tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post3533942949164889291..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: The Albania songBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2323483234193480292018-03-30T11:35:27.923-07:002018-03-30T11:35:27.923-07:00My son, born in 1999,was doing a paper on Albania ...My son, born in 1999,was doing a paper on Albania for his microeconomics class. I recommended including a link to this scene. He aced it. Thanks! Kay Walkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-61207871367870186992011-06-17T14:28:27.043-07:002011-06-17T14:28:27.043-07:00I just stumbled upon this post because I am in the...I just stumbled upon this post because I am in the process of re-watching all the old Cheers episodes on Netflix streaming, and Googled -- what else? -- "your chief export is chrome." The show is brilliantly written -- far funnier than I remember, and far more clever than I realized as a teenager.<br /><br />And Nicholas Colasanto. Well, upon rewatching, Coach rivals Barney Fife as my favorite character ever. I still remember my mother waking me for school one morning and telling me that he had passed away. I felt the loss then, and feel it all over again as I finish up Season 3 on Netflix.David Brazealhttp://dbrazeal.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32677556153010376732009-05-14T22:02:00.000-07:002009-05-14T22:02:00.000-07:00"Your chief export is chrome" is the last line in ..."Your chief export is chrome" is the last line in the syndicated version, but the original airing added "You're a Communist republic ... You're a red regime".<br /><br />...But A. Buck Short beat me to it.mickeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17454800728489251056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-77682630426408173432009-05-11T10:03:00.000-07:002009-05-11T10:03:00.000-07:00Wow.
This is pretty amazing. I actually attended...Wow.<br /><br />This is pretty amazing. I actually attended that taping (actually, filming) of "CHEERS", so many years ago.<br /><br />I was a young guy just freshly arrived from Michigan with a degree in Aerospace Engineering who was about to chuck my diploma for a shot at screenwriting. I attended TV tapings for education and inspiration, and the Albania episode of "CHEERS" provided both, as it was the very first I witnessed in person.<br /><br />My biggest surprise that evening? How looooong the evening was. It took something like 4 hours to shoot that 1/2 hour of television...<br /><br />...but I stayed through every last pickup, happily humming the Albania song all the way home.<br /><br />It took another 4 years of solid spec writing before I made my first sale, but I recall it even less fondly, believe it or not, than that very first visit to the set of "CHEERS".<br /><br />Great blog, Mr. Levine.<br /><br />ToddToddnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33092513376615010412009-05-08T17:21:00.000-07:002009-05-08T17:21:00.000-07:00My question is, in terms of producing such an epis...<I>My question is, in terms of producing such an episode--that clearly busts the budget for that particular episode, doing something so elaborate.<br /><br />Where does that money come from? Do you go to the network for extra $$ or do the producers take money away from other episodes that come in under budget, to put it towards something special?</I>Even I, a non pro, knows the answer to that one: you simply dio an episode NOT as expensive to do! The easiest example I can think of comes from the world of Looney Tunes - when Chuck Jones would want to do a classic like "Whats Opera Doc?", which was very drawing and color intensive, and would cost a lot more than the average Bugs Bunny short, he would do a Road Runner, which he could do much cheaper and faster than the average short, and then have his crew fudge the Whats Opera Doc time cards and put down they were working on the RR short...<br /><br />As a non pro, I am ASSUMING that the network/studio does not care too much about what individual episodes cost, as long as the season's total budget comes out fairly close....especially for a hit.LouOCNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16151395857835632917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24371018001464432442009-05-08T13:47:00.000-07:002009-05-08T13:47:00.000-07:00I'd also be interested in what the lawyers would h...I'd also be interested in what the lawyers would have to say about that. What kind of waiver would you have to sign to be able to submit a story about uncle bob's diapers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44486384853518525012009-05-08T12:43:00.000-07:002009-05-08T12:43:00.000-07:00I loved that episode, and that song. To this day, ...I loved that episode, and that song. To this day, whenever I see Albania referenced anyplace, that song pops in my head. <br /><br />Here's my question: Recently (well, not too recently, as I think the show's already been canceled), Entertainment Weekly had a news blurb saying that the producers of the sitcom In the Motherhood were asking families to write in with their own funny parenthood stories, and they might wind up being used in an episode. EW blasted the show for doing this, saying that the writers should be doing their own work. So, what do you think of such a gimmick: a way to get the audience involved and make a show more true-to-life, or is it a way for the writers to do less work, and come up with fewer original storylines?Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27583862261011355212009-05-08T09:11:00.000-07:002009-05-08T09:11:00.000-07:00Ken-
I was watching an episode of Frasier last ni...Ken-<br /><br />I was watching an episode of <I>Frasier</I> last night, the one where they all go to a cabin in the woods, intended as a romantic getaway for Martin and Ronnie, and they all have weird dreams.<br /><br />Martin's dream is this huge musical number, complete with dancing girls, fireworks, etc. Quite an amazing little number.<br /><br />My question is, in terms of producing such an episode--that clearly busts the budget for that particular episode, doing something so elaborate.<br /><br />Where does that money come from? Do you go to the network for extra $$ or do the producers take money away from other episodes that come in under budget, to put it towards something special?rob!https://www.blogger.com/profile/17556471244882205031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-34567017663574274292009-05-08T08:40:00.000-07:002009-05-08T08:40:00.000-07:00”You’re a Communist Republic. You’re a red regim...<I>”You’re a Communist Republic. You’re a red regime....”</I>One would expect nothing less from an individual with the dexterity to have once integrated a reference to the substance <B>isinglass</B> into a contemporary travel piece. (<I>See TR, you thought we weren’t paying attention.</I>)The Obama administration had promised more transparency in blogging, and, well, there you go.<br /><br />Personally, I find the recently introduced Google Chrome to have a considerably more user friendly interface that it’s Albanian browser counterpart. But maybe that’s just me. I also prefer the tropical and subtropical locations where the principal exports are traditionally <I>thistle, hemp, and manganese</I>. “Welcome to East Gabon, always ready to meet all of your family’s manganese needs.”<br /><br />However, until the late 1980’s, Albania remained the only place you could ever find a fez anywhere north of Malta. And who can ever forget Gabriel Byrne’s unforgettable portrayal of Albanian dictator Enver Hoxah in <I>The Usual Suspects.</I>As geographical lyricism goes, no song has resonated with me as much since the young Billy Crystal’s rendition of the ever popular <B>“Rumania”</B> in <I>Mr. Saturday Night</I>:<br /><br />-----Echhh, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania<br />-----Rumania, Rumania, Rumania.<br />-----Geven a mol a land a zise, a sheyne.<br /><br />-----Echhh, Rumania, Rumania, Rumania<br />-----Rumania, Rumania, Rumania.<br />-----Geven a mol a land a zise, a fayne.<br /><br />-----Hay digi digi dam, digi digi digi dam;<br />-----Hay digi digi digi digi digi dam.<br />-----Hay digi digi dam, digi digi digi dam;<br />-----Hay digi digi digi digi digi dam.<br />-----Dzingma, tay tidl ti dam;<br />-----dzingma, tay tidl ti dam;<br />-----dzingma, tay tidl ti dam;<br />-----dzingma, tay tidlt ti dam.<br />-----Dzingma, tay tidl ti dam;<br />-----dzingma, tay tidl ti dam;<br />-----dzingma, tay tidl ti dam;<br />-----dzingma, tay tidlt ti dam.<br /><br /><B>Rough English translation:</B><I>”Romania, Romania, Romania, Romania, Romania, Romania, Romania,<br />See what I did? Seven times I said the country.<br />I really dig the pastrami (repeat 3 times).<br />But does anybody know where a guy can get a decent hunk of chrome, dammit! (repeat 7 times)</I>.<br /><br />Nick Colasanto, what a sweet man. And then Rhode Island had to go and spoil everything with the Farrelly Bros.A. Buck Shortnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-8224179717148356812009-05-08T07:58:00.000-07:002009-05-08T07:58:00.000-07:00There is an Albanian girl that started working wit...There is an Albanian girl that started working with me a few months back. Within the first week someone was asking her where Albania actually was. From Across the room I shouted "ON THE ADRIATIC!! It's land is mostly mountainous, and it's chief export is chrome!!" Most people looked at me as if I was insane, but one other guy started cracking up, as he knew the same facts I did for the same reason.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-34130453581648590532009-05-08T03:34:00.000-07:002009-05-08T03:34:00.000-07:00Years ago, I was watching the movie, Wag The Dog, ...Years ago, I was watching the movie, Wag The Dog, and the Robert De Niro character needs to find a country the US can stage a fake war against. There's the scene where De Niro and Anne Heche are at the airport, and De Niro tells her they're going to war against...Albania.<br /><br />"What did Albania ever do to us?" Anne Heche asks, and Robert De Niro answers, "What did they ever do for us?"<br /><br />At that moment, I could hear Coach singing in my head, "...borders on the Adriatic, and their chief export is chrome." <br /><br />Also, there was a very short moment in the episode when Coach also sings a song that begins, "Taiwan...." and it appears to be set to Autumn In New York.Max Clarkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07706524941272103444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2597585601873430342009-05-08T00:35:00.000-07:002009-05-08T00:35:00.000-07:00One of the greatest Cheers scenes ever, and one of...One of the greatest Cheers scenes ever, and one of my favorite coach moments (and as I write that, I had a lot of favorite Coach moments: "Please! You're making a mockery of Bell Day!".... "Kind of a nice break in the day, isn't it, Sam?").<br />-Now that I know it was Nicholas Colasanto's last episode, it will be a different show next time I see it.<br /><br />(WV: abliia, which was name for Albania in the medieval dialect along the Adriatic coast of Italy)Jimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66246755170199306022009-05-08T00:15:00.000-07:002009-05-08T00:15:00.000-07:00psssst...look up above this...that's a comedy lege...psssst...look up above this...that's a comedy legend.cbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-39774402456343126492009-05-07T22:39:00.000-07:002009-05-07T22:39:00.000-07:00I totally remember that night, remember Sam Simon ...I totally remember that night, remember Sam Simon looking in an almanac to get some facts about Albania. That song still runs through my head everytime (albeit not very often) I hear the word Albania. There was something about the chief export being chrome and the picture in my head of a big chrome bumper from a car from the 1940's that struck me as particularly funny. Also Ted Danson was so great in that bit.Heide Pnoreply@blogger.com