tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post2818887214403025206..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: The Daffy Definition KontestBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger788125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-36107607633285865022008-12-13T23:23:00.000-08:002008-12-13T23:23:00.000-08:00Slubrugg: n. Any piece of carpet contaminated or...<B>Slubrugg</B>: <BR/><BR/><I>n. </I> Any piece of carpet contaminated or stained by a splotch of semen; commonly found in hotel rooms.<BR/><BR/>slubruggaphobia is the fear of slubruggs.<BR/>slubruggrat is a child raised in this hideous environment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41803581092971152932008-12-11T20:58:00.000-08:002008-12-11T20:58:00.000-08:00redimons: whipped cream for the boudoir...Had to m...redimons: whipped cream for the boudoir...<BR/><BR/>Had to make it to 800!DougJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06471088083588521557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19845318665647797132008-12-11T20:22:00.000-08:002008-12-11T20:22:00.000-08:00pulonsta: Gangsta rapper with excessive onanistic ...pulonsta: Gangsta rapper with excessive onanistic tendencies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75792164554479948942008-12-11T18:39:00.000-08:002008-12-11T18:39:00.000-08:00SADJOLS (pronounced Sad Jowls, but with a drunken ...SADJOLS (pronounced Sad Jowls, but with a drunken slur)<BR/><BR/>What the brilliant Orson Welles called himself later on in his career (from his Love Boat appearance until his merciful death.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3158141605307104072008-12-11T18:34:00.000-08:002008-12-11T18:34:00.000-08:00PROCKHalf prick, half jock. He's big so instead of...PROCK<BR/><BR/>Half prick, half jock. He's big so instead of a physical confrontation you have to pretend to be his friend and then slowly destroy his self-esteem until he's suicidal.<BR/><BR/>Of course, that makes you a little prick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-88091304681151645772008-12-11T18:29:00.000-08:002008-12-11T18:29:00.000-08:00HESACTarzan's scrotum.(and very apparent if you wa...HESAC<BR/><BR/>Tarzan's scrotum.<BR/><BR/>(and very apparent if you watch those old movies)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33834633991241034902008-12-11T17:56:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:56:00.000-08:00ICHCROMThe best new tech company to invest in! The...ICHCROM<BR/><BR/>The best new tech company to invest in! They're developing sexbots so realistic they throw all your stuff on the front lawn when you upgrade to a new model. Best of all, the machines are environmentally friendly. They run on semen, tears and the stench of failure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79763488130976543062008-12-11T17:50:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:50:00.000-08:00INGEINA wrinkly ingenue.INGEIN<BR/><BR/>A wrinkly ingenue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49394055383434941352008-12-11T17:49:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:49:00.000-08:00RiesterA post-modernist rooster. It still crows at...Riester<BR/><BR/>A post-modernist rooster. It still crows at dawn, but, you know, like ironically.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-75823334936523786702008-12-11T17:47:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:47:00.000-08:00SAUKERSEA German dish featuring cabbage, sausages ...SAUKERSE<BR/><BR/>A German dish featuring cabbage, sausages and the tears of generations.<BR/><BR/>What? Too soon?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80529385362811940952008-12-11T17:22:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:22:00.000-08:00TrulaTrue Love that last six and one-half minutes....Trula<BR/><BR/>True Love that last six and one-half minutes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-47435890594781344202008-12-11T17:20:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:20:00.000-08:00NEGLOSA flower arrangment featuring bamboo. Also, ...NEGLOS<BR/><BR/>A flower arrangment featuring bamboo. <BR/><BR/>Also, the source of the misunderstanding that led Samuel L. Jackson to beat the snot out of his Japanese gardener.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-18291289193067032062008-12-11T17:15:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:15:00.000-08:00UndstesFarsi for any undergarment worn about the l...Undstes<BR/><BR/>Farsi for any undergarment worn about the loins equipped with alligator clips. It's what makes terrorists so consistently pissed off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-74611840279373911312008-12-11T17:10:00.000-08:002008-12-11T17:10:00.000-08:00COUSHIONRussian Casting Director slang for whoever...COUSHION<BR/><BR/>Russian Casting Director slang for whoever's under you on the casting coush.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-62254572675754941532008-12-11T16:50:00.000-08:002008-12-11T16:50:00.000-08:00raphysac:a large bag designed for the disposal of ...raphysac:<BR/><BR/>a large bag designed for the disposal of annoying child entertainers.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00648438549121320566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31389616075562969762008-12-11T16:12:00.000-08:002008-12-11T16:12:00.000-08:00refef- a referee who is seeing doublerefef- a referee who is seeing doubleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-7664181163685041402008-12-11T15:21:00.000-08:002008-12-11T15:21:00.000-08:00sahol: Nickname Gunga Din had for the British, a b...sahol: Nickname Gunga Din had for the British, a blend of Sahib Asshole.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-56376607651869396762008-12-11T15:19:00.000-08:002008-12-11T15:19:00.000-08:00viter: Brooklynese for "Did you invite her?"viter: Brooklynese for "Did you invite her?"Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41847203808567104432008-12-11T15:18:00.000-08:002008-12-11T15:18:00.000-08:00sesserso: a word that causes Sylvester Pussycat to...sesserso: a word that causes Sylvester Pussycat to expell a quart of spit.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11978536243266632082008-12-11T15:15:00.001-08:002008-12-11T15:15:00.001-08:00rewook: doing some badly-needed editing.rewook: doing some badly-needed editing.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-39080656311801366752008-12-11T15:15:00.000-08:002008-12-11T15:15:00.000-08:00catel: a feline blabbermouth.catel: a feline blabbermouth.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-78250343462065598572008-12-11T15:13:00.001-08:002008-12-11T15:13:00.001-08:00storio: a really hip tale, man.storio: a really hip tale, man.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-68428533308216494382008-12-11T15:13:00.000-08:002008-12-11T15:13:00.000-08:00extern: an outgoing intern.extern: an outgoing intern.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24926658162626155722008-12-11T14:42:00.000-08:002008-12-11T14:42:00.000-08:00tornness (n): the state of being able to strike No...tornness (n): the state of being able to strike Norman Mailer in the head with a hammer.Schottzie03https://www.blogger.com/profile/16624465932868582438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-58642152228164549972008-12-11T14:34:00.000-08:002008-12-11T14:34:00.000-08:00problar: a type of body armor that will probably s...problar: a type of body armor that will probably stop bullets.Schottzie03https://www.blogger.com/profile/16624465932868582438noreply@blogger.com