tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post2540893715328194018..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: A look back... at a GREAT awards showBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-48820614847230006052013-11-08T20:17:18.152-08:002013-11-08T20:17:18.152-08:00My wife and I once decided it would be very erotic...My wife and I once decided it would be very erotic to make a video of ourselves having sex. It was not erotic. It was as far from erotic as it is possible to get. If you need inspiration to start using your gym membership regularly, just video yourself naked, having sex. All the body parts that stay in one place when the pros do it move all around when out-of-shape amateurs try it. I'm pretty sure that since that experience my wife and I have only had sex in a completely dark roomJacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-37611129166324665732013-11-07T01:30:45.216-08:002013-11-07T01:30:45.216-08:00Well said. Dave is a legend. Jane's addiction ...Well said. Dave is a legend. Jane's addiction helped save us from the 80's hair bands by producing music of substance and wild creativity.<br />Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09092985199027690430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84688445558017024752013-11-05T19:09:35.103-08:002013-11-05T19:09:35.103-08:00@Jeff: Never knew of anybody who burned himself wi...@Jeff: Never knew of anybody who burned himself with a homemade porn video. Do have a buddy who had an ex-girlfriend post some embarrassing stuff of him on a site like that after they broke up. She posted it and then emailed the link to a bunch of his friends. Guess she was hoping to humiliate him. Didn't work. We knew Adam was a goofball with clothes on so it wasn't any surprise that he was a goofball with his clothes off. We razzed him about it for a little while and then moved on. Good reason not to let other people own video of you naked and doing things you'd just as soon not have the whole world see you doing.Jimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-45539678284579204612013-11-05T12:24:27.145-08:002013-11-05T12:24:27.145-08:00These days, anyone can be a porn star. Last year, ...These days, anyone can be a porn star. Last year, a link to an X-rated Youtube-type porn site went flying around the office I work in. Seems one of the young male interns posted a video there, in which we see him, um, pleasuring himself. As appears to happen frequently with these kinds of videos, it never occurred to him that anyone he knew would see it and/or recognize him. Understandably, he was mortified, pulled down the video and wound up changing jobs, hoping that the video wouldn't follow him.Jeffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44716021877022120372013-11-05T04:17:54.702-08:002013-11-05T04:17:54.702-08:00Another blazingly funny view of the AVNs is 'B...Another blazingly funny view of the AVNs is 'Big Red Son', David Foster Wallace's report on the 1998 show.DWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84185042031699977842013-11-04T10:39:18.259-08:002013-11-04T10:39:18.259-08:00Interesting mix of responses!
Pretty funny stuff...Interesting mix of responses! <br /><br />Pretty funny stuff, though. If you can make fun of other awards shows, why not the AVN?Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-83800397966659278402013-11-04T04:12:10.897-08:002013-11-04T04:12:10.897-08:00I can see the scene in the senior home where the g...I can see the scene in the senior home where the guys watching see the category "Best Anal Release" and immediately start wondering if they can be nominated next year if they could only get a little more Metamucil.Breadbakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5610849168424969092013-11-04T02:18:34.267-08:002013-11-04T02:18:34.267-08:00Forrest Hump is the name of a porno...at least tha...Forrest Hump is the name of a porno...at least that is what I am led to believe.Albert Giesbrechthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17742338183833125104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-30882362602644363662013-11-04T02:17:50.399-08:002013-11-04T02:17:50.399-08:00Forrest Hump is the name of a porno...at least tha...Forrest Hump is the name of a porno...at least that is what I am led to believe.Albert Giesbrechthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17742338183833125104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-68139411333781281722013-11-03T23:18:12.496-08:002013-11-03T23:18:12.496-08:00Pam,
how could anybody who works in Hollywood not ...Pam,<br />how could anybody who works in Hollywood not know what DP means? <br /><br />It's the position every writer has to assume when they have to deal with the Director and the Producer at the same time.Spankzillanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19689118160322433942013-11-03T22:52:06.788-08:002013-11-03T22:52:06.788-08:00Am I the only one who had to look up "DP"...Am I the only one who had to look up "DP" ?Pamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-29074156269400355392013-11-03T19:35:47.819-08:002013-11-03T19:35:47.819-08:00Speaking from experience, no one's career as a...<i>Speaking from experience, no one's career as a makeup artist is complete until you've done touch-up work on a performer's ass.</i><br /><br />Ugh. Jesus, dude, I understand about moonlighting for extra cash, but are you really sure that making up some dude's ass so it'll look good for the camera is better than working the cash register at Walgreen's for a few hours?Ronnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-50697951886074478162013-11-03T17:16:30.540-08:002013-11-03T17:16:30.540-08:00"Porn princess McKenzie Lee handled backstage...<br />"Porn princess McKenzie Lee handled backstage interviews."<br /><br />Okay.Igornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-85731114792059798352013-11-03T15:23:35.227-08:002013-11-03T15:23:35.227-08:00translation, Nell go away.translation, Nell go away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79916523805717638062013-11-03T15:01:19.186-08:002013-11-03T15:01:19.186-08:00Navarro also hosts some competition reality show f...Navarro also hosts some competition reality show for tattoo artists.Paul Ducanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43028876905060221732013-11-03T14:32:54.868-08:002013-11-03T14:32:54.868-08:00this was televised?
why didn't it win an emmy...this was televised?<br /><br />why didn't it win an emmy?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-21255647078828213152013-11-03T13:11:45.366-08:002013-11-03T13:11:45.366-08:001. Yes, makeup is used by the performers in adult ...1. Yes, makeup is used by the performers in adult films, just as in any other video production.<br /><br />2. The makeup work is usually done by professionals, moonlighting to pick up a few extra bucks. It's often the same with the sound guy, the camera guy, the lighting guy. This kind of work tends not to make our resume, though.<br /><br />3. Speaking from experience, no one's career as a makeup artist is complete until you've done touch-up work on a performer's ass.Lance Thrustwellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49073091309619656742013-11-03T11:45:51.274-08:002013-11-03T11:45:51.274-08:00I stumbled onto one of these shows years ago and f...I stumbled onto one of these shows years ago and found it hilarious. Great report, Ken. Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72647207375621509402013-11-03T11:01:30.676-08:002013-11-03T11:01:30.676-08:00Has anyone yet pointed out that Dave Navarro is a ...Has anyone yet pointed out that Dave Navarro is a rather well respected rock guitarist, a member at various times of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns and Roses and Jane's Addiction, which this past week got a star on the Hollywood Walk of fame?Don K.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63327139404239739262013-11-03T10:47:09.552-08:002013-11-03T10:47:09.552-08:00I have to go along with Anonymous on this one. At...I have to go along with Anonymous on this one. At least porn producers are honest about the product that they are making. Frankly, I'd rather spend an afternoon talking to Ron Jeremy than Michael Bay. The only difference between porn producers and mainstream blockbuster movie producers is that porn producers openly admit to pandering to their audience, while people like Bay like to pretend that they are creating art, instead of a two and a half hour explosion that is occasionally interrupted by boobies.Aaron Sheckleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82329540944356124032013-11-03T10:03:44.681-08:002013-11-03T10:03:44.681-08:00Ken's reviews cover the entire spectrum from t...Ken's reviews cover the entire spectrum from the best down through the worst. Some people squirm and need to take a shower when Ron Jeremy is mentioned. Some are more tolerant and don't cringe until Adam Sandler is mentioned.Eric Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10639837826294361383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15705556442484333632013-11-03T09:43:19.639-08:002013-11-03T09:43:19.639-08:00Ken,
you seem to going through a phase... first th...Ken,<br />you seem to going through a phase... first the Zooey pic, now this. People are gonna start to talk.<br /><br />While it's fun to look down on and poke fun at the adult entertainment industry, I'll say this about the AVNs: the people there are more honest and less whorish than those at the Oscars/Emmys/Golden Globes/etc... They're even nicer people.<br /><br />And there's a lot less ass fucking going on than in Hollywood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-40185026203531260732013-11-03T08:53:46.831-08:002013-11-03T08:53:46.831-08:00"There’s a Best Make-Up category. Why??"..."There’s a Best Make-Up category. Why??"<br /><br />Have you not seen this "Porn Stars Without Makeup" slideshow on HuffPo? Porn makeup artists are absolutely vital.<br /><br />http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/11/porn-stars-without-makeup_n_2853817.html (SFW)Joshua B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70588886696364684732013-11-03T07:24:24.913-08:002013-11-03T07:24:24.913-08:00I must now go to YouTube and watch Bob Hope host t...I must now go to YouTube and watch Bob Hope host the Oscars 10+ times just to reset my moral compass...<br /><br />Woof!Barefoot Billy Alohahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04586870309250699505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-86953613371668756542013-11-03T06:54:41.820-08:002013-11-03T06:54:41.820-08:00Now, Ken, are you deliberately trying to provoke N...Now, Ken, are you deliberately trying to provoke Nell?<br /><br />Back in my more immature days, making up porn titles based on mainstream films was something friends and I would do. Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Thighs Wide Shut, Raiders of the Lost Ass.<br /><br />And then there are those which already sound like pornos. Fist of Fury, The Beaver, Furry Vengeance. Hamidnoreply@blogger.com