tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post1581725028366340854..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Only in LABy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5716805128377617562007-07-20T18:37:00.000-07:002007-07-20T18:37:00.000-07:00I'm sure Debby is having a fine guy guessing what ...I'm sure Debby is having a fine guy guessing what item or combination of items will be her anniversary gift.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15964509056957148732007-07-18T18:27:00.000-07:002007-07-18T18:27:00.000-07:00Nice ESPN.com plug in senior baseball writer Jim C...Nice ESPN.com plug in senior baseball writer Jim Caple's column today :-)...<BR/><BR/>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/070718Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25233010351852705762007-07-18T14:01:00.000-07:002007-07-18T14:01:00.000-07:00Let's say I have a friend named Bobette. And, let...Let's say I have a friend named Bobette. And, let's also say Bobette used to be called Bob. Would it be PC for me to give Bobette a gift certificate for the vaginal rejuvenation? And how do I respond if he/she replies, "Oh my God, that's exactly what I wanted -- you read my mind!!"<BR/><BR/>Better than that, I think I'll start my own business for the harried businessman on the go. I will do palm rejuvenation. And just in case the stories are true, I'll follow it up with a complementary palm wax.Jon Badeauxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10715461745348925220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52295625513212078572007-07-18T12:09:00.000-07:002007-07-18T12:09:00.000-07:00I'm going to start a band just so I can name it"Va...I'm going to start a band just so I can name it"Vaginal Rejuvenation"<BR/><BR/>Does the 2500 bucks include undercoating?Schottzie03https://www.blogger.com/profile/16624465932868582438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75622151196344517172007-07-18T11:47:00.000-07:002007-07-18T11:47:00.000-07:00I wonder if the vaginal rejuvenator can recite the...I wonder if the vaginal rejuvenator can recite the California penile code while working??<BR/><BR/>Also, the "Adult Superstore - Truckers Discount" signs along the major interstates in the midwest. I beat myself up constantly wondering how I could choose working in the travel indistry over trucking when the discounts in trucking are clearly so much better than in travel...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-39558952077864622402007-07-18T10:21:00.000-07:002007-07-18T10:21:00.000-07:00All this -- for things that a rock concert and cou...All this -- for things that a rock concert and couple of beers would fix.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805340886472955460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-40586784337925863592007-07-18T09:16:00.000-07:002007-07-18T09:16:00.000-07:00I recently noticed a couple of billboards along a ...I recently noticed a couple of billboards along a rural part of the interstate that I found quite interesting. One advertised laser eye surger for $695 per eye and the other was for DNA testing for $395.00.<BR/><BR/>Just had to wonder. Are these the things you would look to a billboard in the middle of nowhere as a reference? And if you need laser eye surgery, just how much of the sign can you read, retain, and write down moving at 70 mph?webbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13832941345633728737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80409524902980732922007-07-18T08:14:00.000-07:002007-07-18T08:14:00.000-07:00Is the Rejuv clinic hiring?Is the Rejuv clinic hiring?Jim Endecotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16484816992028286627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-34572449961656204952007-07-18T07:15:00.000-07:002007-07-18T07:15:00.000-07:00Goodness you could go out for your lunch break in ...Goodness you could go out for your lunch break in L.A. and by the time you return one hour later your own Mommy wouldn't recognise you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-46098570819339957662007-07-18T05:16:00.000-07:002007-07-18T05:16:00.000-07:00...mutters something about hoping the vaginal reco......mutters something about hoping the vaginal reconstruction and the dental implants don't get confused.blogwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07362291687463326731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38652302823958058982007-07-17T21:47:00.000-07:002007-07-17T21:47:00.000-07:00Epione is a GENIUS! I have her on speed-dial, for ...Epione is a GENIUS! I have her on speed-dial, for emergency lifts. Thank God she makes mansion calls for an extra $49.95. The reason I look nothing like my true age is due entirely to her deft staple gun. (Also, the normal look for my age is "30 years dead.")<BR/><BR/>I'm afraid though, that after - well - more than a few vaginal rejuvinations, Dr. Pam Mirabaldi, or as I call her, Dr. Pam (When someone "Rejuvinates" your vagina more than 10 times, you end up on a first name basis quickly.), has recommended that I go for a full vaginal transplant. I'm donor shopping now. I keep scanning the obits for virgin organ-doners who've been "Unfortunate." (Like being a virgin isn't misfortune enough.)<BR/><BR/>I suggested the "colon hydroptherapy" to little Douglas, as his overstressed colon has certainly seen better days, but he says he prefers "Colonic Homotherapy." I can't say I'm surprised.<BR/><BR/>However, Little Dougie WOULD like to contact Pacific Support Services for one of those pot cards, as his "Pharmacy" is getting really pricey. I keep telling him, liquer is quicker, and legal.<BR/><BR/>Cheers darlings.Tallulah Moreheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416330735326405496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-59030848771225252192007-07-17T21:32:00.000-07:002007-07-17T21:32:00.000-07:00If I spend $2500, I want a whole new vagina, not j...If I spend $2500, I want a whole new vagina, not just a rejuvenation!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-40986560729847736532007-07-17T21:26:00.000-07:002007-07-17T21:26:00.000-07:00Ken, shame on you! The world already thinks we're ...Ken, shame on you! The world already thinks we're a bunch of shallow, preening narcissists, and now you've gone and proved it. I'd write more, but I have to get my dog to his therapy session.Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16688301329863871296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-65114318547873368912007-07-17T21:23:00.000-07:002007-07-17T21:23:00.000-07:00I always bring a copy of the Village Voice back to...I always bring a copy of the Village Voice back to the office from my New York visits for entertainment purposes, thanks to its even-larger back-of-the-paper collection of unique advertising (and it's just not the same seeing similar ads on Craig's List, since it's not all that much different from stuff on a thousand other websites).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com