tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post8008672253332208088..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: Why our eyes wander... and where they goBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15996535695985424602007-10-21T18:53:00.000-07:002007-10-21T18:53:00.000-07:00When a man is looking at a woman and his eyes drif...<I>When a man is looking at a woman and his eyes drift downward do not be offended ladies, it’s how we were programmed.</I><BR/><BR/>I don't think anyone disputes men are programmed or have a natural inclination to look at breasts. That's not the issue.<BR/><BR/>The issue is social etiquette/politeness suggests men should stop themselves from looking (no matter how natural or how strong the urge) because it can be considered rude.<BR/><BR/>I'd read about the Nielsen/Norman group study before and found it interesting. But just for the record, men aren't the only people who look at genitalia.<BR/><BR/>I'm female and look at men's crotches. But, again, etiquette requires that I do it secretly because it's rude otherwise. <BR/><BR/>I also look at animal genitalia, not at all in a sexual way, but out of curiosity. If it's in front of me, I'm going to look, and animals don't get offended so no one cares.<BR/><BR/>And why do people keep saying George Brett is handsome? I don't see it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32327743439024173272007-04-03T19:04:00.000-07:002007-04-03T19:04:00.000-07:001-01-0Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55556701038991242202007-04-03T14:36:00.000-07:002007-04-03T14:36:00.000-07:00Diane said..."The only time I can really recall be...<B>Diane said...</B><BR/><BR/><I>"The only time I can really recall being a crotch watcher was when I worked w/ a man who always seemed to have a wet spot on his khaki chinos . . </I><BR/><BR/>Alas, the reason I gave up, "going commando."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63016879359049306912007-04-03T11:18:00.000-07:002007-04-03T11:18:00.000-07:00Men are very competitive by nature. They often ch...Men are very competitive by nature. They often check each other out. It's not a gay thing, they're just "sizing" each other up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55201522958423117822007-04-02T21:39:00.000-07:002007-04-02T21:39:00.000-07:00What a thoroughly illuminating discusssion this ha...What a thoroughly illuminating discusssion this has been! :-)<BR/><BR/>KJCKelly J. Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17616846693843517335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-14519706448971926742007-04-02T20:53:00.000-07:002007-04-02T20:53:00.000-07:00The only time I can really recall being a crotch w...The only time I can really recall being a crotch watcher was when I worked w/ a man who always seemed to have a wet spot on his khaki chinos . . .Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552248284380193013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38741752898380595922007-04-02T18:27:00.000-07:002007-04-02T18:27:00.000-07:00This reminds me of why one should always put the S...This reminds me of why one should always put the Sexual Harassment Forms in a lower drawer...<BR/><BR/>When they ask for a form, simply motion them to the drawer. And as they reach over to get it, check out their ass.Jesse Wendelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15715667821063532925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-78369801971932855412007-04-02T18:02:00.000-07:002007-04-02T18:02:00.000-07:00How many times have I seen a dog being walked and ...How many times have I seen a dog being walked and thought, "Man, that pooch is HUNG!"? Well, never, actually. I was looking at the crotch of the guy walking the dog.<BR/><BR/>Barry Humphries character "Sir Les Patterson", a horny old horndog if ever there was one, routinely describes looking at a beautiful woman thusly, "Being a man, eventually my eyes wandered in the direction of her face. And if that's nice too, it's a bonus!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-9776478781829360862007-04-02T17:58:00.000-07:002007-04-02T17:58:00.000-07:00I once worked with a woman who was a crotch watche...I once worked with a woman who was a crotch watcher. That's the first place her eyes would go if you walked up to her desk.<BR/><BR/>Quite flattering, actually, since I'm a grower not a shower and unaccustomed to that kind of attention.<BR/><BR/>Wasn't my imagination either 'cause I pointed it out to a couple of other guys there and they confirmed it through independent investigation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49265138479034801772007-04-02T15:03:00.000-07:002007-04-02T15:03:00.000-07:00With all due respect to Kelly who, after checking ...With all due respect to Kelly who, after checking out her webpage, seems to be a very talented and lovely woman, as to your request...<BR/><BR/>don't hold your breath.<BR/><BR/>AlaskarayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-83334913239236031862007-04-02T12:56:00.000-07:002007-04-02T12:56:00.000-07:00I for one would like to hear more about Kelly's bo...I for one would like to hear more about Kelly's boobs.<BR/><BR/>Kelly?Tenspeed & Brownshoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05070438538916989398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16280894694653025552007-04-02T12:17:00.000-07:002007-04-02T12:17:00.000-07:00Will all due respect to Kelli J and her boobies......Will all due respect to Kelli J and her boobies...<BR/><BR/>I once did a story on the radio similar to this one...Later that night at home, the phone rings and a friend's incredibly well endowed wife is on the other end...no hello or anything...simply, "what color are my eyes?" And for the only time in my life when I needed an adlib, I came up with one: "You've got eyes?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-7228686461559836712007-04-02T11:37:00.000-07:002007-04-02T11:37:00.000-07:00The awkward stare at my boobies while I'm speaking...The awkward stare at my boobies while I'm speaking...yeah, most of male friends -- and numerous strangers -- do it to me all the time. Short of surgery, I can't really help being a 40-C but I'd really appreciate it if you guys would at least look in the general direction of my face while I'm talking to you. Thanks. ;-)<BR/><BR/>KJCKelly J. Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17616846693843517335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25245572795510492132007-04-02T10:08:00.000-07:002007-04-02T10:08:00.000-07:00I call it 'spring-loaded neck syndrome'. Can't be ...I call it 'spring-loaded neck syndrome'. Can't be helped. But when busted with the refrain"...My face is up here"<BR/><BR/>I don't move my head and say "I've made my choice."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-68986810123935252882007-04-02T07:48:00.000-07:002007-04-02T07:48:00.000-07:00As a National League and Phillies fan, I'd never p...As a National League and Phillies fan, I'd never paid much attention to George Brett, but then he was in pursuit of the .400 batting average and his handsome face was all over the place. I figured seeing him in action was just another bonus to my Phillies making it to the World Series in 1980 -- even though we planned to grind the Royals into the clay. <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, poor George became known in that series not for his hitting prowess or his fielding skills, but for his hemmorhoids. You know he was hoping for a ring on his finger. Instead he ended up with one to sit on.<BR/><BR/>I don't know why guys get a bad rap for checking out women. It's not like we go through life and don't ogle you, too.Mary Stellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02186261066656584772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-81524368183927682312007-04-02T03:36:00.000-07:002007-04-02T03:36:00.000-07:00We spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest ...We spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-45699687098221248242007-04-02T01:40:00.000-07:002007-04-02T01:40:00.000-07:00I'm proud to be a horndog even if some daze can be...I'm proud to be a horndog even if some daze can be ruff.<BR/><BR/>cheers<BR/>MontyWilly B. Goodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00227682391989010006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-29412485844045991492007-04-01T20:29:00.000-07:002007-04-01T20:29:00.000-07:00Have you ever seen sheep genitals? For the love o...Have you ever seen sheep genitals? For the love of God, man...they hang all the way to the ground. They look painful. I was cringing. <BR/><BR/>I saw them at the Ohio State Fair.<BR/><BR/>You could see them from the skyride. Or go into the sheep tent. I did both.<BR/><BR/>Best Wishes From One Crotch Ogler To Another,<BR/><BR/>Seacrest, OUT!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-23173183836542821142007-04-01T19:55:00.000-07:002007-04-01T19:55:00.000-07:00...that explain the popularity of those ice skatin......that explain the popularity of those ice skating shows... <BR/><BR/>Verily, I am, likewise, ashamed...Barefoot Billy Alohahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04586870309250699505noreply@blogger.com