tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post3013533800390936674..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Fall Movie Preview Part 1By Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-74368764434224816832011-08-21T06:00:54.492-07:002011-08-21T06:00:54.492-07:00danrydell: I really hope Angelina and Gwyneth co-h...danrydell: I really hope Angelina and Gwyneth co-host the fifth hour of the Today Show. I would watch these two moo for an hour on lord knows what.<br /><br />Matt: Gia2 in 3D. I am there.<br /><br />wv - predler: a predator who offers his or her victims items for sale before offing them.bevonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11797202107467767812011-08-20T18:26:33.363-07:002011-08-20T18:26:33.363-07:00GIA 2 would be kind of difficult, since the main c...GIA 2 would be kind of difficult, since the main character died at the end. I suppose she could come back as a flesh-eating zombie doing the pony-walk in 12-inch heels (which she runs people through with), but otherwise . . .<br /><br />Actually, that might be better as GIA 3-DMatt Pattonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16817464607879195782011-08-17T20:13:26.215-07:002011-08-17T20:13:26.215-07:00I'm waiting for 'A Harold and Maude Christ...I'm waiting for 'A Harold and Maude Christmas'DawnMarienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16954881536126072852011-08-17T14:23:45.637-07:002011-08-17T14:23:45.637-07:00Battleship: The perfect D-8 movie.Battleship: The perfect D-8 movie.RockGolfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33773846905826014162011-08-17T07:37:53.799-07:002011-08-17T07:37:53.799-07:00Hopefully, the "Battleship" movie will a...Hopefully, the "Battleship" movie will at least use a tagline like "C-4 yourself B-4 your friends!"chalmersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-24268888527394109412011-08-17T06:07:38.135-07:002011-08-17T06:07:38.135-07:00There actually is a movie based on the game "...There actually is a movie based on the game "Battleship." Starring Liam Neeson--I started to add "of all people," but then I thought this is not really a step down from THE A-TEAM. (Remember when, after making STAR WARS and THE HAUNTING back to back, two movies for which Neeson spent most of his time in front of a blue screen, he announced that if that was what acting involved nowadays he wasn't interested, and he would retire? He seems to have lost a few scruples since then.) (Okay, I suppose we have to cut a little slack for a suddenly single father who presumably wants to collect a few big paychecks to provide for his children...but, really, "Battleship"?)Foledannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84495665238231049502011-08-17T05:44:10.289-07:002011-08-17T05:44:10.289-07:00RockGolf - I was really fucking surprised that &qu...RockGolf - I was really fucking surprised that "Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots" didn't come up as the title.<br /><br />I mean, they're doing that movie about Monopoly still, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9636570232532535422011-08-16T21:20:01.710-07:002011-08-16T21:20:01.710-07:00Wait what?
There's a robot boxing movie? Why ...Wait what?<br /><br />There's a robot boxing movie? Why am I just now hearing about this?Emily Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02163221455899041141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-8219060905806983682011-08-16T20:49:57.495-07:002011-08-16T20:49:57.495-07:00I was really excited to learn about "The Big ...I was really excited to learn about "The Big Year" until I found out it wasn't about birds, it was a bromance. I like birds. <br /><br />So much for that!Pat Reederhttp://www.comedy-wire.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-90955279136985676842011-08-16T18:42:13.400-07:002011-08-16T18:42:13.400-07:00I remember when Brandon Tartikoff hosted "Sat...I remember when Brandon Tartikoff hosted "Saturday Night Live" and while he was giving his monologue, they put up chyrons mocking him.<br /><br />The one I remember was: "This is the guy who tried to convince you that 'Love Sidney' was straight."chalmersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84818689865174266482011-08-16T17:37:01.739-07:002011-08-16T17:37:01.739-07:00MY MOTHER THE CAR was not about a man whose car is...MY MOTHER THE CAR was not about a man whose car is the reincarnation of his mother, it's about the metaphysics of existence and the hereafter.<br /><br />THE FLYING NUN wasn't about a nun who flies, it was about the changing role of the church after Vatican II.<br /><br />HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI wasn't about fun loving kids frolicking on the beach, it was a statement about the pursuit of simplicity and artistic expression through dance and surfing in otherwise turbulent times.<br /><br />LIPPY THE LION AND HARDY HAR HAR wasn't about a hobo lion and a pessimistic Hyena's schemes to get money or food, it was about the plight of the wild beasts as progress hems them in.<br /><br />GILLIGAN'S ISLAND was not about a seven castaways stranded on an island, but a microcosm of society. <br /><br />(Oh wait, that last one was real. Sherwood Schwartz pitched the show with that phrase and almost lost the sale until he assured the CBS brass that it would be a FUNNY microcosm.)Greg Ehrbarhttp://www.mousetracksonline.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-89880462500124809462011-08-16T14:55:28.027-07:002011-08-16T14:55:28.027-07:00Hey, wait a sec -- this isn't a blog post abou...Hey, wait a sec -- this isn't a blog post about upcoming Fall movies...it's a comic essay!<br /><br />As for REAL STEEL, regardless of the Matheson/Twilight Zone connection, you just know the pitch to the studio was, as others have said here, Rock'em Sock'em Robots: The Movie. The studio said, "Great idea, but we have to draw the line at that title, even if does have a high recognition factor. Find another approach and you've got a greenlight."jbryantnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-91936698854590997082011-08-16T14:36:42.034-07:002011-08-16T14:36:42.034-07:00"Tom Quigley said...
I'm still trying to ...<i>"Tom Quigley said...<br />I'm still trying to figure out if the HARRY POTTER franchise wasn't really about young student warlocks and witches, but was actually an allegory for the larger issues we face in life today."</i><br /><br />Actually, it's pretty clear that the Harry Potter movies and books are allagories about racism and Fascism, with Voldemort as Hitler and "mudbloods & muggles" as the Jews. It's fairly baldy put out there. Not subtle.<br /><br />Back before being gay was cool, gay movies got this sort of treatment all the time. Some examples, followed by Sir Dirk Bogarde showing some (metaphoric) balls: <br /><br />"<i>The Children's Hour</i> is not about Lesbianism; it's about the power of lies to destroy people's lives." - William Wyler, 1962.<br /><br />"<i>The Sergeant</i> is not about homosexuality; it's about loneliness." - Rod Steiger, 1968.<br /><br />"<i>Windows</i> is not about homosexuality; it's about insanity." - Gordon Willis, 1979.<br /><br />"<i>Staircase</i> is not about homosexuality, it;s about loneliness." - Rex Harrison, 1971<br /><br />"<i>Sunday, Bloody Sunday</i> is not about the sexuality of these people; it's about human loneliness." - John Schlesinger, 1972. (Gee, I'm glad it's not about canine loneliness. Since Schlisnger was gay himself, this one is particularly shameful.)<br /><br />"It was the first film in which a man said 'I love you' to another man. I wrote that scene in. I said: 'There's no point in half-measures. We either make a film about queers or we don't'." Sir Dirk Bogarde on <i>Victim</i>.<br /><br /><i>"Later she says, 'I felt like I didn’t make a film </i>about<i> people. I tried to make a film </i>with<i> people'.”</i> <br /><br />Man, that is funny. I guess you could say that about <i>Rise of the Planet of the Apes</i> It's about apes, but made with people.D. McEwannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43263457889845563462011-08-16T14:23:18.683-07:002011-08-16T14:23:18.683-07:00REAL STEEL is actually based on an old episode of ...REAL STEEL is actually based on an old episode of The Twilight Zone (with Lee Marvin), which itself was based on a short story by Richard Matheson. It's possible some fragments of quality might make it into the movie.<br /><br />Not likely. But possible.Graham Powellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01775285782385634486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55777830233169630152011-08-16T13:59:43.687-07:002011-08-16T13:59:43.687-07:00I bet Cameron Crowe gives the birds the best lines...I bet Cameron Crowe gives the birds the best lines.Frank Paradisenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44917663735433651562011-08-16T13:24:42.664-07:002011-08-16T13:24:42.664-07:00Can you IMAGINE how insufferable Angelina must be ...Can you IMAGINE how insufferable Angelina must be when she talks? How absolutely mind boggling pretentious it gets? You probably need hip waders for interviews.danrydellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-56976705667584178542011-08-16T12:05:23.591-07:002011-08-16T12:05:23.591-07:00"Anonymous" - a movie about proper writi..."Anonymous" - a movie about proper writing credits. Wow, I can't think of anything more exciting.Mr. Snrubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13343511203178580690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-50768443567532920712011-08-16T11:14:29.545-07:002011-08-16T11:14:29.545-07:00Sire Charles Lorre and Lord Charles Sheen did have...Sire Charles Lorre and Lord Charles Sheen did have that legendary feud that has been the subject of literary scholars' debates for four centuries. It's also what made standing in the town square surrounded by serving wenches and yelling "Victorious!" popular during the Elizabethan era.<br /><br />Moneyball probably would have a happier ending if Jeter hadn't been in foul territory to throw the ball Posada to get Giambi at home plate in the ALDS. It's kind of been downhill since then.<br /><br />"Real Don Steel" would be an interesting movie about a radio station run by robot DJs. Which pretty much would include most of today's radio stations. <br /><br />Clooney's movie ought to find a spot for a cameo by Robert Redford, as an aging Senator who still doesn't know what he's supposed to be doing in office after 39 years. Just to show things really haven't changed all that much since the early 1970s when it comes to marketing political candidates.Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-87346463881910855022011-08-16T11:04:46.681-07:002011-08-16T11:04:46.681-07:00I'm still trying to figure out if the HARRY PO...I'm still trying to figure out if the HARRY POTTER franchise wasn't really about young student warlocks and witches, but was actually an allegory for the larger issues we face in life today -- like what's going to happen when the world runs out of lowfat yogurt... Or whether proper dental hygiene is really worth all the trouble... Hell, no wonder theyre rioting in Britain these days!Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-36940601530393314592011-08-16T10:24:18.578-07:002011-08-16T10:24:18.578-07:00RockGolf: My reaction EXACTLY.RockGolf: My reaction EXACTLY.DonBoynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80874536114618546642011-08-16T09:52:17.306-07:002011-08-16T09:52:17.306-07:00I've always been partial to Sir Charles Lorre&...I've always been partial to Sir Charles Lorre's work, especially the Enormous Explosion Theory - and, of course, Michael is Mollyfied. Next, you'll try to tell us that Shakespeare never made fishing rods.Sir Chas Esteveznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-57247239906547348432011-08-16T09:24:27.765-07:002011-08-16T09:24:27.765-07:00"THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DOWN"
-- I..."THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DOWN"<br /><br />-- I think you've hit on the pun that all the headline writers for the bad reviews will come up with independently.BigTednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-36654874986792875782011-08-16T09:23:53.467-07:002011-08-16T09:23:53.467-07:00Gia 2. We can only hope.Gia 2. We can only hope.Stuartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-59493555891241372172011-08-16T09:10:39.366-07:002011-08-16T09:10:39.366-07:00The Clooney movie about politics is interesting. C...The Clooney movie about politics is interesting. Catchy title. <br /><br />Not sure if <i>Moneyball</i> can find an audience. Me, for example. They could still rename it <i>The Bad News A's</i>. <br /><br />Funny, I went to the U2 concert in Oakland in June. There were signs and banners everywhere about the A's, and the U2 giant stage was in centerfield. Not once did I think about the movie <i>Moneyball</i>, and I was sitting where they filmed a lot of the movie.Max Clarkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07706524941272103444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-36110844873618985862011-08-16T09:06:16.979-07:002011-08-16T09:06:16.979-07:00My son decoded "Real Steel" about 10 sec...My son decoded "Real Steel" about 10 seconds into the trailer: "It's Rock'em Sock'em Robots: The Movie."RockGolfnoreply@blogger.com