tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post5787619881360536572..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: My boyfriend looks just like a movie star!By Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-71724480976177916342008-04-30T04:12:00.000-07:002008-04-30T04:12:00.000-07:00Funny! More due to the narration than the content ...Funny! More due to the narration than the content itself, but then aren't they all?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03007495939639770792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11927106452037135592008-04-29T14:55:00.000-07:002008-04-29T14:55:00.000-07:00"Women - can't live with 'em, can't stuff 'em in a..."Women - can't live with 'em, can't stuff 'em in a sack." - Newhart's LarryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24531792923125033502008-04-29T14:17:00.000-07:002008-04-29T14:17:00.000-07:00Hey anonymous: Can I take Remedial Porn at 9:30am?...Hey anonymous: Can I take Remedial Porn at 9:30am? I'm bad at Meth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-89185166667795139092008-04-29T14:00:00.000-07:002008-04-29T14:00:00.000-07:00"Women...can't live with them...pass the beer nuts..."Women...can't live with them...pass the beer nuts." - Norm PetersonAltSunghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02091271275548692502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-90831445108890830092008-04-29T13:59:00.000-07:002008-04-29T13:59:00.000-07:0010AM Porn viewing is usually reserved for Meth use...10AM Porn viewing is usually reserved for Meth users. Which would explain the shocking turn of events. <BR/>It's easy to see why many episodes of "Cops" are filmed in NM.<BR/><BR/>BAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-87348649538398840362008-04-29T13:27:00.000-07:002008-04-29T13:27:00.000-07:00You just don't see many women going into that line...You just don't see many women going into that line of work (mohel).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5218022724681295432008-04-29T11:21:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:21:00.000-07:00Amanda Moya, eh? That surname sounds like it migh...Amanda Moya, eh? That surname sounds like it might be the Spanish feminine for "mohel."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2196260586338404942008-04-29T11:14:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:14:00.000-07:00I can't remember when I laughed that hard!I can't remember when I laughed that hard!webbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13832941345633728737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-57072727950619945712008-04-29T10:55:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:55:00.000-07:00I'm with Emily! Amanda certainly has her prioritie...I'm with Emily! Amanda certainly has her priorities screwed up... so to speakAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44607019314962259972008-04-29T10:52:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:52:00.000-07:00I think this phallocentric plot might be perfect f...I think this phallocentric plot might be perfect for an Apatow production, perhaps as a natural sequel to "Knocked Up." Those who had trouble believing that Katherine Heigl would fall for Seth Rogen might more readily accept her chasing him around with a butcher knife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32356110894309147712008-04-29T10:48:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:48:00.000-07:00I think it's a sweet story. The climax (no pun in...I think it's a sweet story. The climax (no pun intended), would of course be the girl getting bailed out of jail, only to wander out of the police station, to see her betrothed waiting for her, leaning up against his car. There is some apprehension as she approaches him, he still looks hurt about her attempting to kill him. Then he takes a bouquet of flowers out from behind his back. Smiles all around. They embrace. Cue music and credits. <BR/><BR/>[note from studio executive] Can we give her a quirky best friend, and maybe an ethnic minority best friend for the guy?Tim W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16860726607106078491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17430314359005096712008-04-29T10:32:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:32:00.000-07:00I want to date Emily Blake!!!I want to date Emily Blake!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49945177641341879412008-04-29T10:31:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:31:00.000-07:00Whoa, Sebastian, don't eat all your Snickers befor...Whoa, Sebastian, don't eat all your Snickers before lunch, dude.Richard Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094016831874148306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-6613863987670045992008-04-29T10:22:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:22:00.000-07:00Yeah RAC, explain to her why you are unable to do ...Yeah RAC, explain to her why you are unable to do that to her *snicker*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01936042470523695383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25713790562466529892008-04-29T08:54:00.000-07:002008-04-29T08:54:00.000-07:00Emily, please call me.Emily, please call me.Richard Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094016831874148306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24220619873551451212008-04-29T08:53:00.000-07:002008-04-29T08:53:00.000-07:00That's why I love living in New Mexico: never a du...That's why I love living in New Mexico: never a dull morning, or a dull knife, in this case.<BR/><BR/>Maybe someone can turn this into a little scene for Legion, "an apocalyptic action thriller starring Dennis Quaid, Kate Walsh and Tyrese Gibson," which is now shooting at the College of Santa Fe's Garson Studios. (On my campus.)<BR/><BR/>In this scene, the man's cell phone doesn't work due to, well, the apocalypse, and the woman chases him all the way down I-25 to Mexico while mushroom clouds are springing up on the horizons to the north in Los Alamos and to the east in Roswell.<BR/><BR/>Every apocalypse needs a little comic relief.Richard Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094016831874148306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14037994211175484272008-04-29T08:44:00.000-07:002008-04-29T08:44:00.000-07:00If I had a boyfriend who turned out to be a porn s...If I had a boyfriend who turned out to be a porn star I'd just look at him and go, "So how come you never do that stuff to me?"Emily Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11807604099624380682008-04-29T06:49:00.000-07:002008-04-29T06:49:00.000-07:00Makes you feel a little better about your lonely b...Makes you feel a little better about your lonely bachelorhood, doesn't it Ken?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80395082509514488822008-04-29T04:32:00.000-07:002008-04-29T04:32:00.000-07:00Ken, I know you'll delete the above spam posts, bu...Ken, I know you'll delete the above spam posts, but the user name (Steve Cadick) would be the perfect name to play Rock Hard's best friend.<BR/><BR/>Ah, just another slice of life....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76903413793714017412008-04-28T23:55:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:55:00.000-07:00um, new mexico....isn't that sean young territory?...um, new mexico....isn't that sean young territory?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-74229588422023955752008-04-28T23:49:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:49:00.000-07:00amanda,are you kids on the ecstasy again?or did yo...amanda,are you kids on the ecstasy again?<BR/>or did you crush up the painkillers you sticky-fingered from your cancer stricken Grandmother's medicine cabinet and snort them instead of drinking them with a full glass of water like the directions say?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-74083446794593566282008-04-28T23:27:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:27:00.000-07:00Ever notice how the emergency dispatchers never ve...Ever notice how the emergency dispatchers never veer from their script? The how-to-dispatch manual doesn't encourage improvisation.<BR/>No siree, hence the "be sure to point her out"!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-92191174886195868542008-04-28T23:02:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:02:00.000-07:00You know, if this had just happened at a disastrou...You know, if this had just happened at a disastrous dinner party, instead of at 10 AM (WHO watches porn that early? Even I don't watch porn that early. Never until noon!), it would be Joe Keenan script.<BR/><BR/>You'd think she would want to make CERTAIN it was her boy friend before going all Norma Bates with the cutlery.<BR/><BR/>Women. Can't live with them, because they'll kill you.<BR/><BR/>Another story that makes me glad I'm gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-86788235768663989012008-04-28T22:56:00.000-07:002008-04-28T22:56:00.000-07:00Okay... my word verification is haxse!I think blog...Okay... my word verification is haxse!<BR/><BR/>I think blogger is trying to tell me something.Ger Apeldoornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03633862833036214748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5555945588928352522008-04-28T22:46:00.000-07:002008-04-28T22:46:00.000-07:00You need to watch Cheaters, you'd see this sort of...You need to watch <I>Cheaters</I>, you'd see this sort of drama all the time. It's a class show. That and <I>Blind Date</I>, if they were on Network TV Les Moonves would dump Julie Chen and <I>Big Brother</I> in a NY minute and not ever go back.This Space Blankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17083709869765672778noreply@blogger.com