïf I were a Crook by Richard NixonIf I was a react...Ïf I were a Crook by Richard Nixon<BR/>If I was a reactionary idiot by Ted Nugent<BR/>If I associated with Gangsters by Frank Sinatra<BR/>If I was a Hypocrite By Ted Haggard<BR/>If I were a rich man by Bill GatesMike Barerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14447874605833321732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171079946028131242007-02-09T19:59:00.000-08:002007-02-09T19:59:00.000-08:00If I Wanted To Throw Tim Russert Under A Bus-By Le...If I Wanted To Throw Tim Russert Under A Bus<BR/>-By Lewis LibbyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171076083160898292007-02-09T18:54:00.000-08:002007-02-09T18:54:00.000-08:00Maybe we Jews should all take to the streets to ra...Maybe we Jews should all take to the streets to rally around Phil Spector, get the trial moved to Fairfax and pack the jury with fellow Jews, to see if we can get a "not guilty" verdict.Mike Barerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14447874605833321732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171071406316279952007-02-09T17:36:00.000-08:002007-02-09T17:36:00.000-08:00To Tenspped Brownshoe:The writer's room is X rate...To Tenspped Brownshoe:<BR/><BR/>The writer's room is X rated. And most writers are generally confrontational, difficult, weird and a bit of a cumbag.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171069503605785112007-02-09T17:05:00.000-08:002007-02-09T17:05:00.000-08:00[b]IF I HAD CHOPPED DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE[/b], by ...[b]IF I HAD CHOPPED DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE[/b], by George Washington<BR/><BR/>[b]IF I HAD BEEN MY BROTHER'S KEEPER[/b], by CainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171068542903521202007-02-09T16:49:00.000-08:002007-02-09T16:49:00.000-08:00IF I DIDN'T LOOK LIKE SIDESHOW BOB, by Phil Specto...IF I DIDN'T LOOK LIKE SIDESHOW BOB, by Phil Spector<BR/><BR/>IF I HAD HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT INTERN by Bill Clinton (just to be fair ;-) )<BR/><BR/>IF WE HAD ACTUALLY LANDED ON THE MOON by freaks in general<b>dotter</b>https://www.blogger.com/profile/00934927638486123847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171065180197014372007-02-09T15:53:00.000-08:002007-02-09T15:53:00.000-08:00Great shot of Spector. Really disturbing. It loo...Great shot of Spector. Really disturbing. It looks like either a tumbleweed sucked itself onto his head or his brains were frozen in mid explosion.<BR/><BR/>That's going to stick with me for awhile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171063632700529042007-02-09T15:27:00.000-08:002007-02-09T15:27:00.000-08:00Hollywood Blond:That said, I wonder if the average...Hollywood Blond:<BR/><BR/><I>That said, I wonder if the average writers room is pretty R-rated and generally rowdy.</I><BR/><BR/>Actually, writer's rooms are closer to X rated. But this didn't take place in a writer's room. This wasn't a bunch of people joking around--God knows, I call my co-director every name in the book (in jest, of course). He said it during a fight. And then he said it again in front of the world. And then he lied about it. Again and again and again.<BR/><BR/>Besides, he's just generally difficult, confrontational, and weird. Anyone who's ever worked with him doesn't really have the nicest things to say about him.<BR/><BR/>Some people are scumbags. He's one of them.Tenspeed & Brownshoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05070438538916989398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171062209101879332007-02-09T15:03:00.000-08:002007-02-09T15:03:00.000-08:00Since the topic has come up today...from yesterday...Since the topic has come up today...from yesterday's QT column in the Chicago Sun-Times:<BR/><BR/>No snickering<BR/>News Item: Snickers pulls Super Bowl TV ad, in which two burly auto mechanics accidentally kiss while eating the same Snickers and then, in a panic, rip off their chest hair in an effort to do something "manly," because rights groups complained it was "homophobic."<BR/><BR/>Fair warning in this day and age: It is now considered homophobic to make a joke about homophobes.<BR/><BR/>(the comment is the columnist's)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171061897814589882007-02-09T14:58:00.000-08:002007-02-09T14:58:00.000-08:00I hope people don't channel their anger into nasty...I hope people don't channel their anger into nasty labels, but we're all human, it happens, and it's divisive. Don't do it.<BR/><BR/>That said, I wonder if the average writers room is pretty R-rated and generally rowdy. <BR/><BR/>It sounds like things can get pretty strained. I bet the unfortunate words cunt, faggot, n* are used more often than shouting, "you stupid worthless creep!"<BR/><BR/>It's been much PR for the show, no?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171055784038437892007-02-09T13:16:00.000-08:002007-02-09T13:16:00.000-08:00Anonymous Brit:Isaiah Washington did call TR Knigh...Anonymous Brit:<BR/><BR/>Isaiah Washington <I>did</I> call TR Knight a faggot. What he didn't do was tell the truth about it.<BR/><BR/>Everyone heard it and TR confirmed it (the original incident happened on set...not the one with Washington grabbing the mic at the Golden Globes and screaming it out). Not to mention that the idea of "counseling" is absolutely ridiculous. Or the way that Washington is using it, that is.<BR/><BR/>He's definitely a bit of a scumbag.Tenspeed & Brownshoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05070438538916989398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171039188757474362007-02-09T08:39:00.000-08:002007-02-09T08:39:00.000-08:00IF I HAD NOT UNDERSTOOD WHAT ALL THIS GREY'S ANATO...<B>IF I HAD NOT UNDERSTOOD WHAT ALL THIS GREY'S ANATOMY HUBBUB WAS ABOUT </B> by Some Reader in BritainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171038264273994112007-02-09T08:24:00.000-08:002007-02-09T08:24:00.000-08:00Okay, I'm from Britain -- pehaps someone could cle...Okay, I'm from Britain -- pehaps someone could clear this up for me. <BR/><BR/>As far as I can see, this Isaiah Washington person has not only been castigated and forced to volunteer to receive counselling (!) for saying that he DID NOT call someone a rude name. <BR/><BR/>Not for actually calling him a rude name (as far as I can gather his original denial has never been challenged), but for saying he didn't.<BR/><BR/>How on earth does that work? How can he be punished for saying he didn't do something?<BR/><BR/>Now, the agreement to accept his original denial does sound like a polite fiction to me, and I could understand if the accusation was that he actually had called the other guy a rude name. But that's not, as it appears to us over here at least, what he's being tarred and feathered for.<BR/><BR/>So: What is going on?<BR/><BR/>(Oh, and apology to Mr Levine for littering his very entertaining site with this comment related tangentially at best to the topic at hand, but I really don't get this whole palaver and would love someone to explain it to me).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171035573696039362007-02-09T07:39:00.000-08:002007-02-09T07:39:00.000-08:00IF I SPELLED 'FOREWORD' THE BOOK PART LIKE 'FORWAR...<B>IF I SPELLED 'FOREWORD' THE BOOK PART LIKE 'FORWARD' THE DIRECTION DESPITE REFERRING TO MYSELF AS A 'WRITER'</B> by Ken Levine<BR/><BR/>Hee! We kid! Keep up the good work...Jamesonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13077205812735362025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171034598302567602007-02-09T07:23:00.000-08:002007-02-09T07:23:00.000-08:00IF I WERE IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING INTO MY HOLOCA...<B>IF I WERE IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING INTO MY HOLOCAUST-DENYING DAD</B> by Mel Gibson<BR/><BR/><B>IF I WERE THE LAST CLOSETED LESBIAN IN HOLLYWOOD</B> by Jodie Foster<BR/><BR/><B>IF ID HAD... GOOD LORD, WHERE DO I <I>START</I>?</B> by Michael JacksonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171023211050721792007-02-09T04:13:00.000-08:002007-02-09T04:13:00.000-08:00I LIKE MY POLITICS AND POLITICIANS CLEAN by Senato...I LIKE MY POLITICS AND POLITICIANS CLEAN by Senator Joe BidenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171006488656817002007-02-08T23:34:00.000-08:002007-02-08T23:34:00.000-08:00I can imagine the whole as a publishing series wit...I can imagine the whole as a publishing series with tv rights attached, series editor Judith Regan, entitled:<BR/><BR/>"And? What IF I did?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171002993990570572007-02-08T22:36:00.000-08:002007-02-08T22:36:00.000-08:00If Ken adopted me and then sold me to a band of mo...If Ken adopted me and then sold me to a band of motorcycle riding amazon blondes for their personal use.Dwaconhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07544514023626682777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1171000508420578972007-02-08T21:55:00.000-08:002007-02-08T21:55:00.000-08:00wow. can't really follow that act.wow. can't really follow that act.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1170999637898537562007-02-08T21:40:00.000-08:002007-02-08T21:40:00.000-08:00IF I INJECTED MY FACE WITH SOME SORT OF MELTING AG...<B>IF I INJECTED MY FACE WITH SOME SORT OF MELTING AGENT</B> by Teri Hatcher<BR/><BR/><B>IF I HATED ALL COMEDY WRITERS</B> by Aaron Sorkin<BR/><BR/><B>IF I USED REHAB LIKE OTHER PEOPLE USE Q-TIPS</B> by Lindsay Lohan<BR/><BR/><B>IF I GOT FUCKED IN THE BUTT FOR COKE</B> by Paris HiltonTenspeed & Brownshoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05070438538916989398noreply@blogger.com