tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post3508421342703226927..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: "Co-ed Call Girl" and other LIFETIME moviesBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12013287325285889152010-03-24T10:06:10.743-07:002010-03-24T10:06:10.743-07:00I am trying to find the name of a movie, I think i...I am trying to find the name of a movie, I think its a lifetime. It has the song by the Police "ill be watching you" Its about a woman that stalks men and seduces them, she was in a mental hospital, then they let her out and she stalks a soap star. Any clues?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-204536406263414512009-08-11T12:06:19.351-07:002009-08-11T12:06:19.351-07:00Grant: You had a typo: it's "The Rape OF ...Grant: You had a typo: it's "The Rape OF Richard Beck."<br /><br />That's actually a solid ABC TV movie from 1985. Richard Crenna won an Emmy for it.jbryantnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-26381544393900107662009-08-11T07:32:04.441-07:002009-08-11T07:32:04.441-07:00Love the titles! The fact that they are all real i...Love the titles! The fact that they are all real is hilarious! I think "Why I wore Lipstick to my Mastectomy" sounds like a Judy Bloom title!<br /><br />WV: SUCTILIK...no, I can't... Ken will be slapped with a porn designation again... everyone, insert your own joke here silently while I scream aloudSharoneRosenhttp://www.sharonerosen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55588830375983717162009-08-11T05:50:39.104-07:002009-08-11T05:50:39.104-07:00"Bastard out of Carolina" is/was an incr..."Bastard out of Carolina" is/was an incredible, critically acclaimed film with some big-name stars (Jena Malone, Jennifer Jason Leigh, etc). I don't think it was a Lifetime original movie, but I could be wrong.Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09220680691206702177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33756242988204994732009-08-10T16:10:15.823-07:002009-08-10T16:10:15.823-07:00Ken had you known the "Frasier" re-runs ...Ken had you known the "Frasier" re-runs were going to end up on Lifetime, it would have been fun to craft an episode just using some of these movie title names in the linking title segments (I would have loved to have seen what a segment entitles "Hostile Makeover" would have looked like).Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-7687563904945525722009-08-10T14:03:18.103-07:002009-08-10T14:03:18.103-07:00Life without Dick on Lifetime Movie Network? That&...Life without Dick on Lifetime Movie Network? That's brilliant. I can die a complete person now.bevonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84495850160848960832009-08-10T13:07:55.179-07:002009-08-10T13:07:55.179-07:00It would be a great game show/SNL bit though: &quo...It would be a great game show/SNL bit though: "Pick the real Lifetime Movie"<br /><br />These movies are what happens to television when the "Very Special Episode of Blossom" is just too long and juicy to cut...that being said, GI JOE made $50MM this weekend.Noel Larsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04101799343286185259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2178837879966176392009-08-10T13:06:23.335-07:002009-08-10T13:06:23.335-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Noel Larsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04101799343286185259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27247089038183291482009-08-10T13:03:09.540-07:002009-08-10T13:03:09.540-07:00Gee, I'm wondering now if LMN might be interes...Gee, I'm wondering now if LMN might be interested in something I've been working on: "Step-Granddaddy Showed Me His Oscar" (based on a true story)....Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-34908849945690572592009-08-10T12:19:25.051-07:002009-08-10T12:19:25.051-07:00I may be missing the point. Aren't those the t...I may be missing the point. Aren't those the two aunts from SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH? Were they in a Lifetime movie?Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02155991693956178030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3404228681123409842009-08-10T11:29:18.773-07:002009-08-10T11:29:18.773-07:00Levine,
What's even funnier is not so much th...Levine,<br /><br />What's even funnier is not so much that these were actual titles (although, granted, there IS that) but that these were <i>actual movies</i>.<br /><br />That people watched. That companies sponsored. That companies sought, as customers, the sorts of people who saw things such as "Honeymoon with Mom."<br /><br />WVW - Mingsary= The day when you celebrate the arrival of Ming the Merciless.Joehttp://blog.vinapedia.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-88602429173607651962009-08-10T11:09:54.216-07:002009-08-10T11:09:54.216-07:00The Lifetime Movie Channel otherwise known as the ...The Lifetime Movie Channel otherwise known as the Man-Bashing Channel, is should be banned from the planet in my humble opinion. Thanks to LMN, my ex-wife found a way to torture me on an almost daily basis. Worse on weekends. 99% of all movies and shows on that channel sends the statement that all men are evil.<br />But on the bright side, in the divorce she took the couch that has over the years molded to fit her 220 lb. backside, perfectly.<br />So LMN can call the shows they televise whatever they want, give it dramatic titles and make it sound so enticing, but it's all the same. CRAP ON A STICK!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-85026893641164911462009-08-10T10:48:51.244-07:002009-08-10T10:48:51.244-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16674958993110718475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-5232852705405661212009-08-10T10:19:40.426-07:002009-08-10T10:19:40.426-07:00Some of you guys are missing the point.
What'...Some of you guys are missing the point.<br /><br />What's funny here is that these are ACTUAL titles.By Ken Levinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-89864633650931890582009-08-10T10:12:31.885-07:002009-08-10T10:12:31.885-07:00Spike is the male version of Lifetime...some upcom...Spike is the male version of Lifetime...some upcoming projects include:<br /><br />"Sloppy Seconds to You, not to Me"<br />"The Tramp Stamp Collector"<br />"Her Mom, Her Sister, Her, and I"<br />"It Ain't your Beauty, it's your Booty"<br />"I Wouldn't Hit THAT with Your Car"Will Teullivehttp://1527rowland.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-10048515320337634772009-08-10T09:50:32.017-07:002009-08-10T09:50:32.017-07:00"These are actual titles; I’m not making any ..."These are actual titles; I’m not making any of them up."<br /><br />What's the fun in that? :)<br /><br />Here are mine:<br /><br />-"My Mom is the other Women"<br /><br />-"Substitute Hooker"<br /><br />-"Crack Monestary"<br /><br />-"Backordered Betty"<br /><br />-"Paddy the Party Priest"Noel Larsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04101799343286185259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-34952502459602119382009-08-10T09:44:08.655-07:002009-08-10T09:44:08.655-07:00You know what might work well here? The old fortu...You know what might work well here? The old fortune cookie game of adding "In Bed" to the end of any of these...Ben Scrippshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629025600375451260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-7208755787866269542009-08-10T09:14:32.524-07:002009-08-10T09:14:32.524-07:00Many of the titles may just be titles of porn movi...Many of the titles may just be titles of porn movies.Alan Coilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09049940361953267636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3129296344890357242009-08-10T07:41:59.808-07:002009-08-10T07:41:59.808-07:00"The Rape or Richard Beck" for the win....."The Rape or Richard Beck" for the win...<br /><br />I don't think it was a lifetime original, but they still show it occasionally.<br /><br />The plot from wikipedia:<br /><br />Richard Beck (Richard Crenna) is a police detective who believes that rape victims are to blame for the crime. He is later raped by two of the suspects he had been chasing. Ultimately, he changes his beliefs about rape victims.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10598679791761825577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-78227489117225922492009-08-10T06:58:42.744-07:002009-08-10T06:58:42.744-07:00I agree with Max.
The "mother" of all L...I agree with Max.<br /><br />The "mother" of all Lifetime movie titles is "Mother May I Sleep With Danger?" The fact that it starred Tori Spelling is just a bonus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-64817802956785431782009-08-10T06:36:59.578-07:002009-08-10T06:36:59.578-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Rock Golfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04945235295808697884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-58650576712028708982009-08-10T06:11:22.993-07:002009-08-10T06:11:22.993-07:00I, personally, can readily imagine using these to ...I, personally, can readily imagine using these to supplant waterboarding.<br /><br />If only we could keep the media from finding out...Joehttp://blog.vinapedia.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-83210489997165096432009-08-10T05:30:25.876-07:002009-08-10T05:30:25.876-07:00AMBULANCE GIRL wasn't a superhero movie--it wa...<i>AMBULANCE GIRL wasn't a superhero movie--it was about a freelance writer who becomes a volunteer paramedic. No abusive husbands, no sensitive hunks living shirtless in a mountain cabin. 100% Tori Spelling Free! Kathy Bates was great, but then she always is.</i><br /><br />To digress even further, it was/is about Jane Stern, who, along with husband Michael, are the authors of the signature ROADFOOD series of books. And now a pretty nifty website - www.roadfood.comLouOCNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16151395857835632917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-36565037652666515832009-08-10T03:43:28.483-07:002009-08-10T03:43:28.483-07:00I saw 'To Be Fat Like Me' on one of the mo...I saw 'To Be Fat Like Me' on one of the movie channels they have here on cable - Kaley Cuoco was much cuter in the make-up.<br /><br />Oh very fucking funny - wv: portionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-35942754377681739582009-08-10T03:42:39.419-07:002009-08-10T03:42:39.419-07:00AMBULANCE GIRL wasn't a superhero movie--it wa...AMBULANCE GIRL wasn't a superhero movie--it was about a freelance writer who becomes a volunteer paramedic. No abusive husbands, no sensitive hunks living shirtless in a mountain cabin. 100% Tori Spelling Free! Kathy Bates was great, but then she always is.Matt Pattonhttp://seenthis1962.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com