tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post5590266494380729495..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Spring Movie Preview Part IIBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-37606719033657982172008-03-09T10:59:00.000-07:002008-03-09T10:59:00.000-07:00To those who post anonymously: Don't you have the ...To those who post anonymously: Don't you have the "Choose an Identity" options? On my comp at least, below the word verification box, there's a list of 4 choices: Google/Blogger, OpenID, Name/URL and Anonymous. I click the circle next to Name/URL, type in my name, leave URL blank, and that's it. Don't have to sign up for anything. I've been assuming that everyone has the same choices.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2368706330439160222008-03-08T22:04:00.000-08:002008-03-08T22:04:00.000-08:00Wasn't "Adventures in Paradise" originally called ...Wasn't "Adventures in Paradise" originally called "Private Lives"? But you did add the tropical setting.<BR/><BR/>Have to post Anonymous because Google sucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-21810571363092944062008-03-08T08:12:00.000-08:002008-03-08T08:12:00.000-08:00Hey Ken! You forgot this one. Want to go with us? ...Hey Ken! You forgot this one. Want to go with us? <BR/>http://www.horroryearbook.com/543085/jenna-jameson-and-robert-englund-in-zombie-strippers. The trailer is on Youtube.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01917741097173342824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52362217793236234182008-03-07T13:30:00.000-08:002008-03-07T13:30:00.000-08:00As a parent, I love the sequence from the Baby Mam...As a parent, I love the sequence from the Baby Mama trailer where Maura Tierney asks her young son whether he's covered in poop or chocolate. Tina Fey looks on in horror when she sniffs, then licks it and says it's chocolate. Tina Fey's comment "What if it was poop?!" was priceless.Tim W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16860726607106078491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44063116902953036942008-03-07T13:21:00.000-08:002008-03-07T13:21:00.000-08:00I don't know if it's the SJP Sex and the City or t...I don't know if it's the SJP Sex and the City or the Daddy Warbucks reference -- but Evan Handler has been writing some pretty good stuff lately for the Huffpost, including March 2, <I>"I can't believe I'm standing up for Obama...but I am"</I> about buyer's remorse leaving the voting booth. If I could write that well, maybe I could be Harry Goldenblatt and make wild monkey love with Kristin Davis? <BR/><BR/>And is there anybody else out there who couldn't stop using "Sarah Jessica Parker" as an exclamation after hearing that on Will & Grace? MelinaKanakaredes! -- that’s annoying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38835468438145221282008-03-07T11:11:00.000-08:002008-03-07T11:11:00.000-08:00Every time I see the title "The Ruins", I think it...Every time I see the title "The Ruins", I think it says "The Runs", which makes me believe it's a movie about Taco Bell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-86022535684035428462008-03-07T11:04:00.000-08:002008-03-07T11:04:00.000-08:00De Niro was indeed going to play Jagger. He lost 1...<I>De Niro was indeed going to play Jagger. He lost 120 pounds, got collagen lip injections and perfected that rooster strut. But he simply can't do accents for shit.</I><BR/><BR/> But I thought he was adorable playing the fey storm master ship captain in <I>Stardust</I>.<BR/><BR/><I>I'm going to assume the former, because who wouldn't sleep with Sarah Jessica Parker?</I> <BR/><BR/>I wouldn't. Wouldn't sleep with her husband either. However, I wouldn't need a hit to the head to sleep with Dennis Quaid.Mary Stellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02186261066656584772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79157903994415017802008-03-07T11:00:00.000-08:002008-03-07T11:00:00.000-08:00When I saw the ad for "Baby Mama" during the Tina ...When I saw the ad for "Baby Mama" during the Tina Fey-hosted "Saturday Night Live" last week, I thought it was an "SNL" satire making fun of the recent spate of girl-talk pregnancy comedies such as "Knocked Up" and "Juno."<BR/><BR/>But, nope, it's a real movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-54002377905934734012008-03-07T10:14:00.000-08:002008-03-07T10:14:00.000-08:00damn, my waterboard comment came up anonymous - so...damn, my waterboard comment came up anonymous - sorry, ken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38451888893518642362008-03-07T10:07:00.000-08:002008-03-07T10:07:00.000-08:00okay, so who gets waterboarded - harold or kumar?okay, so who gets waterboarded - harold or kumar?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16580138259044369842008-03-07T09:59:00.000-08:002008-03-07T09:59:00.000-08:00...and then there's sjp's horse face disfigurement......and then there's sjp's horse face disfigurement.<BR/>~RobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32816753371378549042008-03-07T08:50:00.000-08:002008-03-07T08:50:00.000-08:00There are a lot of reasons someone might not want ...There are a lot of reasons someone might not want to sleep with SJP:<BR/>- Fear of having your ass dragged to get a high colonic. Also, fear of having a high colonic in your ass.<BR/>- Not really sure what to do with her "Square Peg"<BR/>- Who wants Matthew Broderick's sloppy seconds?<BR/>- Shoe envy<BR/>- Not sure about Daddy Warbucks' intentions<BR/>- Fear of coming up short compared to Mr. BigR.A. Porterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851961356321735388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42544104269574198692008-03-07T08:42:00.000-08:002008-03-07T08:42:00.000-08:00SMART PEOPLE – Dennis Quaid gets hit on the head a...<I>SMART PEOPLE – Dennis Quaid gets hit on the head and starts sleeping with Sarah Jessica Parker, which explains it.</I><BR/><BR/>Perhaps I'm slow today, but are you saying that Dennis Quaid gets smarter, which explains why he sleeps with Sarah Jessica Parker? Or was that a dig at SJP? I'm going to assume the former, because who wouldn't sleep with Sarah Jessica Parker? She is teh hot.zadighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02180913684828382740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-46327121141274319982008-03-07T08:35:00.000-08:002008-03-07T08:35:00.000-08:00John said... If the beast drinks the water in Mexi...<B>John said...</B> <BR/><I>If the beast drinks the water in Mexico, they can drop the 'i' out of the title.</I><BR/><BR/>Been there, done that. And that. And that. And.….. I was just about to mount a vigorous KL defense on the HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY thing based on comedic sensibility being an acceptable defense mechanism, etc., when I realized it wasn’t he who made up the title. <BR/><BR/>4-5 years ago our daughter brought Kal Penn’s brother Pulin down from Poughkeepsie to stay with us for some sort of animal rights activist prom or assault on Neiman Marcus or something like that. Proudly resisted the urge to larry-davidly suggest the bro’s name sounded like a heated football rivalry.<BR/><BR/>For some reason I really enjoyed both the post and the comments on this one. But, c’mon guys, can we get back on topic and fixate on spelling errors! Oh wait, maybe there weren’t any? Well then, let’s fixate on the fact that there weren’t any or at least try to compenSSate with our own in the comments.<BR/><BR/>------ low and outside.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14981656189274271202008-03-07T07:59:00.000-08:002008-03-07T07:59:00.000-08:00If the beast drinks the water in Mexico, they can ...If the beast drinks the water in Mexico, they can drop the 'i' out of the title.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-37527400785811567592008-03-07T07:40:00.000-08:002008-03-07T07:40:00.000-08:00Unless Harold and Kumar go for a touching and hard...Unless Harold and Kumar go for a touching and hard-hitting drama this time around, I can't help feeling that's in seriously poor taste, given the atrocities going on there in the name of the US people.<BR/><BR/>As an outsider, the thoughts of US audiences sitting around laughing at that sickens me.Bitter Animatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06617537816971588380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19093512660419985672008-03-07T05:40:00.000-08:002008-03-07T05:40:00.000-08:00you know, there's a movie idea i've had in my head...you know, there's a movie idea i've had in my head for a long time that stars both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler...oh, forget it.<BR/><BR/>the presence of Tina Fey might actually get me into a movie about "baby fever." <BR/><BR/>especially if there's an Indy 4 trailer...rob!https://www.blogger.com/profile/17556471244882205031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-8261151077556667922008-03-07T04:52:00.000-08:002008-03-07T04:52:00.000-08:00r.a. porter:NOT better...r.a. porter:<BR/><BR/>NOT better...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76587899465192803792008-03-07T01:20:00.000-08:002008-03-07T01:20:00.000-08:00De Niro was indeed going to play Jagger. He lost ...De Niro was indeed going to play Jagger. He lost 120 pounds, got collagen lip injections and perfected that rooster strut. But he simply can't do accents for shit.<BR/><BR/>Keith Richards will be playing himself after first choice Jessica Tandy was deemed too dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2748473068574066382008-03-07T01:00:00.000-08:002008-03-07T01:00:00.000-08:00*snicker*Ken, next time I'm in LA please let me co...*snicker*<BR/><BR/>Ken, next time I'm in LA please let me come by and have you kick my ass on the walk of fame next to all those costume-wearing folks.<BR/><BR/>I'll could put that on my acting-resume as a collaboration ^^;Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01936042470523695383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-65709202349142287162008-03-06T22:58:00.000-08:002008-03-06T22:58:00.000-08:00It's funny you mention the Frasier episode you wro...It's funny you mention the Frasier episode you wrote, because when I saw the trailer for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, that's the first thing I thought of.<BR/><BR/>And by the way, it's Leonardo DiCaprio that is playing Mick Jagger. DeNiro was busy filming Meet Baby Focker.<BR/><BR/>Lastly, I read your interview with theissue.com and couldn't help but notice that you mentioned one of my comments. You mind if I put that on my resume that we collaborated on something?Tim W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16860726607106078491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-28666607028496202982008-03-06T22:23:00.000-08:002008-03-06T22:23:00.000-08:00The first Harold & Kumar was surprisingly hilariou...The first Harold & Kumar was surprisingly hilarious, so I'll be seeing the sequel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-69672228817347293462008-03-06T21:53:00.000-08:002008-03-06T21:53:00.000-08:00Today's half has more winners than yesterday's, I ...Today's half has more winners than yesterday's, I think. No pillow fighting, but more winners.<BR/>- <I>Smart People</I> kind of looks sort of maybe...ah hell. It's a renter.<BR/>- <I>21</I> is based on a fantastic book and true story and should be a blast.<BR/>- <I>Harold & Kumar</I>. NPH, baby. Can't go wrong there.<BR/><BR/>And I can't believe I'm going to do this <I>on his own blog</I>, but I think I can better a Ken Levine joke...<BR/><BR/><I>What part of "On your left!" did the victim not understand?</I>R.A. Porterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851961356321735388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55953554403441350632008-03-06T21:32:00.000-08:002008-03-06T21:32:00.000-08:00Mock the Harold & Kumar film all you want, but I e...Mock the Harold & Kumar film all you want, but I expect it will touch people in a way that all the other non-documentary war-on-terror flicks haven't... in the wallet.<BR/><BR/>(Glad you mentioned that you wrote "Adventures in Paradise" -- I really enjoyed both halves of that, particularly the ending of each half the first time I saw 'em!)Nat Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071882426424901455noreply@blogger.com