tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post6988641237909222639..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Levine's LawsBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-60689224169129943552016-11-20T20:09:41.555-08:002016-11-20T20:09:41.555-08:00Ted and Bill
A Mohel is a person who performs the...Ted and Bill<br /><br />A Mohel is a person who performs the Jewish rite of circumcision. Joe Blownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82679802751986665022016-11-20T19:10:24.671-08:002016-11-20T19:10:24.671-08:00Remember the Bris episode of Seinfeld? Janice B.Remember the Bris episode of Seinfeld? Janice B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19726452325643366412016-11-20T15:36:29.474-08:002016-11-20T15:36:29.474-08:00I quote the lead off walk rule all the time, and h...I quote the lead off walk rule all the time, and have have adapted it to other things, much to the amusement and annoyance of friends and family.<br /><br />Also, not original, but so very true....<br /><br />There are three kinds of people in life. Those who can count, and those who can't.bensonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33433489236078446452016-11-20T07:29:43.689-08:002016-11-20T07:29:43.689-08:00I thought they did it for the tips.I thought they did it for the tips.opimushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08390849661934711092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-74229015343644907212016-11-20T07:00:12.972-08:002016-11-20T07:00:12.972-08:00The woman in front of you at the supermarket will ...The woman in front of you at the supermarket will put her money in her purse and then her handbag instead of taking one step to the side to allow the next person to be served. Only women do this, I have years of retail experience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16684536163423160432016-11-20T06:35:17.953-08:002016-11-20T06:35:17.953-08:00If you’re telling a joke in a restaurant the waite...<i>If you’re telling a joke in a restaurant the waiter will arrive and interrupt the minute you get to the punch line.</i><br /><br />OMG YES.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12583224487723669907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-29114064785843300182016-11-20T05:27:03.790-08:002016-11-20T05:27:03.790-08:00My rule involving marriage that's always prove...My rule involving marriage that's always proven to be true in my experience is that the more money is spent on the ceremony, the less likely the marriage is to last. That's why my wife and I got married in the park and had the reception in her mom's living room. That and we didn't have any money to spend. <br /><br />I second your rule about newspapers. Also, having been, for some reason, close to a lot of people who've made news over the years, I can attest that I've never seen a news article on anything I knew about personally that didn't contain at least one glaring error. This all started in college, when my then-girlfriend's best friend died in a tragic accident that made statewide news. Not a single reporter got her name right. Pat Reederhttp://www.hollywoodhifi.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27105254880631139512016-11-20T05:05:18.294-08:002016-11-20T05:05:18.294-08:00Really, what is a mohel ?Really, what is a mohel ?Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17591662529568088602016-11-20T03:56:36.260-08:002016-11-20T03:56:36.260-08:00Johnny Walker's Law remains:
The longer an o...Johnny Walker's Law remains: <br /><br />The longer an online disagreement between Americans goes on, it takes one step closer becoming political. No matter what the original subject. <br /><br />Although now this law seems more depressing than ever. Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17893296359507610292016-11-19T22:42:40.578-08:002016-11-19T22:42:40.578-08:00Who knew you went to slasher movies?
-30-Who knew you went to slasher movies?<br /><br />-30-Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23223250805715984452016-11-19T21:50:38.999-08:002016-11-19T21:50:38.999-08:00It's not food that causes turbulence on airpla...It's not food that causes turbulence on airplanes, it's going to the restroom. Never fails.Exile in Phillynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17576582772621952442016-11-19T17:50:05.667-08:002016-11-19T17:50:05.667-08:00to tb: When you sit down on an empty beach the nex...to tb: When you sit down on an empty beach the next group will plop down next to you AND start throwing a football around. Janice B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75705636731398554202016-11-19T14:43:15.390-08:002016-11-19T14:43:15.390-08:00I got married in Hawaii and 26 years later I'm...I got married in Hawaii and 26 years later I'm still married to the same woman. <br /><br />My sports law: Whoever wins the 5th game wins the World Series, unless one team sweeps it in four.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-30669320211795583152016-11-19T14:22:05.931-08:002016-11-19T14:22:05.931-08:00Mike H. said... What the hell is a "mohel&quo... Mike H. said... What the hell is a "mohel"?<br /><br />--If you didn't find out when you were eight days old, you're better off not knowing.<br />Tednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-46557805012568121892016-11-19T14:19:05.781-08:002016-11-19T14:19:05.781-08:00A shot in the dark, an Emmy out a window -- the &#...A shot in the dark, an Emmy out a window -- the 'seduction' of JD Salinger by a TV writer<br /><br />http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/21/the-film-jd-salinger-nearly-made?mbid=social_twitterWallynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-45354397388721523602016-11-19T13:52:39.116-08:002016-11-19T13:52:39.116-08:00What the hell is a "mohel"?What the hell is a "mohel"?Mike H.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75109612004951852602016-11-19T13:20:36.697-08:002016-11-19T13:20:36.697-08:00I am guessing you were being a bit sarcastic about...I am guessing you were being a bit sarcastic about the walk always scoring. Generally doesn't lead to good things. Neither does walking the pitcher.sanfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06580867647162091670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-59768986406806133542016-11-19T12:57:29.737-08:002016-11-19T12:57:29.737-08:00The meter always takes every form of payment excep...The meter always takes every form of payment except the one you happen to have in your wallet.<br /><br />SeanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-7690001005295800662016-11-19T12:17:29.187-08:002016-11-19T12:17:29.187-08:00Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machi...Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.John Hammesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-48992955125415982872016-11-19T11:54:16.193-08:002016-11-19T11:54:16.193-08:00If you sit down on an empty beach, the next group ...If you sit down on an empty beach, the next group of people will plop down right next to youtbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1331890023654951532016-11-19T10:33:29.698-08:002016-11-19T10:33:29.698-08:00Hell, I'd pick up any pilot Sarah Chalke was i...Hell, <i>I'd</i> pick up any pilot Sarah Chalke was in, and I'm not even a network.Todd Everetthttp://toddeverett.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80905927704021290062016-11-19T09:19:53.595-08:002016-11-19T09:19:53.595-08:00The lady in my avatar wishes to correct you: "...The lady in my avatar wishes to correct you: "When a couple from the mainland <i>honeymoons</i> in Hawaii, the marriage doesn't last." <br /><br />Carole knows from personal experience, and her marriage to William Powell; they married in Los Angeles in June 1931, then sailed to Honolulu, where she took ill and things went downhill after that. (Thankfully, they discovered they made better friends than lovers -- it paid off for her when Powell insisted she, and not the flighty Constance Bennett, be the female lead in "My Man Godfrey." When Bill fell ill following Jean Harlow's death, Lombard helped look after him until he fully recovered.)VP81955https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792390726196611188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11146478174606735592016-11-19T09:15:55.820-08:002016-11-19T09:15:55.820-08:00"If a waiter doesn’t write down your order he...<br />"If a waiter doesn’t write down your order he will get it wrong."<br /><br />And if it does get written down - will still often get it wrong. <br />Richard Ynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3615865422349275772016-11-19T09:10:06.244-08:002016-11-19T09:10:06.244-08:00Yeah, mohel's always think they are on the cut...Yeah, mohel's always think they are on the cutting edge of comedy.Astroboynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31351379420919536372016-11-19T06:22:55.741-08:002016-11-19T06:22:55.741-08:00If a waiter doesn’t write down your order he will ...<i>If a waiter doesn’t write down your order he will get it wrong.</i><br /><br />I once refused to tip a waiter for demonstrating this law.<br /><br /><i>Women will always claim the number one thing they’re looking for in a man is a sense of humor and then pick the best looking guy.</i><br /><br />That's because good-looking is a self-evident criterion.ScarletNumbernoreply@blogger.com