tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post1225267628595983059..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: I miss JerryBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-69219783158627708202016-09-11T05:51:16.828-07:002016-09-11T05:51:16.828-07:00If you want to really laugh, watch Jerry Lewis on ...If you want to really laugh, watch Jerry Lewis on the "Tribute to Laurel & Hardy" dvd that was a companion to the 10-dvd set that RHI put out a few years ago. I believe it's called "The Essential Collection" or something like that, and it's really good because almost all of the talkies they made for Hal Roach Studios from 1929-1940 are on there in great visual and audio quality. The 10th disc has a tribute that contains interviews with Dick Van Dyke, Bob Einstein, Penn (Teller just sits there of course haha), some L&H expert whose name escapes me at this early hour, and finally, Jerry Lewis.<br /><br />To paraphrase the great George Carlin, Jerry Lewis is so "stunningly and embarrassingly full of s***" in these interviews that I have to wonder if he even knows what planet he's on. He claimed that Oliver Hardy was a construction worker on the Roach Lot and that Laurel one day saw him carrying a pipe on his shoulder and said "I have to do something to annoy that guy", and alas, this great, secret meeting was held in Roach's office wherein the two were formally introduced and Hardy was asked if he would like to become one half of a comedy team with Stan Laurel. And according to Jerry, Hardy expressed concern because he was nervous that he'd never acted before and didn't know if he could do it. This is such a huge, glaring lie that I can't even imagine how or under what circumstances Lewis dreamed it up. Hardy had appeared in *more* films (hundreds actually, including a role as the Tin Man in a 1925 version of "The Wizard of Oz") than Stan Laurel had before they officially became a team in 1927, since Laurel wanted to be on the writing side of things. Director Leo McCarey saw the potential between the two while they were appearing a film together pre-teamup (which happened a lot in the mid-20's) and suggested they be put together. Oliver Hardy was never a construction worker, on the Roach Lot or anywhere else that I've ever heard. Other gems that spew from Lewis' mouth are that Stan Laurel once confided in him that because Lewis was such a great comic, that they "could have been born from the same mother." That Laurel used to inspect his scripts and give advice (this is perhaps true, who knows? But Jerry tells us this in a was suggests he was the Chosen One). But most of all, you get the feeling that Jerry really wants to hammer home that he KNEW Stan Laurel. Well.....so did anyone else with a Santa Monica phone book and a little ingenuity in the late '50's and early '60's, since Laurel listed his phone number and used to entertain fans at his home. I guess because Lewis and Laurel were so close, that Dick Van Dyke was asked to deliver Laurel's eulogy in 1965. And a fantastic eulogy it was - look it up!<br /><br />I know Jerry did good things with the telethon, and I also know a lot of bad things have been said about him. This comment isn't intended to rip on him or anything, just merely to point out the utterly bizarre things he said on that show. As a lifelong L&H fan, it was definitely some strange stuff to hear. Laurel and Hardy are my favorites, so I've read plenty over the years about them. Never once read that Hardy was in construction....well, maybe in "The Finshing Touch" or "Busy Bodies!"Sam the Bardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75337288014470532612016-09-06T20:05:15.653-07:002016-09-06T20:05:15.653-07:00This is the most hilarious collection of comments ...This is the most hilarious collection of comments (along with the post) I have read in the 4+ years I have been reading this blog! Coming late to the party I got to read all of them, one after the next with no interruption. I wish you all could have done it that way, but you were too busy writing them. <br /><br />One of the most hilarious was Louis Grizzard's quote that after several divorces he adopted the strategy of every 5 years looking for a woman who couldn't stand him and buying her a house (from Wendy Grossman's comment above). I loved Grizzard so much (one of the funniest writers who ever lived), and he was far too young when he died (46). He had a congenital heart murmur, but he died because an abscessed tooth caused an infection in that heart defect. Take care of your teeth and if you have an abscess, get on antibiotics immediately (sorry, but I'm a nurse, and far too many people die this way, when a simple antibiotic would have prevented it). Diane D.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70081790023022170612016-09-06T19:00:04.309-07:002016-09-06T19:00:04.309-07:00I have some very fond memories of the Jerry Teleth...I have some very fond memories of the Jerry Telethon. I remember it was on channel 11 in Washington. There was a local cutaway and my cousin Burl, at that time a Seattle DJ appeared with Brakeman Bill McLain.Mike Barerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14447874605833321732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-30526835512047437472016-09-06T11:31:52.805-07:002016-09-06T11:31:52.805-07:00I still miss the telethon -- it was an easy way of...I still miss the telethon -- it was an easy way of checking to see whether Charlie Callas was dead yet -- but I saw the opening of the last one Jerry did, in 2011. He was seated in a chair, and the camera operator had framed the shot poorly so that Lewis's gut and belt showed. Lewis accused the camera operator of being from the Third Reich, and there was no humor there at all. I wondered if that was it for Jerry. Turned out that it was -- maybe not for that reason, precisely, but it was.<br /><br />I've always been fond of that wildly out-of-date Hirschfeld caricature Jerry slapped on everything having to do with the telethon. It's actually just half of the caricature Hirschfeld did of Martin & Lewis. Jerry had cut Dino out of the drawing like an angry housewife who'd just been dumped by her husband and was going through the family snapshots with a scissors.thirteennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33404499710874818022016-09-06T11:01:53.683-07:002016-09-06T11:01:53.683-07:00I answered the phones many times for the telethon,...I answered the phones many times for the telethon, was kinda fun, felt like I was helping in some ways. Got free food.<br />Watch the CBS Sunday morning piece with Jerry, turned everything around to about him. They haven't found a cure, what have I been doing all these years?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16880646894752760905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14880799250158744592016-09-06T09:36:23.789-07:002016-09-06T09:36:23.789-07:00I also miss the Labor Day Telethon. I agree with ...I also miss the Labor Day Telethon. I agree with fellow fan David Letterman, who said you had a volatile personality on live TV, going 40 hours without sleep -- what could be better television?! Plus I genuinely enjoyed those Vegas acts that aired at 3 in the morning (I work all night at the computer, so that was my prime time -- and imagine those acts airing in prime time!) The people running MDA were ungrateful idiots to dump Jerry after all he'd done for them over the years. It took them hardly any time at all to run the organization into the ground, and now a national tradition of Americans coming together on Labor Day to help sick kids has dissipated into nothing. Heckuva job, MDA! <br /><br />BTW, I'm with Astroboy: I want a Keely Smith T-shirt! Actually, two: an XL for me and a small for my wife, a singer who worships Keely Smith. And I'll take one of those Rosemary Clooney refrigerator magnets, too, for a stocking stuffer. <br /><br />Pat Reederhttp://www.hollywoodhifi.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23905326304783935702016-09-06T09:30:43.700-07:002016-09-06T09:30:43.700-07:00Andrew said...
"You were Igor. Nothing compa...Andrew said...<br /><br />"You were Igor. Nothing compares, man."<br /><br />Andrew, you are very kind. Thank you.<br /><br />Let's go to the boarrrrrrd!Jeff Maxwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01708037522976667642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-4621374344406783132016-09-06T08:34:00.887-07:002016-09-06T08:34:00.887-07:00Norm: Johnny Carson was married four times, too. I...Norm: Johnny Carson was married four times, too. It's not just the divorces. (Although ISTR it was Lewis Grizzard who said that after a number of such events in his later years he had adopted the strategy of every five years looking for a woman who couldn't stand him and buying her a house.)<br /><br />So much depends on your burn rate - same as tech start-ups. It helps if in better-funded moments you can remember that it may not last. That's an aspect of a writing career Ken rarely touches on, probably because he didn't have a lot of down times.<br /><br />wgWendy M. Grossmanhttp://www.pelicancrossing.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-65346462826648844052016-09-06T08:29:07.622-07:002016-09-06T08:29:07.622-07:00Labor Day will never be the same. As kids, we woul...Labor Day will never be the same. As kids, we would all talk about who was staying up to watch the whole telethon. Of course, none of us could really make it after 3 AM. After Jerry we had the Miss America pageant to look forward to, and being within 60 minutes of AC, it was a big deal for us. Of course all this was followed by the yearly viewing of The Wizard of Oz, caramel apples and Halloween. Janice B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42135963364901495802016-09-06T06:45:33.898-07:002016-09-06T06:45:33.898-07:00Jeff asks, "Let's see, what have I done?&...Jeff asks, "Let's see, what have I done?"<br /><br />You were Igor. Nothing compares, man.Andrewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27446966119620206622016-09-06T06:09:12.839-07:002016-09-06T06:09:12.839-07:00Ed McMammon $$$$ problems go right back to marriag...Ed McMammon $$$$ problems go right back to marriages and divorces, in CALIF.<br />The "breadwinner" gets raped in the courts and Ed made poor judgements there.normhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09794603165354675721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2576050407199197792016-09-06T04:54:08.547-07:002016-09-06T04:54:08.547-07:00An old but classic Jerry article, Ken. He's re...An old but classic Jerry article, Ken. He's really one of a kind.<br /><br />http://observer.com/2001/06/the-professors-still-nutty/Shrill1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15267503850378393807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31599061077344103942016-09-05T21:01:35.882-07:002016-09-05T21:01:35.882-07:00I'll never be able to hear "Rock-a-bye Yo...<i> I'll never be able to hear "Rock-a-bye Your Baby With a Dixie Melody" again without crying. Fortunately, when the hell will I ever hear that song again?</i><br /><br />You're a Linda Eder fan, aren't you, Ken? She recorded "Rock-a-Bye." It's on one of her CDs, and I heard her do it live once.Sheilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16210188565820488832016-09-05T19:38:25.519-07:002016-09-05T19:38:25.519-07:00Ken, I, too, miss the MDA, JL telethon. It was a s...Ken, I, too, miss the MDA, JL telethon. It was a staple of September.<br /><br />Jack Eglash, the entertainment director for the Sahara Hotel, was a friend of mine and very close friend and employer of Jerry Lewis. Jack also became the band leader for the telethon and held that position for many years. <br /><br />The telethon was fraught with huge political agendas. But in the early days, Jerry provided iconic, inspirational performers to television that most folks would never had seen had they not gone to Las Vegas. Early Sinatra, Sammy, Jerry, etc., sparkled on that stage. By the time the Telethon didn't sparkle, it had burned a place in my heart. I even answered phones ad took in $3200 in pledges one year at KTTV as Private Igor from MASH.<br /><br />Say what you will about him, and he is a very complicated cat, Jerry Lewis poured his heart and soul into that event. He entertained millions and raised millions for some folks who are suffering. <br /><br />Let's see, what have I done?Jeff Maxwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01708037522976667642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-86887121701257166382016-09-05T16:17:57.300-07:002016-09-05T16:17:57.300-07:00Jerry appeared on "Law & Order: SVU"...Jerry appeared on "Law & Order: SVU" as the schizophrenic uncle of Det. John Munch (Richard Belzer). He was very good.Buttermilk Skyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07430011403223875192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1174204918977359102016-09-05T15:59:55.660-07:002016-09-05T15:59:55.660-07:00I REALLY want a Keely Smith T-Shirt!I REALLY want a Keely Smith T-Shirt!Astroboynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75369829035400798432016-09-05T14:41:40.167-07:002016-09-05T14:41:40.167-07:00For me, Jerry Lewis reached his peak in the movie ...For me, Jerry Lewis reached his peak in the movie Funny Bones, playing a character vaguely like himself.cbmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08341157122141290094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19436351860525235332016-09-05T14:03:04.835-07:002016-09-05T14:03:04.835-07:00According to Carson's biographers, one of Ed&#...According to Carson's biographers, one of Ed's unofficial jobs back in the New York days was to tail Johnny on his occasional drunken benders and make sure Mr. Carson got out of the bar before somebody slugged him.<br /><br />But Ed evidently was not very smart in spending his money. In addition to the lavish house in Beverly Hills that he couldn't pay for, he was chauffered to NBC every day in a stretch limo. Carson, by contrast, drove himself to work, even though he lived considerably further away in Malibu.Andy Rosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31867975547952032182016-09-05T12:44:38.031-07:002016-09-05T12:44:38.031-07:00With no Labor Day MD/Jerry Lewis telethon my life ...With no Labor Day MD/Jerry Lewis telethon my life is meaningless. I drift aimlessly through the weekend with no reason to get excited for Monday. I miss seeing the cheesy acts, staying up late into the night and seeing the actors or acts that were no longer good enough to make the daytime segments. I miss the local segments where you had the news anchors or local horror movie hosts doing the cut in segments, looking like they'd rather be at the bar across the street from the station chugging down a liter of Vodka.I miss seeing the East BuFu ladies knitting club fumbling around on camera as they present their check for $35.80 cents to "help beat this horrible disease". And most of all I wonder what Jerry Lewis does on Labor Day now. Is he in a dark closet someone with a Mr. Microphone performing in front of a trio of gerbils introducing the Kia Soul hamsters and their juggling act? Or is he curled up in a fetal position somewhere moaning out Ed McMahon's name and mumbling "Hey Laaaaddddyyyyyy, what'd I do wrong? Why won't they let me host a telethon anymore? I'll do anything, even host something to cure jock itch."YEKIMIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921751875397071034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44386287675242018622016-09-05T12:06:40.086-07:002016-09-05T12:06:40.086-07:00Ken is right that Ed McMahon was "wildly succ...Ken is right that Ed McMahon was "wildly successful" --- he had incredible exposure during a long career (Tonight Show, Star Search, PCH) --- but despite that, he still had serious financial trouble in his late years. I don't know if he was a lousy negotiator or if he just couldn't live within his means. Or perhaps famous sidekicks weren't paid as much as we would think.Allan Vnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-83821009485481282652016-09-05T11:48:52.875-07:002016-09-05T11:48:52.875-07:00"...when you wahhlk! (sniff)...through the st..."...when you wahhlk! (sniff)...through the storm (sniff sniff)...hold, hold your head up high (throat clear) and don't...<br />"Jerry, we have a new total!"<br />[drum roll, cymbal crash into "What The World Needs Now"]<br />OH YEAH! OH YEAH!<br /><br />One of the best moments in all of television.Victor Velasconoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-4711498630745716092016-09-05T11:29:36.765-07:002016-09-05T11:29:36.765-07:00Jerry's in two current movies, "Max Rose&...Jerry's in two current movies, "Max Rose" with Claire Bloom (of which I've heard <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/reviews/max-rose-movie-review-w437144" rel="nofollow"> moderately good things)</a> and "The Trust," with Nic Cage and Elijah Wood, which is evidently available in iTunes.Todd Everetthttp://toddeverett.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-89113521141597063712016-09-05T11:29:16.672-07:002016-09-05T11:29:16.672-07:00The Labor Day weekend isn't the same without B...The Labor Day weekend isn't the same without Boomsday: our local holiday that we've had for nearly thirty years, where on the Sunday night before Labor Day, we'd have an awesome pyrotechnic show full of fireworks synchronized to popular music. Unfortunately, after last year, the city of Knoxville decided to cancel Boomsday indefinitely, because, guess what? It wasn't a money-making holiday. Yep. Charlie Brown was right all along: holidays are just commercial rackets. The city says that it was losing more money into organizing the event every year than it was bringing in revenue for local businesses (apparently, the ratio of locals attending the event as opposed to tourists and visits was 90/10). Since I filmed much of the festivities last year with my GoPro, I pretty much just watched what I filmed, edited, and posted on YouTube in lieu of an actual Boomsday celebration this year: certainly not the same, but it's better than nothing.Joseph Scarbroughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06851086150240380366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-86540982420122521382016-09-05T10:50:11.178-07:002016-09-05T10:50:11.178-07:00Here's a very funny parody of the Falco song &...Here's a very funny parody of the Falco song "Rock Me Amadeus" in tribute to Jerryhttps://youtu.be/aSzbbTPLUq8: Stoneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-37108939665059188912016-09-05T10:23:23.865-07:002016-09-05T10:23:23.865-07:00@BA:
Jerry did a nice turn on Wiseguy as a garment...@BA:<br />Jerry did a nice turn on Wiseguy as a garment district capo<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com