tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post2231319500279158310..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Wanted: Comedy writers for SiriBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-26196540336591836492013-01-25T03:00:53.603-08:002013-01-25T03:00:53.603-08:00When I asked Siri "What is the answer to life...When I asked Siri "What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?" the response was "no match found." So apparently she's a Monty Python fan but not a Douglas Adams fan?Breadbakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24394844360447972532013-01-24T14:01:48.598-08:002013-01-24T14:01:48.598-08:00Great. A shitty open mic for my phone. Great. A shitty open mic for my phone. Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10614326327687523688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38001843871970549072013-01-24T13:22:37.388-08:002013-01-24T13:22:37.388-08:00Before if you wanted to write for robotic female d...Before if you wanted to write for robotic female drone for low wages, there was only Joan Rivers.Waynenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-62600109077146497252013-01-24T13:19:22.672-08:002013-01-24T13:19:22.672-08:00Apple hiring comedy writers? What's the matter...Apple hiring comedy writers? What's the matter, 10 year olds in China unavailable?Waynenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63766249237608030872013-01-24T12:00:31.956-08:002013-01-24T12:00:31.956-08:00Stanley Kubrick's greatest regret was that he ...Stanley Kubrick's greatest regret was that he didn't get his first choice, Morey Amersterdam, for the voice of HAL.craig mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-8420248559186814862013-01-24T11:37:49.366-08:002013-01-24T11:37:49.366-08:00Sounds like a perfect fit for Gilbert Gottfried.Sounds like a perfect fit for Gilbert Gottfried.iainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-54280993458403719412013-01-24T10:46:36.818-08:002013-01-24T10:46:36.818-08:00I never went to Jack in the Box because I had to t...I never went to Jack in the Box because I had to talk to that stupid clown (which got blown up, BTW). I'll talk to a human using my phone, but I'll be damned if I talk TO or WITH my phone. Eric Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10639837826294361383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-10893646676013247312013-01-24T09:52:47.143-08:002013-01-24T09:52:47.143-08:00I think you meant "disembodied", not &qu...I think you meant "disembodied", not "disenfranchised". Can't be much more franchised than Apple.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13775430353810840374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-21526728133950199682013-01-24T09:01:53.225-08:002013-01-24T09:01:53.225-08:00All questions can be answered "Insufficent ba...All questions can be answered "Insufficent bandwith"Dana Gabbardhttp://socata.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31756077542516073112013-01-24T08:44:16.307-08:002013-01-24T08:44:16.307-08:00I always thought it would be funny to show a "...I always thought it would be funny to show a "human real" GPS...<br /><br />"Ok, you need to turn left here -- NO! NOT HERE! There! Where that silver car is going!"<br /><br />"Hmm. This doesn't look right."<br /><br />"Stop and ask this guy for directions."Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32543072373154799812013-01-24T08:17:57.708-08:002013-01-24T08:17:57.708-08:00I don't know about Siri, being an Android user...I don't know about Siri, being an Android user. but a perfect comedian for a GPS would be Rickles:<br /><br />"Hey Dummy - you got a left coming up in a mile"<br /><br />"You didn't make that turn! Now I gotta recalculate dummy!"<br /><br />"You made it to McDonald's, now you can stuff your face fatty"<br /><br />LouOCNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16151395857835632917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-42106724759785631582013-01-24T07:51:24.685-08:002013-01-24T07:51:24.685-08:00I don't envy whoever gets this job. It's l...I don't envy whoever gets this job. It's like giving lines to the worst comedic actor in the world.<br /><br />Despite Apple's attempts at making jokes (like the one above), Siri has never made me laugh.Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79972697738035953942013-01-24T07:48:51.876-08:002013-01-24T07:48:51.876-08:00Apparently if you asked Siri "what's the ...Apparently if you asked Siri "what's the best smart phone ever?" she initially responded "the Lokia Lumia 900".<br /><br />When Apple discovered this, they changed her response to:<br /><br />"All the best Virtual Assistants prefer the iPhone"<br /><br />(Ow. My sides!)Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-62326353728882882312013-01-24T06:40:30.011-08:002013-01-24T06:40:30.011-08:00Haha...great!
"Siri, will you fuck me?"...Haha...great!<br /><br />"Siri, will you fuck me?"<br /><br />"Yes I will. Please set me to 'vibrate' and provide adequate waterproof protection before inserting me into the orifice of your choice"<br /><br />"Then what?"<br /><br />"Call me"<br /><br />Wahay!Tanzanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-57176310677615872772013-01-24T06:35:34.376-08:002013-01-24T06:35:34.376-08:00I believe if you ask Siri the question "Who i...I believe if you ask Siri the question <i>"Who is funnier than Dane Cook?"</i> you send the app into a Mobius Loop.<br />Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-13660433210344500772013-01-24T06:13:59.349-08:002013-01-24T06:13:59.349-08:00These talking gravestones you get now are funnier ...These talking gravestones you get now are funnier than Dane Cook. Macnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5309086960796115272013-01-24T06:13:22.345-08:002013-01-24T06:13:22.345-08:00"Siri, will you ...?"
"Not unless ..."Siri, will you ...?"<br /><br />"Not unless it fits in a USB port, sir."YibbleGuyhttp://comcast.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9871450789796412072013-01-24T06:04:00.373-08:002013-01-24T06:04:00.373-08:00For whatever it's worth, she already says '...For whatever it's worth, she already says 'African or European swallow' in answer to a particular question.<br /><br />Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01202427531137840740noreply@blogger.com