tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post5960907910511908094..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Should Pole Dancing be an Olympic sport?By Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32168286473315896652012-07-21T05:28:32.304-07:002012-07-21T05:28:32.304-07:00Pole dancing actually requires a LOT of upper-body...Pole dancing actually requires a LOT of upper-body strength as well as terrific balance and coordination. (Yes, I took a class. *blush*)<br /><br />That said, the concept of Pole-Dancing for Toddlers or as an Olympic sport is asinineBeccanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-39681249738054516392012-07-20T05:48:33.533-07:002012-07-20T05:48:33.533-07:00Olympic pole dancers?
Would firefighters and
sub...Olympic pole dancers?<br /><br />Would firefighters and <br />subway commuters be eligible?<br /><br />Just a thought.GMJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19651734767431351032012-07-20T00:25:08.355-07:002012-07-20T00:25:08.355-07:00Last Pole dancing I saw was Lech Walesa doing a ji...Last Pole dancing I saw was Lech Walesa doing a jig!YEKIMIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921751875397071034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84859055905751879652012-07-19T15:43:01.102-07:002012-07-19T15:43:01.102-07:00I don't see your point, Ken.
Just make those ...I don't see your point, Ken.<br /><br />Just make those 13 year old children wear different leotards at the gymnastics.<br /><br />Or no, wait. Keep that child pr0n the way it is now. Never change a good formula.<br /><br />*yuck*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01936042470523695383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79089619683877825142012-07-19T14:12:35.285-07:002012-07-19T14:12:35.285-07:00Well, if you're not going to tell us when they...Well, if you're not going to tell us when they're televised...gatystRich Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04883386588727303782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-58563678299274031782012-07-19T11:30:16.745-07:002012-07-19T11:30:16.745-07:00One assumes that most of the male judges will be d...One assumes that most of the male judges will be doing their own versions of "pole dancing."RCPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04251247613686669877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-6724784998096842222012-07-19T11:00:08.040-07:002012-07-19T11:00:08.040-07:00I guess Nike can make clear plastic, seven-inch hi...I guess Nike can make clear plastic, seven-inch high heeled sandals. Just do the swoosh in rhinestones.<br /><br />Do the entrants in the Olympic pole dancing competition get extra points if they wear a surplus of body glitter and smell like vanilla body oil?<br /><br />Is hair spray a banned substance?<br /><br />Are breast implants considered a performance enhancing drug?John Pearley Huffmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-56787222486682398012012-07-19T10:21:05.711-07:002012-07-19T10:21:05.711-07:00A few thoughts:
1. I would love to see Nike comme...A few thoughts:<br /><br />1. I would love to see Nike commercials for Olympic Pole Dancing. "Just Climb It"<br /><br />2. Does cocaine usage violate anti-doping regulations? That'll pretty much rule out any stripper in Las Vegas and Miami.<br /><br />3. Would people with prosthetics be allowed to compete? Because if so, I'm totally watching. A one legged woman on a pole is much more impressive than anything Usain Bolt has done.<br /><br />4. During international competition, what national currency would be used acceptable to put in ladies' g-strings? The US dollar is perfect, but the sterling pound presents issues.<br /><br />5. Is it possible that Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" will replace the traditional Olympic music score?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09587558854488554257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66366210181987778562012-07-19T09:38:12.390-07:002012-07-19T09:38:12.390-07:00The late Linda Smith characterized Curling as &quo...The late Linda Smith characterized Curling as "housework on ice".<br /><br />If Synchronized Swimming can make it, anything is possible. When it was introduced I remember the commentators saying, "Remember, their feet cannot touch the bottom of the pool". Of course, replay has killed the whole sport.Brian Phillipshttp://ultrasonicremote.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9499286118342668882012-07-19T09:04:41.341-07:002012-07-19T09:04:41.341-07:00Best Pole Dance/Gymnastics combo I ever saw was at...Best Pole Dance/Gymnastics combo I ever saw was at a Canadian Strip Club (dragged there by friends) where a naked girl did a tumbling run the entire length of the runway, finishing in a handstand, facing the audience and grabbing the pole between her butt cheeks! Sweetest clang I ever heard. Guaranteed gold.Paul Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-28963811734155309972012-07-19T07:55:45.340-07:002012-07-19T07:55:45.340-07:00Perhaps they could get creative and increase the c...Perhaps they could get creative and increase the chance of approval if they combined it with Pole Vaulting from track and field. Scores would be a combination of style points AND distance cleared. It would likely self-fund in one dollar increments at a time...JT Anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17859574895105837480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-77534811261623393462012-07-19T07:01:11.140-07:002012-07-19T07:01:11.140-07:00Great idea for a sport! May I offer my services as...Great idea for a sport! May I offer my services as one of the international judges? - and I promise not to score like the East Germans used to do! Regards from Berlin, Germany!Mark Hilderbrandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-86629268916329614012012-07-19T06:42:33.169-07:002012-07-19T06:42:33.169-07:00The olympics got rid of baseball. And softball.
W...The olympics got rid of baseball. And softball.<br /><br />Will you ever write about your experiences at the strip club? As a reluctant patron, have you had any interesting conversations with the employees?<br /><br />-paulAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02277031794120012634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55445124667004908432012-07-19T06:30:38.223-07:002012-07-19T06:30:38.223-07:00If this is an Olympic sport, I don't see why P...If <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idSdnubrlds" rel="nofollow">this</a> is an Olympic sport, I don't see why Pole Dancing, sorry, Vertical Gymnastics, shouldn't be.Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72943154133449391762012-07-19T06:08:45.764-07:002012-07-19T06:08:45.764-07:00"(There’s no joke I could possibly come up wi..."(There’s no joke I could possibly come up with for this that I wouldn’t hate myself for.)"<br /><br />Gold (Funny comma True).<br /><br />dmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16212045682157801834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-37483534546435572112012-07-19T06:03:38.874-07:002012-07-19T06:03:38.874-07:00Emmy noms are out - please please tell us your tho...Emmy noms are out - please please tell us your thoughts!<br /><br />Lots of surprises - like no Kelsey Grammer! And Blossom along with a sympathy dead person's vote for supporting actress. And LOTS of Downton Abbey love, wow!Birdienoreply@blogger.com