tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post6123034638760717675..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: You write the punchlineBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger176125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72862246801558235352016-07-20T16:13:46.263-07:002016-07-20T16:13:46.263-07:00He turned over to give her a kiss in the night and...He turned over to give her a kiss in the night and felt stubble. Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41550866750938661622016-07-20T16:10:55.251-07:002016-07-20T16:10:55.251-07:00She complained that he wasn't spending enough ...She complained that he wasn't spending enough time at the office. Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-83862593228417298292016-07-20T16:09:39.733-07:002016-07-20T16:09:39.733-07:00Her boss turned up unexpectedly and she asked him ...Her boss turned up unexpectedly and she asked him to hide in the wardrobe. Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-85071764928650064022016-07-20T16:08:18.761-07:002016-07-20T16:08:18.761-07:00She bought a His n' Hers n' His towel set....She bought a His n' Hers n' His towel set. Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-46412250447095326862016-07-20T15:28:02.658-07:002016-07-20T15:28:02.658-07:00JOHNNY KNEW HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS SEEING SOMEONE ELSE...JOHNNY KNEW HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS SEEING SOMEONE ELSE WHEN<br /><br />The wedding invitation arrived. <br /><br />Johnny Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13302545167970532080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41779554408877733662016-07-15T22:27:58.937-07:002016-07-15T22:27:58.937-07:00She started taking showers again. She started taking showers again. Looshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215136362562200969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79994801043505476452016-07-14T14:08:12.468-07:002016-07-14T14:08:12.468-07:00she suddenly started to wear boxer shorts... and t...she suddenly started to wear boxer shorts... and they just weren't his color!SharoneRosenhttp://www.sharonerosen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-56874081621860357682016-07-14T08:18:42.118-07:002016-07-14T08:18:42.118-07:00when she inadvertently sexted a picture of the tat...when she inadvertently sexted a picture of the tattoo on her upper inner thigh that had the name Nick.Gary Benzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10578834252235902676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70792743414709019442016-07-14T05:58:17.331-07:002016-07-14T05:58:17.331-07:00Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else...Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else when he received their wedding invitation.Paul Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15690429117911104204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-47580071259743623352016-07-14T05:49:27.210-07:002016-07-14T05:49:27.210-07:00... she tried to persuade him that he needed a pen...... she tried to persuade him that he needed a penicillin shot for her kidney infection.thirteennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70601954819314291602016-07-14T05:43:31.148-07:002016-07-14T05:43:31.148-07:00I might be too tardy to the party but I'll sub...I might be too tardy to the party but I'll submit for fun.<br /><br />Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else when...<br /><br />She got more aroused doing her taxes than she did in bed with him.<br /><br />Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else when...<br /><br />She started smelling more like Old Spice than he did.<br /><br />Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else when...<br /><br />She stopped reading Church Goers Weekly and started reading the Karma Sutra.<br /><br />Jeff :)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-61857975271405761182016-07-14T05:24:50.543-07:002016-07-14T05:24:50.543-07:00He noticed that her yoga instructor, chiropractor,...He noticed that her yoga instructor, chiropractor, auto mechanic, therapist and uber driver were all named Mmmm Antonio. <br /><br />He looked in her purse and found the book "Relationships Done Right" by Joan Collins. <br /><br />She placed an extra large bottle of lotion, a box of Kleenex and a Playboy on his nightstand. <br /><br />She got him a yellow lab for his birthday "for companionship" ... even though she has a nasty allergy to dogs. <br /><br />She began constantly showing him photos of her sister, saying, "and all my ex-boyfriends say she has the best boobs."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10867054275380267042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-30525429793935362962016-07-14T05:08:14.965-07:002016-07-14T05:08:14.965-07:00...when he asked what she bought on her shopping t......when he asked what she bought on her shopping trip and she said "nothing, I was just looking". (true story)thesamechrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1492766516446779782016-07-14T04:45:06.112-07:002016-07-14T04:45:06.112-07:00when she switched her voicemail for a ticket machi...when she switched her voicemail for a ticket machineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-60847098678502069482016-07-14T04:26:29.830-07:002016-07-14T04:26:29.830-07:00when her name was Taylor Swift.when her name was Taylor Swift.Johnhttp://www.marketingncolor.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49413926956715242532016-07-14T03:32:36.004-07:002016-07-14T03:32:36.004-07:00When his wife told him
When his wife told him<br /><br />Elizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-62193773954713569442016-07-14T02:32:20.833-07:002016-07-14T02:32:20.833-07:00...he learned that two white people can't make......he learned that two white people can't make a half-Filipino baby. <br /><br />...he noticed she was actually happy<br /><br />...she rolled over in bed, asked to have sex, and then said, "oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else." <br /><br />...she called her new autobiography, "Secretly Polygamous--the Johnny's Girlfriend Story."<br /><br />...she named their newborn baby, "Ken Levine Jr."Joe Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-81209416479976441622016-07-14T00:55:46.229-07:002016-07-14T00:55:46.229-07:00Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else...Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else when...<br />his Netflix kept recommending cooking shows.Pete Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66117936166341583542016-07-13T23:48:47.081-07:002016-07-13T23:48:47.081-07:00...when he saw her with someone else.
PS to K.W......when he saw her with someone else. <br /><br /><br />PS to K.W. Leslie - I still pay most of my bills by writing/mailing checks. It helps create jobs. Or at least slows down eliminating some of 'em.penquinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-35140823811530836992016-07-13T22:25:26.180-07:002016-07-13T22:25:26.180-07:00Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else...Johnny knew his girlfriend was seeing someone else when...<br /><br />his wife showed him their sex tape on Gawker.Waynenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66455324822440154252016-07-13T22:16:48.708-07:002016-07-13T22:16:48.708-07:00He sneaked into her apartment to prepare the bed w...He sneaked into her apartment to prepare the bed with rose petals and sprinkled them over another guy's rump.DwWashburnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03057278992504418291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25908124863645312702016-07-13T22:10:41.247-07:002016-07-13T22:10:41.247-07:00She told him she was going to appear on NAKED AND ...She told him she was going to appear on NAKED AND AFRAID at a downtown hotel.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25509603022730877552016-07-13T21:44:47.522-07:002016-07-13T21:44:47.522-07:00... she said she was pregnant
... he met him at he...... she said she was pregnant<br />... he met him at her funeralRjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-8362844608713813982016-07-13T21:43:24.139-07:002016-07-13T21:43:24.139-07:00...she told him she donated her fuzzy handcuffs to...<br />...she told him she donated her fuzzy handcuffs to Goodwill.<br /><br />...she said she was going out for a pack of cigarettes -- and she took everything she owned with her.<br /><br />...she said to him, "Did you know that sometimes the WOMAN gets to finish first?"<br /><br />...she tried to convince him that his recent bout of crabs probably came from trying on pants at the mall.<br /><br />...he saw that the top story on "Entertainment Tonight" was "Amber Heard is stepping out with a new guy."Joe Dunganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06476364047109493228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-33220856811667472632016-07-13T21:35:37.090-07:002016-07-13T21:35:37.090-07:00she explained the infield fly rule perfectly,,,she explained the infield fly rule perfectly,,,tommy lasagnanoreply@blogger.com