tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post4816028589611073998..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: What I'd do with Conan's moneyBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16121157247947837972010-01-27T11:05:48.347-08:002010-01-27T11:05:48.347-08:00"I’d reconstruct FRASIER’S living room in my ..."I’d reconstruct FRASIER’S living room in my house and even opt for the additional expense of a fourth wall."<br /><br />Why? You would never acknowledge it.Orelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-992319541530698312010-01-27T09:17:30.577-08:002010-01-27T09:17:30.577-08:00"Visit Bhutan, and not just the tourist secti..."Visit Bhutan, and not just the tourist sections."<br /><br />*Dreamy Sigh*<br /><br />Me too.........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-48995996924194291262010-01-25T19:59:27.366-08:002010-01-25T19:59:27.366-08:00I'd wait seven months...take a prime time spot...I'd wait seven months...take a prime time spot...then make a deal to come back for late-night when Leno starts to falter.christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08717459430504797508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76096575465549160492010-01-25T14:56:08.281-08:002010-01-25T14:56:08.281-08:00"I’d buy my daughter, Annie a teacup pig.&quo..."I’d buy my daughter, Annie a teacup pig."<br /><br />The way that's written, you're saying that your daughter is a teacup pig and you are going to buy her.<br /><br />Punctuation matters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-64920087764923179402010-01-25T13:22:55.090-08:002010-01-25T13:22:55.090-08:00I'd buy the Dodgers a "lights out" l...I'd buy the Dodgers a "lights out" lefty! That would pay for about half a season, I'm guessing. BobBob and Rob Professional American Writershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13273869278815498283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-13126207919175909822010-01-25T12:39:08.889-08:002010-01-25T12:39:08.889-08:00>>Arrange to have a detailed family tree res...>>Arrange to have a detailed family tree researched and have bobble heads made for each relative.<<<br /><br />My relatives are already all bobbleheads. I would, however, hire someone to go to the gym for me every day.<br /><br />RayAlaskaRaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-62808652787173260012010-01-25T12:16:22.576-08:002010-01-25T12:16:22.576-08:00Hawaii's tourist industry is already suffering...Hawaii's tourist industry is already suffering enough - somehow, I don't think ads announcing "Now featuring paunchy TV Writer with fire" will bring back the tourists...<br /><br /><br />But the big question: with $32M, would you buy the rights to the masturbating bear?<br /><br /><br />vw: comes. Given your problems with being blocked as porn, I'll just decline any comment... since I already mentioned the bear...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38209577787625008582010-01-25T10:49:20.852-08:002010-01-25T10:49:20.852-08:00and make bobbleheads of all of us loyal blog watch...and make bobbleheads of all of us loyal blog watchers. I wanna bobblehead!tbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-67855926753909215882010-01-25T08:37:24.921-08:002010-01-25T08:37:24.921-08:00Would you also have the ratty recliner in your liv...Would you also have the ratty recliner in your living room as well?Mike Bellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82469284688607739992010-01-25T07:25:22.667-08:002010-01-25T07:25:22.667-08:00Ken said...
"Buy a theater in Branson, Miss...Ken said...<br /><br /><i> "Buy a theater in Branson, Missouri for Gary Lewis & the Playboys so fans can thrill to their music all year long!"</i>...<br /><br />How about also buying a video game manufacturer that would create a game for them: "Jewish Rock Band"...Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-18023626038061703922010-01-25T06:27:29.480-08:002010-01-25T06:27:29.480-08:00nice. if i had the $ i'd quit my tv copywriti...nice. if i had the $ i'd quit my tv copywriting job to be able to... write more packets to land a late-night comedy writing job, write that book, write a screenplay... take your sitcom class. i'm currently the breadwinner, healthcare winner, childcare winner -- and my dreams aren't travel or luxury based. i just want time to write, something other than one-handed blog comments.Susie Felberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03292604220582112517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-22804324561410613822010-01-25T04:27:40.252-08:002010-01-25T04:27:40.252-08:00I'd use it to hire someone to "whack"...I'd use it to hire someone to "whack" Jay Leno. Ergo, problem solved, Conan gets the Tonight Show back and NBC can show "The Best Of Billy Mays" infomercials at 10 PM that would probably get higher ratings.YEKIMIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921751875397071034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16528670170185523682010-01-25T04:04:42.759-08:002010-01-25T04:04:42.759-08:00Yes, I've got to get one of those gigs where I...Yes, I've got to get one of those gigs where I'm paid handsomely NOT to work.Vermonter17032http://welcometosherwood.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38844176007745306282010-01-25T00:58:56.154-08:002010-01-25T00:58:56.154-08:00so cool.so cool.rosehttp://www.ebooktub.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-28453259587656592462010-01-24T21:31:07.663-08:002010-01-24T21:31:07.663-08:00I'd hire the cast of M*A*S*H to reenact my fav...I'd hire the cast of <i>M*A*S*H</i> to reenact my favorite episodes in my living room. I'd play the Henry and Frank parts.rob!https://www.blogger.com/profile/17556471244882205031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14985011609339843922010-01-24T19:29:01.817-08:002010-01-24T19:29:01.817-08:00Why stop at Frasier's living room? Do this:
N...Why stop at Frasier's living room? Do this:<br /><br />Niles' front room for your front room<br />Frasier's living room for your living room/second room<br />a bar like Cheers to watch games<br />Monica's living room from Friends for guests<br />Seinfeld's apt for existential kvetching<br />Will and Grace's apt for when your lovely wife wants to go to NY and get away from you but can't get away because of LA stuff<br />oh, and Charlie's house from Two and a Half Men would be the section of the house that opens up to the beach<br /><br />Well, that's what I what I would do, anyway. I need to stop watching so many sitcomsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-22250287876042309232010-01-24T19:08:11.241-08:002010-01-24T19:08:11.241-08:00Do you have any insights, Ken, on whether you'...Do you have any insights, Ken, on whether you're *doing* Sitcom again this year (please say yes, please say yes, please, pretty please... sugar, Splenda, take your pick)<br /><br />catose: the artificial sweetner I forgot to mention...Baylinkhttp://baylink.pitas.comnoreply@blogger.com