tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post1429355181188489891..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: By the time it hailed in PhoenixBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82469314327180197442012-03-20T02:34:56.889-07:002012-03-20T02:34:56.889-07:00I looked up "Why is fake cocaine illegal?&quo...I looked up "Why is fake cocaine illegal?" on google and got a website sponsored by mormon.org.Breadbakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84087404754186561972012-03-19T23:28:42.595-07:002012-03-19T23:28:42.595-07:00The Camel Corps was championed by Army Chief of St...The Camel Corps was championed by Army Chief of Staff Jefferson Davis, who later became president of the Confederacy. I recommend the book The Spirit Horses, by Lou Cameron, for a look at this experiment.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19903005398099136602012-03-19T15:35:27.911-07:002012-03-19T15:35:27.911-07:00"If you build it, they will come." Did t..."If you build it, they will come." Did they mean the stadium, or the fast food?...NanaLananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12537913176017048272012-03-19T14:01:46.137-07:002012-03-19T14:01:46.137-07:00Wasn't that the basis for the movie, "Haw...Wasn't that the basis for the movie, "Hawmps?". Good heavens, I wish I didn't know this.Brian Phillipsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-68546985206781713802012-03-19T14:00:27.987-07:002012-03-19T14:00:27.987-07:00It's illegal to sell fake cocaine in Californi...It's illegal to sell fake cocaine in California too. Section 11355 of the Health and Safety Code.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure we allow up to three dildos, though.kenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09216705763011665828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2012168859658189382012-03-19T12:41:12.158-07:002012-03-19T12:41:12.158-07:00If you made it to Dillon's and the MIM, and av...If you made it to Dillon's and the MIM, and avoided catching a show at a venue frequented by Crips & Bloods, you did ok.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15164612896234645132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42014751592823261652012-03-19T12:34:00.899-07:002012-03-19T12:34:00.899-07:00Women can't wear pants, what?Women can't wear pants, what?tbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19432767844671511362012-03-19T10:49:51.928-07:002012-03-19T10:49:51.928-07:00Mmmm Buca! Making me hungry...Mmmm Buca! Making me hungry...chuckcdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-57285888405401131592012-03-19T09:34:14.675-07:002012-03-19T09:34:14.675-07:00"And it’s illegal to hunt camels."
Surp..."And it’s illegal to hunt camels."<br /><br />Surprisingly, in pre-Civil War Arizona (and Texas and New Mexico), camels were brought in by the US Army for trials in the desert. Visions of a camel cavalry, if you will.<br /><br />The trials proved unsuccessful, and the camels were simply released into the wild. In Arizona, there were credible reports of camels being spotted as late as 1901.<br /><br />And now you know, "the rest of the story"!Chris Hobbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957109900496187605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72006329525560239762012-03-19T09:27:57.267-07:002012-03-19T09:27:57.267-07:00Don't forget Arizona natives the Gin Blossoms....Don't forget Arizona natives the Gin Blossoms...Paul Ducanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-13699550687733472902012-03-19T09:21:17.951-07:002012-03-19T09:21:17.951-07:00Ken, two of your worlds crossed today, on the epis...Ken, two of your worlds crossed today, on the episode of HAWAII FIVE-O aired on Me TV. The plot concerned servicemen's widows being killed for the husband's insurance money. A drunken Hot Lips Houlihan was run down by a jeep before the opening credits...under the direction of "Coach" Ernie Pantuso.Paul Ducanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-614081153137994982012-03-19T08:21:12.669-07:002012-03-19T08:21:12.669-07:00Jake, I think he has it TOO good. The same flight...Jake, I think he has it TOO good. The same flight as Vin! It's like the story Jim Bouton told about the Yankees being on a flight with turbulence and danger, and then it hit them that Yogi had taken another flight--and Yogi was the luckiest man alive, so they figured they'd crash. Nothing bad is allowed to happen if The Vin is in the house.<br /><br />Ken, one minor complaint. The Corner Bakery IS better than those other chains.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01998867386294693956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38094344763539775942012-03-19T08:17:49.936-07:002012-03-19T08:17:49.936-07:00Let's see, Ken. You worked on "Mary Tyler...Let's see, Ken. You worked on "Mary Tyler Moore," "M*A*S*H" and "Cheers." You call baseball games from time to time for the Mariners. You get to hang out with Bob Uecker during spring training. You have one charmed life, my friend. Reading your blog has become as much a part of my daily routine as morning coffee and reruns of "Bob Newhart." Keep up the good work.Jake Mabehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01908036270824377919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-29665406141982925012012-03-19T07:47:14.275-07:002012-03-19T07:47:14.275-07:00Real California laws btw:
-Women may not drive in...Real California laws btw:<br /><br />-Women may not drive in a house coat.<br /><br />-You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.<br /><br />-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.<br /><br />-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle... unless the target is a whale. <br /><br />-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.<br /><br />-You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.<br /><br />-A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.<br /><br />-Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.<br /><br />All houses must be occupied by 7 girls, no dildos, myself, a half-drum of Anal Eaze, and a defibrilator.Dan Tedsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16452847576600692673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52574961093462187652012-03-19T06:57:45.456-07:002012-03-19T06:57:45.456-07:00So five girls in a house but only two dildos.
Pow...So five girls in a house but only two dildos.<br /><br />Powder keg.Dan Tedsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16452847576600692673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42847777107355555392012-03-19T06:50:06.599-07:002012-03-19T06:50:06.599-07:00"How bad is local traffic? A woman gave birth..."How bad is local traffic? A woman gave birth on the Seventh Avenue off ramp of Loop 101 on Thursday. These people will do anything to get into the carpool lane. "<br /><br />Ah the comedy writer I know and love. Kudos!Brooke McMasternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17558106078363537752012-03-19T06:45:46.753-07:002012-03-19T06:45:46.753-07:00beeGu iblimenGreat piece, Ken. Now, I know for sur...beeGu iblimenGreat piece, Ken. Now, I know for sure that AZ has gone downhill since I worked in Phoenix in the mid-60s. But, I think the legal wheel is being re-invented with the gun law. I went into a local bank one day in 1963 to deposit my first paycheck. Right after I got in line for the teller, a guy in jeans, boots western shirt and hat got in line behind me. He was carrying a money bag and wearing a .44 long barrel Ruger Magnum on his. Now, being fresh from New York, I was a bit startled, but managed the presence of mind to ask him, "are you making a deposit or WITHDRAWAL. He smiled and explained to this tenderfoot that guns can be carried in public, IF they are not concealed. Comforting thought.Mike Botulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03280479229678291508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19376889185780168252012-03-19T06:31:25.545-07:002012-03-19T06:31:25.545-07:00You mean THE 宗徳 かわさき?!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...You mean THE 宗徳 かわさき?!?<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munenori_Kawasaki<br /><br />:-)<br /><br />"In his professional American debut, on March 2, 2012, Kawasaki went 0-3 against the Oakland Athletics, with 2 stikeouts, starting at shortstop. He was replaced in the 6th inning by Carlos Triunfel"<br /><br />Exciting :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01936042470523695383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-68785197736557875342012-03-19T06:12:39.361-07:002012-03-19T06:12:39.361-07:00It's a good thing Arizona is a conservative st...It's a good thing Arizona is a conservative state and hates government interfering with individual rights, or they'd really come up with wacko laws.Rays profilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13375762252351537791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66595798811813278712012-03-19T06:06:24.632-07:002012-03-19T06:06:24.632-07:00It's illegal to sell fake cocaine.
There'...<i>It's illegal to sell fake cocaine.</i><br /><br />There's a reasonable explanation for that one. Selling fake drugs is known as a "rip-off." Rip-offs tend to provoke violent revenge when said rip-off is discovered. The law is a (small, probably pointless) way to combat this.DJnoreply@blogger.com