tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post537608039275785456..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR: BUNNY HOUSE -- My new favorite idiotic reality showBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15594751968421576062010-08-18T14:09:39.674-07:002010-08-18T14:09:39.674-07:00I have no proof of this, of course, but I suspect ...I have no proof of this, of course, but I suspect that there are probably three beds in the master suite, each of them occupied by only one person. Ever. At least I hope . . .Matt Pattonhttp://mpatton1962.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43245153658014805742010-08-16T14:40:36.170-07:002010-08-16T14:40:36.170-07:00Say what you what about Hefner, I thank him for he...Say what you what about Hefner, I thank him for helping fund restoration (and preservation) of classic films, including a lot of pre-Code stuff that might have fallen by the wayside were it not for him.VP81955https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792390726196611188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23052737067298452502010-08-16T14:10:54.348-07:002010-08-16T14:10:54.348-07:00I thought this show was a great guilty little plea...I thought this show was a great guilty little pleasure! Claire Sinclair, the newest of the girls was so funny and she really does look like a beautiful girl next door, not some fake, tanned, person. This show will continue to do fine if Claire gets most of the air time I would imagine. Cute and silly, fun to watch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31388706011014381652010-08-16T14:10:23.516-07:002010-08-16T14:10:23.516-07:00I thought this show was a great guilty little plea...I thought this show was a great guilty little pleasure! Claire Sinclair, the newest of the girls was so funny and she really does look like a beautiful girl next door, not some fake, tanned, person. This show will continue to do fine if Claire gets most of the air time I would imagine. Cute and silly, fun to watch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82139310644759188572010-08-15T02:56:45.346-07:002010-08-15T02:56:45.346-07:00I can not understand why people--including my moth...I can not understand why people--including my mother--watch these shows, just to cluck about how much BETTER they are than those on the screen.<br />I have no interest, so I just don't bother with them.Paul Ducanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-50368376744393548792010-08-13T11:59:24.280-07:002010-08-13T11:59:24.280-07:00What the hell? I thought that American Idol was yo...What the hell? I thought that American Idol was your favorite idiotic reality show. What's the deal, Ken.Randy The Earlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-82865506090867477162010-08-13T02:39:34.070-07:002010-08-13T02:39:34.070-07:00Ugh! I hate these so-called reality show. Maybe th...Ugh! I hate these so-called reality show. Maybe they can have Glenn Close as a special guest star. We all know what she can do to a bunny.YEKIMIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921751875397071034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84753675266561981912010-08-12T17:51:18.546-07:002010-08-12T17:51:18.546-07:00"Hope (the winner)"
Thank you for clarif..."Hope (the winner)"<br />Thank you for clarifying that. I was lost for a moment there.<br /><br />"Do anything short of having John Edwards’ baby?"<br />No, having Kelsey Grammer's baby. Could someone who has worked with him explain how Grammer gets such young, good looking women to bear his children?<br /><br />By the way, could they have cross over episode with the Hollywood Husband show? The guys go over to help with the sun tanning lotion duties. What could go wrong?bevonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-52103471401831206372010-08-12T17:42:33.147-07:002010-08-12T17:42:33.147-07:00"...this on-site dormitory called The Bunny H..."...this on-site dormitory called The Bunny House. Inside you’ll find nine or ten of the dumbest female creatures ever to inhabit the earth..."<br /><br />I'm shocked. Next you'll tell me there's gambling in Casablanca.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-87687813488810534642010-08-12T17:40:29.308-07:002010-08-12T17:40:29.308-07:00" Tod Hunter said...
Usage note: In Playboy-s...<i>" Tod Hunter said...<br />Usage note: In Playboy-speak, there is no such thing as a 'Former Playmate.' Once you have been in the centerfold you are a Playmate forever."</i><br /><br />So there are some 80 year old Playmates knocking around that house somewhere?<br /><br />Hefner may go on dressing like a sailor and trying to live in an eternal porn movie until he's 1000, but as far as he's concerned, women cease to exist at 30. Or is it 25? Or is it 20?<br /><br /><i>" Brian said...<br /><br />PLAYBOY jumped the shark quite some time ago, around about the time Hef started selecting Playmates based overwhelmingly on just 3 physical criteria:<br /><br /> 1. Artificial Blond<br /> 2. Artificial Tan<br /> 3. Artificial Chest"</i><br /><br />So you're saying it jumped the shark in issue #1?<br /><br />If they'd asked the penis question of guys instead of girls, they'd have learned that the embarrassing part of <i>"a three-inch penis on your head and you can never conceal it"</i> isn't the "on your head" part; it's the "three-inch" part. Ask a guy: “For a million dollars would you have a <i><b>10</b></i>-inch penis on your head and you can never conceal it?” and the answer would be "Can I pay the million in installments? Sign me up!"<br /><br />So they wouldn't get a guy's <i>name</i> tattooed on them, but a guy's initials, initials that are "BJ" no less, is fine with them?<br /><br />I may spend years trying to figure out how the Playmate of the Year will make Hef proud. "Today, she tied her own shoes. Admittedly, she tied them to each other, but it's a start. I'm so proud."<br /><br />At least her speech didn't include "And I am so uniquely honored to be the very last Playmate of the Year Hef will ever see. What? Oh Hef, I thought they'd told you."D. McEwannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-47917035468221118732010-08-12T13:29:35.455-07:002010-08-12T13:29:35.455-07:00Didn't at one time, in a move I'm sure he ...Didn't at one time, in a move I'm sure he felt was adding a little touch of his idea of "class" to the place, Hef have a statue of a knight in full armor and holding a a lance (either sitting on a horse or not, I don't remember) on the grounds out near the front gate at the mansion? I took it (especially with the lance included) to be just another one of his subliminal male domination phallic symobls that he probably didn't even realize... To show how times have changed, these days, I suppose he'd probably have a statue of a venture capitalist holding a gallon pickle jar full of viagra standing up nice and erect out there...Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-80195010559353274222010-08-12T09:15:25.612-07:002010-08-12T09:15:25.612-07:00Please, Ken! Keep us up to date on this gripping s...Please, Ken! Keep us up to date on this gripping story. I can't STAND to watch the stuff, but I can't WAIT to hear your take on it next time! Comedy at its finest! Thanks, once again, for a daily laugh!Lynnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38248073402853901372010-08-12T08:43:31.246-07:002010-08-12T08:43:31.246-07:00PLAYBOY jumped the shark quite some time ago, arou...PLAYBOY jumped the shark quite some time ago, around about the time Hef started selecting Playmates based overwhelmingly on just 3 physical criteria:<br /><br /><b>1. Artificial Blond<br />2. Artificial Tan<br />3. Artificial Chest</b><br /><br />Do you spot a trend?<br /><br />Unfortunately, the female populace in general has apparently embraced this trend.<br /><br />Hef needs to eat a sandwich and broaden (pun intended) his definition of "sexy girl".<br /><br />And, yes, I'm raging jealous.Briannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-44682891052498190432010-08-12T07:46:58.878-07:002010-08-12T07:46:58.878-07:00“How do you get invited to live in the Bunny House...<i>“How do you get invited to live in the Bunny House?” the newbie asked. Well, you have to be a Playmate (Drat! That leaves out Nancy Pelosi.")</i><br /><br />FYI, hot coffee is a poor sinus irrigator. <br /><br />Tod, just as you can never be a "former Marine." or Mouseketeer. Or Manson Family member.ircw@hotmail.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-50626685572107143192010-08-12T07:38:59.167-07:002010-08-12T07:38:59.167-07:00I'll check them out. IT. I'll check it out...I'll check them out. IT. I'll check it out.<br /><br />Off topic: Your chances of becoming an Idol judge just skyrocketed again, Ken!<br /><br />http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/08/11/jennifer-lopez-out-judge-american-idol/<br /><br />(WV: deneriou - promissory note in Spain.)Howard Hoffmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05377628524697677407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-46827375212524780922010-08-12T07:34:59.797-07:002010-08-12T07:34:59.797-07:00Usage note: In Playboy-speak, there is no such thi...Usage note: In Playboy-speak, there is no such thing as a "Former Playmate." Once you have been in the centerfold you are a Playmate forever.Tod Hunterhttp://tod-hunter.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-18972898431290156952010-08-12T07:16:29.108-07:002010-08-12T07:16:29.108-07:00I must protest such politically incorrect commenta...I must protest such politically incorrect commentary aimed directly at the pectorially enhanced, the Senior-American female-embracing community, and most of all the ... sniff, sniff, excuse me ... the little doggies, who are the true victims of this. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE PUPPIES! (Come to think of it, that's all Hefner does)<br /><br />WV: propea, the CVS ripoff name for Propecia.Rays profilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13375762252351537791noreply@blogger.com