tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post8541941093186161452..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: How to get back at network censorsBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42752414413887616482014-07-22T07:50:37.665-07:002014-07-22T07:50:37.665-07:00This is only about three weeks late, but then, I&#...This is only about three weeks late, but then, I've only stated reading the late James Clavell's Gai-Jin. In that book he has numerous characters, usually Chinese or Japanese, refer to the penis as the yang, (and the vagina as the jade gate or golden gully). <br /><br />Maybe your censor was a Clavell reader.Bob Sharpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-26508838905183496322014-07-09T13:55:43.974-07:002014-07-09T13:55:43.974-07:00So who says "2 Broke Girls" serves no us...So who says "2 Broke Girls" serves no useful purpose?chuckcdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44666622949047366132014-07-07T00:19:55.396-07:002014-07-07T00:19:55.396-07:00Bavier won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in ...Bavier won an Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in 1967, but you know, those awards -- Oscar, Emmy, Tony, Grammy, Pulitzer -- they're all pretty much interchangeable, right?Derricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43053438564054103922014-07-06T20:03:36.678-07:002014-07-06T20:03:36.678-07:00Weird thing about that Frances Bavier link -- the ...Weird thing about that Frances Bavier link -- the accompanying article mentions that she "won an academy award in 1967 for best supporting actor." How do goofs like that happen? Most obviously, of course, Best Supporting Actor is an award for males. But info on Oscar winners is readily available online. Francis Bavier made a grand total of zero films in the 60s, and I can hardly believe the article writer mistook her for Sandy Dennis (winner in '67 for '66) or Estelle Parsons (winner in '68 for '67). They go to the trouble of finding the photo and including some anecdotes, but botch something so easily refuted? It happens to the best, I guess -- I recall the New York Times obituary for character actor Howard da Silva crediting him with Oscar nominations for The Lost Weekend and Two Years Before the Mast when he had in fact never been nominated. In that case, I suspect a relative with a faulty (or revisionist) memory provided the "fact," which then went unchecked.jbryantnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-60388783227834891192014-07-06T13:49:40.872-07:002014-07-06T13:49:40.872-07:00Thanks, Emily. What a contrast.Thanks, Emily. What a contrast.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-18091448548284302492014-07-06T00:19:27.959-07:002014-07-06T00:19:27.959-07:00Since you have a photo of Aunt Bee up there, may I...Since you have a photo of Aunt Bee up there, may I ask the assemblage if anyone has seen a photo of her when she was young. I saw her in a movie from the fifties and she looked the same. But she'd been in show biz since the Flood so there ought to be photos of her somewhere. Little help?Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-56927414627754947262014-07-06T00:00:46.463-07:002014-07-06T00:00:46.463-07:00Have you seen the "BBC Head of Rude Words&quo...Have you seen the "BBC Head of Rude Words" scene from HOLY FLYING CIRCUS?Pseudonymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04272326070593532463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31150140608642126582014-07-05T20:34:10.141-07:002014-07-05T20:34:10.141-07:00I'm thankful that NBC censors didn't rejec...I'm thankful that NBC censors didn't reject those hilarious SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wordplay skits with Alec Baldwin as proud family owner of the Schweddy Weiner Company, or the skit with host Christopher Walken as Confederate war veteran Colonel Angus (pronounced "cunnilingus" by the local belles).Powerhouse Salternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11406242869212453612014-07-05T18:15:06.207-07:002014-07-05T18:15:06.207-07:00You claim you don't go for that sort of thing,...You claim you don't go for that sort of thing, but you have admitted trying on Mash 'Your VIPness'. Without the censors, your shows would be worse. I think Becker suffered for this as standards evaporated.MikeNnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19861389715987056022014-07-05T14:36:22.643-07:002014-07-05T14:36:22.643-07:00Ugh. She may not have liked doing that, but it was...Ugh. She may not have liked doing that, but it was her job. As a middle aged unmarried woman myself, I could easily see myself getting stuck doing some damned job that I hated, that made me look like a prude or some other kind of asshole, and not being able to find anything else because of being middled aged and not very good looking. In fact, in the job I have now, I occasionally have to deny some stuff, and I'm sure people see me as Aunt Bea or worse, and I hate it,but can't get anything else.Seattle middle-aged womannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-87042109507044270872014-07-05T13:47:06.512-07:002014-07-05T13:47:06.512-07:00I wrote on a show where one of the characters want...I wrote on a show where one of the characters wanted to change their last name to "Disney." Another character recommended against it because Disney was "very litigious." <br /><br />Of course we got the note saying to not use it because Disney could say it was defamatory. I pointed out that if Disney sued us for saying they were litigious, that kind of proved our point.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01955794658043735470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-10405274401237306492014-07-05T13:30:27.927-07:002014-07-05T13:30:27.927-07:00One of my proudest achievements in Radio was when ...One of my proudest achievements in Radio was when I was entrusted with the "Dr. Demento Clone" show on an L.A. college station. The controversy over George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television" was in full swing and meanwhile, I had received a bootleg copy of a record of Hanna Barbera Sound Effects (they were a rather closely held asset at the time). It took a couple hours in the editing room (more laughing than editing) to match up specific sounds to use as "bleeps" over specific words, but it came out wonderfully, making the routine sounding even dirtier than Carlin's matter-of-fact delivery intended it to, and I have never been able to hear a cartoon "BOINK" the same way. Sadly, the one tape did not survive after I left the college station and a couple years later I heard Dr. Demento play a tape of somebody else's attempt to do the same thing, but with much less cartoony sound effects. A lost opportunity.Craig L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09056744522610944138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-22033977671048243302014-07-05T12:23:35.968-07:002014-07-05T12:23:35.968-07:00Happened to catch an ancient Batman yesterday. At ...Happened to catch an ancient Batman yesterday. At one point Catwoman (Julie Newmar in the puberty-inducing costume) tells a minion, "You can brush my pussy willows." Said minion picks up a vase of plants.<br /><br />I still remember the shock when I read something (not here, surprisingly) that pointed out "Beaver Cleaver" offers more than a rhyme. It had never occurred to me -- was I the only one (outside of the network) not in on the joke?DBensonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76060342358026885672014-07-05T10:43:19.928-07:002014-07-05T10:43:19.928-07:00I think she forgot one for breasts...fun bags.I think she forgot one for breasts...fun bags.davewillienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-39134520081837664082014-07-05T10:41:50.351-07:002014-07-05T10:41:50.351-07:00Geez, in 1990 I remember the outrage when a little...Geez, in 1990 I remember the outrage when a little girl shouted "You suck!" On CBS' UNCLE BUCK. Today the audience would sweetly react with a sticky, "Awwwwwww!"Brian O.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06135578015612515545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-13147603239008830782014-07-05T10:17:06.543-07:002014-07-05T10:17:06.543-07:00"Plus, Mary Tyler Moore was saying it. We wer..."Plus, Mary Tyler Moore was saying it. We were not going to have America's sweetheart do a dick joke."<br /><br />But she went on to do one anyway as herself. I think she was on Letterman when she "revealed" that Dick Van Dyke's real name was Penis Von Lesbian......Toby O'Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999037844031101965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76638980297651747302014-07-05T08:35:47.309-07:002014-07-05T08:35:47.309-07:00It's "wang", not "yang" th...It's "wang", not "yang" that I know as the synonym for penis...to me "yin(g) yang" meant backside.Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43482304621975756302014-07-05T08:02:17.051-07:002014-07-05T08:02:17.051-07:00I can watch an episode of The Inbetweeners and lau...I can watch an episode of The Inbetweeners and laugh and revel in the raunchiness of it, and yet watching a few minutes of Two Broke Girls is about all I can take before changing the channel. The only explanation I can think of is that the vulgarity of the Inbetweeners seems to flow naturally from the characters, whereas on Two Broke Girls the penis and vagina jokes always seem to be just that: jokes. They always sound like they were written by a bunch of people in a room for the express purpose of making an audience go "Ooooooooooooo". The writers want to seem edgy, when in fact they are the overpaid equivalent of 12 year old boys writing on a bathroom wall.<br /><br />I have the uncut version of Team America-World Police on DVD, which includes the puppet scat and puppet golden shower scenes. They are as filthy (and funny) as you can imagine (provided your imagination wanders in those directions....)Aaron Sheckleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31480603679285280032014-07-05T07:00:11.030-07:002014-07-05T07:00:11.030-07:00Remember Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No"...Remember Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign? There was a time in the 80s when, if a comedian on Johnny Carson made a drug reference in a joke, the audio was scrambled (funny as hell if you were stoned). For some reason this detail is left out of "OMG I LOVE THE EIGHTIES!" nostalgia wankfests on tv.<br />Yesterday I watched "1776" on TCM and it included the scene Nixon wanted cut from the movie (which it was at the time).Scooter Schechtmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27181881614903111452014-07-05T06:35:50.132-07:002014-07-05T06:35:50.132-07:00Another nice story is how Matt Stone and Trey Park...Another nice story is how Matt Stone and Trey Parker wanted to put in a scene of Puppet sex in "Team America". it was seen as too raunchy. instead of cutting it they put in even more outrageous stuff like a puppet urinating and defacting on the other one. so that was cut and the original version stayed. <br />it makes it all so much funnier when you think about that there were actually meetings of educated people having to watch that and then discuss if a puppet urinating on another puppet during intercouse is appropiate.<br /><br />(by the way the same tactic was used in east germany and the UdSSR to get material criticial of the government past the censores: use very offensive, outrageous stuff and they will be happy to cut that out and think they saved the world from that dirt while in reality everything the creators wanted to say still stayed in)Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82826077403653169972014-07-05T06:34:37.487-07:002014-07-05T06:34:37.487-07:00I believe you have told us this story before Ken, ...I believe you have told us this story before Ken, but glad to read it again. Made my Saturday Morning. I bet it was hard not to crack up while she was reading the list, you must have been on mute.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00760229533287495672noreply@blogger.com