tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post9191881733957733476..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: the Learning AnnexBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80414914281373789452008-02-01T15:13:00.000-08:002008-02-01T15:13:00.000-08:00"As for arranging: of course it has to be arranged..."As for arranging: of course it has to be arranged!"<BR/><BR/>Paging Emily Litella... :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63717148083202194652008-02-01T13:34:00.000-08:002008-02-01T13:34:00.000-08:00"Wannabe"? I'll have you know that I AM a Gilded A..."Wannabe"? I'll have you know that I AM a Gilded Age Strumpet!<BR/><BR/>But thanks for clearing up for me the different categories of bait. So there's rice included? I didn't realize a sushi order included any food.<BR/><BR/>As for arranging: of course it has to be arranged! What style is it? Be-Bop? Classical? Rock? Broadway? A good arranger makes all the difference in the music that accompanies the retching.<BR/><BR/>The best thing about Sushi is that one can use the smell to cover up any little odiferous problems one may be having.<BR/><BR/>"Tallulah, that stench! Is that YOU?"<BR/><BR/>"No darling. I'm serving Sushi in my pants."<BR/><BR/>Cheers darling.Tallulah Moreheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416330735326405496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-48581806527869553902008-02-01T06:27:00.000-08:002008-02-01T06:27:00.000-08:00This post reminds me of http://www.basicinstructio...This post reminds me of http://www.basicinstructions.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25760722822837148502008-02-01T06:21:00.000-08:002008-02-01T06:21:00.000-08:00Tallulah, that's sashimi, you wannabe gilded age s...Tallulah, that's sashimi, you wannabe gilded age strumpet.<BR/><BR/>Sushi is dead fish, chopped up, <I>wrapped in rice and seaweed</I>, then thrown on a plate and served to rich idiots. Mmmmm, seaweed.<BR/><BR/>Also, I've made a good amount of sushi, but I have never arraigned a fish. Since they're already dead, I don't quite see the point of posthumous testimony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76794355164028633512008-01-31T22:33:00.000-08:002008-01-31T22:33:00.000-08:00Add to that her insistance that it was caused by t...<I>Add to that her insistance that it was caused by the immunity shots her kid got and her plea that the government should 'listen to the mommies' who have been saying that all along </I><BR/><BR/>I am in favor of this, given that we're severely overpopulated and the percentage of morons has gotten to the point where the species is better named <I>homo sap</I> than <I>homo sapiens,</I>, so anything that promotes the increased die-off of the stupid and witless is good fof the planet.TCinLAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10019943818456775718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-54908552309270725912008-01-31T21:17:00.000-08:002008-01-31T21:17:00.000-08:00I took the Tea Tasting and Actors Workshop with Ja...I took the Tea Tasting and Actors Workshop with <I>James</I> Lipton. It was insufferable and I can still savor that foul liquid in my sensory memory.<BR/><BR/>I have to say, I have really appreciated the insights offered by Temple Grandin, an autistic PhD., on how she believes people with autism have a different and more visual way of thinking, and how she’s applied that personal knowledge and research to similarities in animal thought and behavior. I recommend her books highly. I have never heard her lecture, but she’s supposed to be quite good. Based on those principals Temple is said to have been involved in the humane design or re-design of one out of every three livestock handling facilities in the U.S. I marvel at the patience and tenacity of the parents of autistic children, knowing how physically and mentally exhausting it can be.<BR/><BR/><B>On a lighter note,</B> since I have nobody else to copy it to, I thought I would share, in its entirety, this email reply I received at 2:45 this morning from Tel Aviv. Has to be one of the great “dog ate my homework” excuses of biblical proportions:<BR/><BR/><I>"I am not able to [go through your email] today (we have a big snowstorm....here and the PC are not working correctly) to open your attachment of the mail you sent on the 21st. please forward it again. <BR/>Thanks <BR/>Sarah"</I><BR/><BR/>I mean, what are the chances...?<BR/>(We have subsequently learned it was a broken AT&T Mediterranean cable, but still<BR/>snow is a more palatable excuse than any one of the 10 plagues.)<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/>A. Buck Short<BR/>Fitness model, life coach and pilates instructor – soon to be launching my own personal fragrance. Woops. There it is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11274623317608219882008-01-31T20:08:00.000-08:002008-01-31T20:08:00.000-08:00Oral Sex and Sushi....If there's a joke there some...Oral Sex and Sushi....<BR/><BR/>If there's a joke there somewhere, I'm not going to be the one to tell it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-61834524067827006372008-01-31T16:20:00.000-08:002008-01-31T16:20:00.000-08:00"I learned how to prepare sushi through one of tho..."I learned how to prepare sushi through one of those classes, so it's not all bad."<BR/><BR/>How to prepare Sushi: <BR/>1. Kill fish. (Use blunt force, NOT poison.)<BR/><BR/>2. Chop up into bits. <BR/><BR/>3. Put on plates arrainged in "shapes'. <BR/><BR/>4. Serve to upscale idiots who mistake bait for food. <BR/><BR/>5. Hope no one dies. <BR/><BR/>6. Repeat until rich.<BR/><BR/>I just saved everyone their Learning Annex Sushi class fees.Tallulah Moreheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416330735326405496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9411174412905550762008-01-31T16:17:00.000-08:002008-01-31T16:17:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Tallulah Moreheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416330735326405496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70391455578615381342008-01-31T13:29:00.000-08:002008-01-31T13:29:00.000-08:00I saw Jenny MacCarthy on Oprah and as a parent wit...I saw Jenny MacCarthy on Oprah and as a parent with an autistic child I was offended by the lessons she learned from her experience. I thought her 'postive' approach toward autism was as offensive as the cathlic church's stance on homosexuality. Her idea that it is a curable abnormality is highly insulting to me and if my experiences with these kind of children are anything to go by, she will have to rewrite her book in a couple of years. Personally, I would rather see autism as a brain type than a brain defect, but I guess that is impossible in a society that's run by women. Add to that her insistance that it was caused by the immunity shots her kid got and her plea that the government should 'listen to the mommies' who have been saying that all along and I was angry enough to never want to see her naked again.<BR/><BR/>I guess that last joke makes my credebillity on this isse completely zero, but I couldn't resist it.Ger Apeldoornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03633862833036214748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79827403433232785752008-01-31T10:12:00.000-08:002008-01-31T10:12:00.000-08:00I too am interested in learning how to break the b...I too am interested in learning how to break the birth/death cycle. Almost everyone I know has been born, done stuff, then died. I want to break out of that.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04608615848049158751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79356059727137789852008-01-31T08:25:00.000-08:002008-01-31T08:25:00.000-08:00I wasn't aware it was a cycle in the first placeI wasn't aware it was a cycle in the first placeGridlockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13959099751063828174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-65546771113798068482008-01-31T07:22:00.000-08:002008-01-31T07:22:00.000-08:00I am curious as to breaking the cycle of birth and...I am curious as to breaking the cycle of birth and death. Iwas not aware it was possible.Your Humble Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01461389163886144606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-50571203252986951222008-01-31T06:52:00.000-08:002008-01-31T06:52:00.000-08:00I learned how to prepare sushi through one of thos...I learned how to prepare sushi through one of those classes, so it's not all bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32507849505370428032008-01-31T06:11:00.000-08:002008-01-31T06:11:00.000-08:00" You're a funny guy but sometimes you don't look ..." <I>You're a funny guy but sometimes you don't look before you leap. Jenny McCarthy wrote a book about her experience with her autistic son.</I>"...<BR/><BR/>I believe she'll be dealing with that in a class she's teaching next semester entitled HOW TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE <B>AND</B> ENJOY ORAL SEX....Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43092074388616557312008-01-31T06:08:00.000-08:002008-01-31T06:08:00.000-08:00Re: the babe in the bikini and the "How to make mo...Re: the babe in the bikini and the "How to make money anywhere" article: She just text messaged the guy in room 1208 ... "I'll be right up ... "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-45481191807114866952008-01-31T06:02:00.000-08:002008-01-31T06:02:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82567850619923350812008-01-31T04:12:00.000-08:002008-01-31T04:12:00.000-08:00You're a funny guy but sometimes you don't look be...You're a funny guy but sometimes you don't look before you leap. Jenny McCarthy wrote a book about her experience with her autistic son.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72635799168458711342008-01-31T02:45:00.000-08:002008-01-31T02:45:00.000-08:00Hey Bitter Animator, if that's what that class is ...Hey Bitter Animator, if that's what that class is about, do you know where I can sign up?Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08923161793979910495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75983069409657636742008-01-31T01:35:00.000-08:002008-01-31T01:35:00.000-08:00So Ken, how would you list The Sitcom Room?So Ken, how would you list The Sitcom Room?blogwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07362291687463326731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-59771974917047059022008-01-31T01:33:00.000-08:002008-01-31T01:33:00.000-08:00MAKE MONEY AS A PERSONAL COACH (Isn’t personal coa...MAKE MONEY AS A PERSONAL COACH (Isn’t personal coach just a fancy name for mother?)<BR/><BR/>No, your mother does more and gets paid far less.Roger Owen Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05298172138307632062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3709579539544445162008-01-30T22:53:00.000-08:002008-01-30T22:53:00.000-08:00TEA TASTING AND WORKSHOP - didn't David Duchovney ...TEA TASTING AND WORKSHOP - didn't David Duchovney take this class?Bitter Animatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06617537816971588380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79504762441833925352008-01-30T19:31:00.000-08:002008-01-30T19:31:00.000-08:00"These are adult education classes that vary from ..."These are adult education classes that vary from being very worthwhile..." <BR/><BR/>Uh, I don't think so. Name one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31820418707603988052008-01-30T19:16:00.000-08:002008-01-30T19:16:00.000-08:00BECOME A SYNDICATED COLUMNIST IN THREE DAYS OR LES...BECOME A SYNDICATED COLUMNIST IN THREE DAYS OR LESS (Day one: Buy the Tribune Company. Day two: Learn how to write.)<BR/><BR/>If you can do step one you really don't need to learn how to do step 2.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com