tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post113446771105198543..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Jack is BackBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-85553927131361714622020-08-04T13:48:36.773-07:002020-08-04T13:48:36.773-07:00Woah. Is that what a typical rejection letters loo...Woah. Is that what a typical rejection letters look like? Or is it purely exaggerated? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04421457383472033404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1134567606796888842005-12-14T05:40:00.000-08:002005-12-14T05:40:00.000-08:00Great post.Great post.R. K. Bentleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14228561080952185551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1134566237270453572005-12-14T05:17:00.000-08:002005-12-14T05:17:00.000-08:00just my luck I'll get to do the 'sleeping' hoursIN...just my luck I'll get to do the 'sleeping' hours<BR/><BR/>INT. JACK'S BEDROOM - NIGHT<BR/><BR/>Jack snorts, rolls over and farts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1134490567701948032005-12-13T08:16:00.000-08:002005-12-13T08:16:00.000-08:00This post may be the funniest thing I've read all ...This post may be the funniest thing I've read all year. But I still say there's room for both a reanimated Hitler cameo AND a "Jack Bauer Saves Christmas" special. <BR/><BR/>Just after "Hugh Laurie's Fun House" (where he gives up this torturous American acting lark and goes back to being one of Britain's funniest men). <BR/><BR/>Come on Fox!benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16147707274897472629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1134485439349082942005-12-13T06:50:00.000-08:002005-12-13T06:50:00.000-08:00Of course the last season of 24 was so massively i...Of course the last season of 24 was so massively implausible they might as well have had Jack fighting laser belching cyborg Dinosaurs. <BR/><BR/>If I were to write a 24 Spec script I'd include <BR/><BR/>a. at least five scenes were Jack absolutely has to torture someone. This time however they're all people who teased him at school and he's just pretending they're terror suspects just for the hell of it.<BR/><BR/>b. Several exciting "someone's trying to block our access to secure sector J" moments. Remember kids, typing equals tension. <BR/><BR/>C. Jack repeatedly getting suspended for his loose cannon antics and then getting reinstated. Ideally five times before the first commercial break. Lather, rinse, repeat. Repeat!<BR/><BR/>d. A scene where Cheri Palmer, now undead, patiently explains to David in her spectaculatly creepy voice that she had to drop the babies in the vat of acid. "I did it for you, Day-viddd." <BR/><BR/>e. A scene in which it's revealed that Driscoll's dead schizophrenic daughter has revived as an MK ULTRA cyborg assasin. She's now CTU's ultimate weapon and can be dropped into terrorist controlled territory (most of North Hollywood it seems) where she'll slaughter everything in sight before breaking down and asking Mom if she really loves her...<BR/><BR/>f. Kim Bauer gets kidnapped by a mysterious masked man who tries to kill her using an absurd Rube Goldberg device. Jack must form an uneasy alliance with some midget gangsters in order to save her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com