tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post599524331267572487..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Dear Mr. ClavinBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72177690163697591782007-07-30T01:07:00.000-07:002007-07-30T01:07:00.000-07:00saw a pre-airing version of the bionic woman. it ...saw a pre-airing version of the bionic woman. it was terribly dark. what i mean by that is almost all the scenes took place at night, in the rain, in alleyways or secret rooms in secret complexes. it was just hard to see anything most of the time. thus, i still prefer lindsay wagner trying to sell me a mattress.<BR/><BR/>which reminds me - is sigourney weaver really so desperate for, well, something, that she did that directv ad? *sigh*ravajhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03341489124504088158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-54724626904334470382007-07-27T20:48:00.000-07:002007-07-27T20:48:00.000-07:00I used to write prank letters for fun. If you ca...I used to write prank letters for fun. If you care to read a few, checkout <BR/><BR/>http://www.cowcope.com/halletters.htmlRobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08923161793979910495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14650859278122807242007-07-27T16:26:00.000-07:002007-07-27T16:26:00.000-07:00"Primigenius said... So who got the enviable job o..."Primigenius said... <BR/>So who got the enviable job of re-tooling the Bionic Woman? Sorry, the adolescent in me just couldn't let that one pass."<BR/><BR/>Well the adolescent in me thought that was funny.<BR/><BR/>Please don't tell Chris Hanson I have an adolescent in me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-68743219525069888732007-07-27T15:33:00.000-07:002007-07-27T15:33:00.000-07:00So who got the enviable job of re-tooling the Bion...So who got the enviable job of re-tooling the Bionic Woman? Sorry, the adolescent in me just couldn't let that one pass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-13241065925631865252007-07-27T10:08:00.000-07:002007-07-27T10:08:00.000-07:00Yo Ken, do you know who this is? Guess!... I'll gi...Yo Ken, do you know who this is? Guess!<BR/><BR/>... I'll give you a hint: poop links!<BR/><BR/>Do you know yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70334012819688957022007-07-27T09:22:00.000-07:002007-07-27T09:22:00.000-07:00"Dear Milk Council - why do you refuse to give up ..."Dear Milk Council - why do you refuse to give up on your latest disastrous series of stupid ads?<BR/>With the team breaking into a whatever...give it up!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-40492375050996425522007-07-27T09:07:00.000-07:002007-07-27T09:07:00.000-07:00When I did my first comic fanzine in 1969 I wrote ...When I did my first comic fanzine in 1969 I wrote to Nixon. Since he was V.P. during the salad days of comic book persecutions, I asked if he had an opinion about those days or comics in general. I got a standard form reply on White House stationery telling me that The President appreciated my letter but was too busy to reply to each and every piece of mail he got. Basically, I was told to fuck off.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-21121920270137984482007-07-27T09:01:00.000-07:002007-07-27T09:01:00.000-07:00When will the Harlem Globetrotters be guesting on ...When will the Harlem Globetrotters be guesting on <I>Lost</I>?The Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14723009641287783218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-81881392038312894792007-07-27T08:56:00.000-07:002007-07-27T08:56:00.000-07:00I sent an e-mail to Quizno's a couple years ago wh...I sent an e-mail to Quizno's a couple years ago when they had those singing puppets on their commercials ("We like the moooon!"). I asked, why do you think your customers would want to associate rats with your food?<BR/><BR/>They responded with an actual snail mail letter explaining they weren't rats, they were sponge monkeys (or something), and they felt their customers appreciated quirky stuff like that. <BR/><BR/>So if you're looking for a business with time to talk, e-mail Quizno's.Dante Kleinberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15352526035841213773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66957295987198721052007-07-27T04:56:00.000-07:002007-07-27T04:56:00.000-07:00If any of those people had a sense of humor, they ...If any of those people had a sense of humor, they would have replied to you with a letter that ended in mid-sentence.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9810811310046181942007-07-27T04:47:00.000-07:002007-07-27T04:47:00.000-07:00One question about the Bionic Woman.....Will any f...One question about the Bionic Woman.....<BR/><BR/>Will any feat of strength be followed by the "do do do do do do do" sound that all of us kids in the 70s used to love to emulate when we played Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman? And more importantly, will we get the 12 inch action figures with the scary skin you can roll back to expose parts your Jack Russell Terrier will choke on? <BR/><BR/>If not, the show will fail.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08923161793979910495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23100073569940209352007-07-27T04:44:00.000-07:002007-07-27T04:44:00.000-07:00Tallulah Morehead said... I'm betting Walt won't b...<I><B>Tallulah Morehead said...</B> <BR/>I'm betting Walt won't be coming back to LOST with Michael. They've supposedly been on the island - what? - 3 months? It would be hard to explain why Walt is suddenly a foot taller and has a voice two octaves deeper.<BR/><BR/>Or maybe it's the magic of the island, like Locke's healed spine and Jin's now-fertile loins.</I><BR/><BR/>I can just imagine sending the staff of "The West Wing" to this island, and somehow transforming Kristin Chenoweth into Susan Anton.VP81955https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792390726196611188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75675245189416179762007-07-27T02:47:00.000-07:002007-07-27T02:47:00.000-07:00From what I understand, Lost is also planning a co...From what I understand, Lost is also planning a cool crossover episode featuring Jeff Probst. <BR/><BR/>I can't believe that you didn't mention HBO's fake porn series, "Tell Me You Love Me", which answers the vital question, "What would the body double of a 70 year old Jane Alexander look like going down on her husband?" Apparently the big story was the cast and crew acting shocked that showing wee wees and woo woos (sorry for the graphic terms) touching or being touched would be a big deal on a pay cable channel.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08923161793979910495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-51560752444214652412007-07-27T02:20:00.000-07:002007-07-27T02:20:00.000-07:00I'm betting Walt won't be coming back to LOST with...I'm betting Walt won't be coming back to LOST with Michael. They've supposedly been on the island - what? - 3 months? It would be hard to explain why Walt is suddenly a foot taller and has a voice two octaves deeper.<BR/><BR/>Or maybe it's the magic of the island, like Locke's healed spine and Jin's now-fertile loins. Walt can be like a soap opera baby; you know, the ones who are conceived in February sweeps, born in May sweeps, in high school by November sweeps, and married by the next February sweeps. Baby Aron will probably marry Sawyer in the final episode.<BR/><BR/>Cheers darlingsTallulah Moreheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416330735326405496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52640941805744162092007-07-26T22:39:00.000-07:002007-07-26T22:39:00.000-07:00Ken, don't feel slighted. I have written to the S...Ken, don't feel slighted. I have written to the Seattle Mariners and to the Tacoma Rainiers to complain about the excessive and annoying noise from the p.a. systems at Safeco Field and Cheney Stadium without a response. I am absolutely agast that American culture has intruded to such an extent on a ballpark to make baseball unpleasant. I never thought that could happen. <BR/><BR/>Stan from TacomaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com