tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post7421170770212503944..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Holiday leftoversBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-90169408651795542432008-12-02T18:22:00.000-08:002008-12-02T18:22:00.000-08:00Say Susan, should such a shaplely spammer such sha...Say Susan, should such a shaplely spammer such shabby spamming show?<BR/><BR/>Repeat rapidly.<BR/><BR/>What's you name?<BR/><BR/>Sue.<BR/><BR/>Sue?<BR/><BR/>Si. <BR/><BR/>What do you do, Sue?<BR/><BR/>Spam?<BR/><BR/>Spam?<BR/><BR/>Si?<BR/><BR/>So you have a brother?<BR/><BR/>Si? <BR/><BR/>What's his name?<BR/><BR/>Sy.<BR/><BR/>Sy?<BR/><BR/>Si. <BR/><BR/>What does Sy do, Sue?<BR/><BR/>Spams Sue.<BR/><BR/>Sy spams sue?<BR/><BR/>Si.<BR/><BR/>NOW CUT THAT OUT!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-71149026126813456602008-12-02T13:52:00.000-08:002008-12-02T13:52:00.000-08:00Hey, Susan, you're a spammer. To quote Shakespeare...Hey, Susan, you're a spammer. To quote Shakespeare, "First thing let's do, let's kill all spammers." That's Vinnie Shakespeare from Hoboken. <BR/><BR/>Seriously, Ken, you gotta watch those people.Cap'n Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11783977137812876489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-40089649122036852492008-12-02T12:04:00.000-08:002008-12-02T12:04:00.000-08:00"Anonymous said... Am I not the only one who think..."Anonymous said... <BR/>Am I not the only one who thinks Susan left the best comment?"<BR/><BR/>Well I'm sure Susan agrees, and can get you a swell deal on car insurance.<BR/><BR/>So MILK = Moms I'd Like to Kill? Hmmm. Fortunately, mine had the kindness to die on her own, back during WWII. <BR/><BR/>Cheers darling.Tallulah Moreheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07416330735326405496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14981054670154524332008-12-02T06:43:00.000-08:002008-12-02T06:43:00.000-08:00Am I not the only one who thinks Susan left the be...Am I not the only one who thinks Susan left the best comment?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23551501085138069082008-12-02T06:27:00.000-08:002008-12-02T06:27:00.000-08:00What's with all the jokes about the Harvey Milk mo...<I>What's with all the jokes about the Harvey Milk movie?</I><BR/><BR/>Because, regardless of the tragedy involved, some names are just funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-73932358655815702062008-12-01T19:16:00.000-08:002008-12-01T19:16:00.000-08:00almost forgot: there really is only one dog show t...almost forgot: there really is only one dog show to watch on TV: both days of Westminster...<BR/><BR/>verification: preck no comment neededLouOCNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16151395857835632917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79616146225020846192008-12-01T19:15:00.000-08:002008-12-01T19:15:00.000-08:00I don't know why the network won't show the Macy's...<I>I don't know why the network won't show the Macy's parade accidents. It's always worked for NASCAR.</I><BR/><BR/> One year they showed Santa going in Macy's after the parade...and he forgot to tighten his belt up, and his/her drawers drooped...<BR/><BR/>verification: 'equerpi' - spunds like a new math term....<BR/><BR/>second verification: alggestr..somebody misplaced the 'e'LouOCNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16151395857835632917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70112078580752060702008-12-01T18:12:00.000-08:002008-12-01T18:12:00.000-08:00I don't know why the network won't show the Macy's...I don't know why the network won't show the Macy's parade accidents. It's always worked for NASCAR.Joey Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11718595858513830730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12913168487716622382008-12-01T17:50:00.000-08:002008-12-01T17:50:00.000-08:00Milk does not equal MILF, even remotely!Milk does not equal MILF, even remotely!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-53939002000660914202008-12-01T17:33:00.000-08:002008-12-01T17:33:00.000-08:00What's with all the jokes about the Harvey Milk mo...What's with all the jokes about the Harvey Milk movie?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55602723376417960002008-12-01T14:14:00.000-08:002008-12-01T14:14:00.000-08:00Well, that's about the only thing that will get me...Well, that's about the only thing that will get me to actually SEE the upcoming remake of Fame!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-58680434174991724642008-12-01T13:59:00.000-08:002008-12-01T13:59:00.000-08:00Off topic, but wow: Frasier and Lilith are coming ...Off topic, but wow: Frasier and Lilith are coming to the big screen -- sort of. Today's Hollywood Reporter announces that Kelsey and Bebe have been cast as teachers in the upcoming remake of Fame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-53669662106611366052008-12-01T13:19:00.000-08:002008-12-01T13:19:00.000-08:00I did read your posts every day this past week, re...I <I>did</I> read your posts every day this past week, remotely from my dad's (180 miles northeast of here) in one case. <BR/><BR/>Didn't see ROSIE LIVE!, but the baseline for variety-show awfulness, in my book, is the first episode (of three that aired?) of MARY in fall 1978. Anyone else here see that? Probably the best part (this isn't saying much) was the "Ed Asner Dancers."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-71414907583658297382008-12-01T12:25:00.000-08:002008-12-01T12:25:00.000-08:00BTW - I too thought it said FELCHING WITH THE STAR...BTW - I too thought it said FELCHING WITH THE STARS. But isn't that TMZ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41871015005698513482008-12-01T12:24:00.000-08:002008-12-01T12:24:00.000-08:00I gave up watching the Macy's parade years ago. St...I gave up watching the Macy's parade years ago. Still, I'm upset I missed Rick Astley's appearance in the parade.<BR/><BR/>Brilliant! A major portion of midtown N.Y.C. and millions of TV viewers RickRolled! <BR/><BR/>Brilliant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-1686960621494890362008-12-01T11:20:00.000-08:002008-12-01T11:20:00.000-08:00Now we move on to my least favorite activity - won...Now we move on to my least favorite activity - wondering if it's Chanukah, Channukah, Hannukah or Hanukah.Howard Hoffmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05377628524697677407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14753883786500192102008-12-01T10:59:00.000-08:002008-12-01T10:59:00.000-08:00A 70 yr old neighbor of mine who is a big Rosie fa...A 70 yr old neighbor of mine who is a big Rosie fan bailed on her live variety special after 15 minutes. Amazing, huh? That she made it that long, I mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-47830040074496893142008-12-01T10:17:00.000-08:002008-12-01T10:17:00.000-08:00"There’s always at least one Thanksgiving dish tha..."There’s always at least one Thanksgiving dish that some relative proudly makes every year that even the dog wouldn’t eat."<BR/><BR/>True story: for the second consecutive year, while making the gravy for Thanksgiving dinner, Mom accidentally added confectioner's sugar instead of flour. Two years running. Dad and I are watching the Lions get the crap beaten out of them when we hear "Oh, God dammit!" from the kitchen...Ben Scrippshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629025600375451260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-27239072719023878312008-12-01T10:06:00.000-08:002008-12-01T10:06:00.000-08:00Actually, Vanilla Ice was a pretty interesting gue...Actually, Vanilla Ice was a pretty interesting guest on Talkshow with Spike Feresten a few weeks ago.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-2164796398609959032008-12-01T07:45:00.000-08:002008-12-01T07:45:00.000-08:00Imagine if Rosie's variety show had melded with th...Imagine if Rosie's variety show had melded with the "Star Wars Christmas Special"! That would be a blending of species which would frighten even Dr. Moreau.<BR/><BR/>Verification word: "sworyosi." Probably some really obscure Swahili dialect.<BR/><BR/>Second verification word: "chepord." Must be something you wear.VP81955https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792390726196611188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-56206670979881598732008-12-01T07:22:00.000-08:002008-12-01T07:22:00.000-08:00Fortunately, I managed to miss the entire parade. ...Fortunately, I managed to miss the entire parade. I can't believe there was a time when I looked forward to that. It's just all so awful. Was it always that bad?<BR/><BR/>Did watch the Dog Show though. In my dog show only Cavalier King Charles Spaniels and Golden Retrievers would ever win so I too would not make a good judge!<BR/><BR/>After dinner, we all sat down and watched The Bob Newhart Show, WKRP in Cincinnati and Cheers Thanksgiving episodes. Laughter all around! <BR/><BR/>It was a fun weekend but now there's 7 inches of snow on the ground and it's cold and windy and I want to move away from this frozen tundra immediately! <BR/><BR/>My verification word is mogie! A mint flavored stogie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-945992072474967042008-12-01T07:15:00.000-08:002008-12-01T07:15:00.000-08:00More competitive was the NBC National Dog Show (wh...<I>More competitive was the NBC National Dog Show (which I actually love).</I><BR/><BR/>I watch that, too. I'm a sucker for dog shows, but they ticked me off this year with their editing. The show actually takes place a week before Thanksgiving, so they already knew what dogs won their respective groups. Consequently, they didn't spotlight all the different dogs in the groups.<BR/><BR/>My English Cocker Spaniels and I were very disappointed that their breed representative was skipped!Mary Stellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02186261066656584772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-46602996481633419442008-12-01T06:32:00.000-08:002008-12-01T06:32:00.000-08:00Porn movies have a long tradition of taking mainst...Porn movies have a long tradition of taking mainstream movie titles and changing a word or a few letters to change the meaning.<BR/><BR/>MILK is the first movie I've run across that reversed that processAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23517490257107570402008-12-01T06:10:00.000-08:002008-12-01T06:10:00.000-08:00I got a big kick out of Rick Astley singing on the...I got a big kick out of Rick Astley singing on the float. I haven't seen him in years. He looked so prep when he hit it big, which was a big attraction for me.<BR/><BR/><I>Washington Wizards' head coach Eddie Jordan got word he was fired at 7:30 AM Thanksgiving morning outside the arena as he and his wife were handing out turkeys as part of a Wizards outreach program.</I><BR/><BR/>No, Jordan was notified last Monday morning after delivering Thanksgiving turkeys to the needy with his wife. There's never a good time to fire someone, but despite four playoff appearances in five years the Wizards have a 1-10 record this season with star players like Gilbert Arenas on the injured list and a really weak defensive game. <BR/><BR/>Here is a Washington Post online discussion about Jordan's firing (registration may be required to view it):<BR/><BR/>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2008/11/24/DI2008112401091.htmlCorinnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17724324179898960650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41994547653226938552008-12-01T00:36:00.000-08:002008-12-01T00:36:00.000-08:00The Big Bang Theory has been nailing internet meme...The Big Bang Theory has been nailing internet memes pretty well. And 30 Rock managed 2 (two!) references to Lemon Party. Best one as said by Liz's father Richard: "It's not a Lemon Party without old Dick!"<BR/><BR/>If you don't know what "lemon party" is, I don't recommend you go look it up.Joe W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16894632241919894237noreply@blogger.com