tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post5145613990190270299..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: A mystery of the ages finally SOLVED!By Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-73078881382886574852013-07-09T09:43:20.246-07:002013-07-09T09:43:20.246-07:00These trivial articles and videos are produced by ...These trivial articles and videos are produced by "content farms". At least one public company does business this way, generating a million articles a month. Ever wonder "How to Turn the TV on Without a Remote"? There's a web page telling you how.Lou H.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1686403281611662142013-07-09T02:35:15.649-07:002013-07-09T02:35:15.649-07:00We laugh, but someone's probably finding it us...We laugh, but someone's probably finding it useful.<br /><br />I've always been concerned about the tag on my hair straightener that says do not use on your eyelashes with the matching red line thru it diagram. Did someone try to straighten their eye lashes, or is the company concerned that someone will try it & sue them?Rebeccanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27204636583350265582013-07-07T14:47:21.763-07:002013-07-07T14:47:21.763-07:00I've watched the video about 40 times now. I t...I've watched the video about 40 times now. I think I've nearly got it.Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41297361544025581072013-07-06T19:23:58.198-07:002013-07-06T19:23:58.198-07:00What a cheesy post.
Aaaah...<i>What a cheesy post.</i><br /><br /><a href="http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/black-guy-laughing-on-boat-gif.gif" rel="nofollow">Aaaah...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Mitchell Hundrednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66604934235648085032013-07-06T18:58:15.909-07:002013-07-06T18:58:15.909-07:00Chip, everyone knows that you slice Velveeta with ...Chip, everyone knows that you slice Velveeta with a piece of cotton thread pulled taut between your two index fingers.<br />Jim Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07840228636027306303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-77772476676509367212013-07-06T15:51:51.216-07:002013-07-06T15:51:51.216-07:00My cheese slicer didn't come with a manual, so...My cheese slicer didn't come with a manual, so it's been sitting in the drawer for years now. I bet the cheese I bought back then is in worse shape.CSmithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5463686024072572072013-07-06T15:43:32.977-07:002013-07-06T15:43:32.977-07:00It's closing in on a million views, so I think...It's closing in on a million views, so I think she gets the last laugh.KevDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04510589346088502569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-57124116719177162002013-07-06T14:33:44.255-07:002013-07-06T14:33:44.255-07:00I wondered what that dang device was that's be...I wondered what that dang device was that's been in my kitchen drawer for all these years. Wow, thanks, Ken!RareWaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12778784501326773464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-22951661212614256352013-07-06T14:28:09.483-07:002013-07-06T14:28:09.483-07:00All well and good, but it doesn't solve the pr...All well and good, but it doesn't solve the problem of slicing Velveeta.CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12812457432281366619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52992700640951780112013-07-06T12:37:09.719-07:002013-07-06T12:37:09.719-07:00Wait a minute: I need a cheese slicer and a block ...Wait a minute: I need a cheese slicer <i>and</i> a block of cheese? I think I see why I've been having a problem with this.Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3209996129345579292013-07-06T12:13:00.059-07:002013-07-06T12:13:00.059-07:00The real trick to any slicing technique is how to ...The real trick to any slicing technique is how to stick the tip of your thumb back in place and stanch the flow of blood until you reach the emergency department...Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-90577557382066316152013-07-06T10:12:42.861-07:002013-07-06T10:12:42.861-07:00They sell pre-sliced cheese for people like me, la...They sell pre-sliced cheese for people like me, lazy bastards who don't own a cheese slicer.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-73120761705727805912013-07-06T10:04:30.055-07:002013-07-06T10:04:30.055-07:00And if you don't want your slices to be absurd...And if you don't want your slices to be absurdly thick, what do you do?<br /><br />The correct answer is "hold the slicer at an angle", but this video seems to have left out that bit.Covarrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05512077437345823232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12802701577857577842013-07-06T09:32:43.462-07:002013-07-06T09:32:43.462-07:00Educational!Educational!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42350694353390554952013-07-06T08:12:32.386-07:002013-07-06T08:12:32.386-07:00What a cheesy post.What a cheesy post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-30518402097968726382013-07-06T08:05:31.381-07:002013-07-06T08:05:31.381-07:00This is what a "normal" cheese slicer lo...This is what a "normal" cheese slicer looks like: http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil:Osthyvel_20050723_001.jpg<br /><br />Invented by norwegians in 1925, used by all norwegians (who eat cheese) every day. <br /><br />Seriously, my mum kept asking for one while on holiday in the US, and when in became appearant that she wouldn't be able to obtain one, she had no idea what to do. A knife carves way too thick slices for her taste. Anehttp://angelundercover.blogg.no/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-18742803426611876412013-07-06T07:54:57.475-07:002013-07-06T07:54:57.475-07:00I have never understood what the problem is with j...I have never understood what the problem is with just using a knife.<br /><br />wgWendy M. Grossmanhttp://www.pelicancrossing.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-21511248625165527352013-07-06T07:30:59.655-07:002013-07-06T07:30:59.655-07:00Yes, but after all that, what does one do with the...Yes, but after all that, what does one do with the slice of cheese??? An (is my actual name)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07960251996565752991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-78895236057246916352013-07-06T07:15:28.490-07:002013-07-06T07:15:28.490-07:00My favorite how-to video is called "How to Fa...My favorite how-to video is called "How to Fax to Sweden". Trust me, look it up. Then watch the guy's other videos.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82956487650105930682013-07-06T07:01:45.966-07:002013-07-06T07:01:45.966-07:00Remove Pizza from cardboard box before placing int...Remove Pizza from cardboard box before placing into oven. And don't forget to turn oven ON!!Richard Ynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9486172006073656932013-07-06T06:52:42.330-07:002013-07-06T06:52:42.330-07:00You can never assume when it comes to the American...You can never assume when it comes to the American Public. <br /><br />Decades ago I worked for a wholesale bakery in the midwest when we brought English Muffins to the local market for the first time. They sold well the first couple weeks, but then sales dropped to almost nothing, and we began to receive endless complaints.<br /><br />It wasn't until we added a big orange sticker to every package that said "Toast Before Eating!" that sales began to slowly recover.ODJenningsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-71581956873260227662013-07-06T06:48:47.019-07:002013-07-06T06:48:47.019-07:00Man, I hope she reveals the method for operating a...Man, I hope she reveals the method for operating a doorknob soon. It's getting super annoying just leaving all those doors wide open.Mitchell Hundrednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24069958247541460392013-07-06T06:29:41.495-07:002013-07-06T06:29:41.495-07:00And...we finally know the answer to that ago-old q...And...we finally know the answer to that ago-old question -- "Who cut the cheese?"<br /><br />emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-53169484436795570492013-07-06T06:03:24.231-07:002013-07-06T06:03:24.231-07:00Oh my - the things we learn in the internet.Oh my - the things we learn in the internet.Richard Ynoreply@blogger.com