tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post4577222851809159266..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Black & Blue ChristmasBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27287683778769079972016-12-21T18:34:59.042-08:002016-12-21T18:34:59.042-08:00Dolly is our trashy Tennessee treasure and we woul...Dolly is our trashy Tennessee treasure and we wouldn't trade her for a speckled pup and a pint of shine. On plastic surgery I have three words, Catherine zeta Jones. She was my girl crush and then the knife . . . I always thought it was a strange coincidence that she institutionalized herself for awhile after that and came back looking a bit less scary. Ugh, just use sunscreen and let nature take its course!Jennifer McFarlandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05658664610602207225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79555154842630114682016-12-12T12:11:06.261-08:002016-12-12T12:11:06.261-08:00Related to this discussion about plastic surgery: ...Related to this discussion about plastic surgery: Dolly Parton is holding a telethon fundraiser - Smoky Mountain Rise, it's called - tomorrow night for the people of Tennessee who lost their homes in last week's fire. She has already started sending families $1,000 a week to cover their expenses while they work through their troubles. Unfortunately, all the money in the world won't bring back the people who died. But, you have to hand it to Dolly for all of the tremendous aid she has provided over the years, including her Imagination Library program that provides free books to young children. Her program sends one book a month to children to boost literacy and the joy of reading. <br /><br />Dolly has had plastic surgery, and doesn't deny it. She doesn't look natural at all, but somehow it goes with her public persona - big wigs, big knockers, small waste, lots of makeup. As she has said many times, "it takes a lot of money to look this cheap". No matter how big her hair or breasts are, her heart is even bigger. In this case, she's a classy lady with trashy looks.Orwellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-69727695466903899242016-12-12T09:51:28.585-08:002016-12-12T09:51:28.585-08:00I love seeing boobies as much as the next red-bloo...I love seeing boobies as much as the next red-blooded American fella (or possibly more...), but not sure showing Julie Bowen's wardrobe malfunction was exactly the height of class on your part, regardless of the amount of surgery she may or may not have had.McTomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08672101599685031569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33761219941080710512016-12-12T07:47:26.196-08:002016-12-12T07:47:26.196-08:00Saw "La La Land" last night at the AMC C...Saw "La La Land" last night at the AMC Century City -- loved it. (Caught it in Dolby, which you really don't need to do to best experience this modern-day love letter to classic Hollywood.) Watch out; it will be this year's equivalent of "The Artist" during awards season (and already did so by winning best picture at the Critics' Choice Awards last night).VP81955https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792390726196611188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-92211880148023850092016-12-12T03:38:17.765-08:002016-12-12T03:38:17.765-08:00It's not just in LA anymore. I loved this pos...It's not just in LA anymore. I loved this post and had to share it with my wife Laura Ainsworth, who once wrote and performed a one-woman musical show on the pressure to "Keep Young and Beautiful," filled with her parody songs about anti-aging creams, Botox, etc. It opened with a song about plastic surgery set to the "Addams Family" theme: <br /><br />"It's runny and it's oozy,<br />It's purplish and bruisy, <br />You're throwing up and woozy,<br />It's plastic surgery!" <br /><br />Check out YouTube for her version of Gilbert & Sullivan's "Modern Major General" song that's nothing but the names of dozens and dozens of anti-aging products and supplements. Pat Reederhttp://www.hollywoodhifi.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43811713976517209472016-12-12T03:13:37.107-08:002016-12-12T03:13:37.107-08:00There is one thing of which I am sure and that is ...There is one thing of which I am sure and that is that Keith Richards has never had any plastic surgery done to his face. Barry Traylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14134880916215990198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14594794508951788022016-12-12T01:32:51.604-08:002016-12-12T01:32:51.604-08:00In Hollywood, the difference between people saying...In Hollywood, the difference between people saying you had plastic surgery and people saying you didn't have plastic surgery is how good your plastic surgeon was.Ben K.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-51965137235070775642016-12-12T00:17:38.044-08:002016-12-12T00:17:38.044-08:00Crackblind,
For that episode, yes, my partner and...Crackblind,<br /><br />For that episode, yes, my partner and I were responsible for naming the Marines the Angels infield at the time. By Ken Levinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55290198520117419332016-12-11T22:09:47.467-08:002016-12-11T22:09:47.467-08:00My wife is convinced that Julie Bowen has had a bo...My wife is convinced that Julie Bowen has had a boob job. There were at least two episodes of Modern Family where she showed maximum cleavage and my wife said that "they don't move". I'll take her word for it.Bob B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63771239219166078812016-12-11T22:09:44.859-08:002016-12-11T22:09:44.859-08:00So, were you responsible for this?
http://definiti...So, were you responsible for this?<br />http://definition.org/mash-secrets-revealed/17/<br />crackblindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13088682009537848311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-73093198284789860552016-12-11T20:59:10.896-08:002016-12-11T20:59:10.896-08:00Jeebus Christ, this blog entry is exactly why I co...Jeebus Christ, this blog entry is exactly why I could never even consider wanting to live, let alone make a career, in southern California...you people are pathologically shallow when it comes to personal appearance!<br /><br />Sorry, Ken, as much as I love your writing, are you really part of the problem about this?<br /><br />Christpher Krossnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2526415452197101072016-12-11T19:29:45.722-08:002016-12-11T19:29:45.722-08:00Dad Solo, I noticed that Julie Bowen (who is 46) a...Dad Solo, I noticed that Julie Bowen (who is 46) also shows an odd lack of crows feet and forehead wrinkles, too. I saw a pic of her from just last year, and she looks very good --- almost too good.Allan Vnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44586532500304522442016-12-11T19:02:01.933-08:002016-12-11T19:02:01.933-08:00I don’t think Renee Zellweger’s surgery looks bad....I don’t think Renee Zellweger’s surgery looks bad. She just looks like a different person. It’s certainly not cringe-inspiring like Meg Ryan’s lips. Does Ryan really think her lips look better?Hank Gillettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17328364486555780403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16498983541010415852016-12-11T16:13:08.332-08:002016-12-11T16:13:08.332-08:00I'very never understood it, especially when so...I'very never understood it, especially when so many procedures make the person look like they must have been in a horrible accident and this was the best that the surgeons could do. Nobody's fooled, and, in some cases, people are actually repulsed. I couldn't stand to look at Joan Rivers after a certain point.Charles H. Bryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-81687265735936863992016-12-11T12:48:17.469-08:002016-12-11T12:48:17.469-08:00Jackie Collins couldn't have written a better ...<br />Jackie Collins couldn't have written a better post on Hollywood's fetish for brand new "everything".<br /><br />Brand new lips indeed !!!<br />Briannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-90467479308432136572016-12-11T11:48:37.731-08:002016-12-11T11:48:37.731-08:00Here in the Bay Area real estate agents put great ...Here in the Bay Area real estate agents put great stock in their faces, usually having one glamour shot to grace ads, business cards, notepads and refrigerator magnets like a logo. A while back there was one older guy who'd periodically canvass my neighborhood for sellers, always polite and always offering the free notepad. He was presentable enough in person, hair thinning slightly. The photo on the notepad was graced with Trump hair. DBensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01144515471557731622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-81515658897550634592016-12-11T10:42:51.004-08:002016-12-11T10:42:51.004-08:00It would be understandable if the surgery actually...It would be understandable if the surgery actually improved a person's looks, but in a lot of cases it sure doesn't. It's sad that so many are so afraid to look their age, and that they can't get work when they don't. -KateBlondi Blathershttp://stubblejumperscafe.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-19539384920286758292016-12-11T09:18:39.206-08:002016-12-11T09:18:39.206-08:00Pretty sure Julie Bowen - who is perhaps my bigges...Pretty sure Julie Bowen - who is perhaps my biggest TV crush - has had a nose job. Dad Solohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11421527540037417787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17411988086175265752016-12-11T09:02:06.492-08:002016-12-11T09:02:06.492-08:00Brilliant post Ken. Loved it.
Forget the Russians...Brilliant post Ken. Loved it.<br /><br />Forget the Russians, Hollywood plastic surgeons are the real hackers around here. As noted by Renee Zellweger's operation, which was a real eye opener.<br /><br />Bevan U.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3343913681991190782016-12-11T08:15:42.537-08:002016-12-11T08:15:42.537-08:00I remember Craig Ferguson's running gag about ...I remember Craig Ferguson's running gag about Kenny Rogers's face job. On TV everyone looks so tight and shiny maybe it's all plastic surgery or CGI.B.A.noreply@blogger.com