tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post8068463314862649230..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: My worst birthday EVERBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-7496432517907596932016-02-22T13:55:38.748-08:002016-02-22T13:55:38.748-08:00I agree, Bobby. It's like that Steely Dan son...I agree, Bobby. It's like that Steely Dan song -- "Hey 19." Now girls are so young they don't even know who Steely Dan was. :)By Ken Levinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17509608251749532302016-02-22T13:54:36.107-08:002016-02-22T13:54:36.107-08:00I agree, Bobby. It's like that Steely Dan son...I agree, Bobby. It's like that Steely Dan song -- "Hey 19." Now girls are so young they don't even know who Steely Dan was. :)By Ken Levinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-72326007819270638452016-02-22T12:00:02.191-08:002016-02-22T12:00:02.191-08:00It's not how old you are, Ken...("not too...It's not how old you are, Ken...<i>("not too old to learn a few things from you, my lovely Chickadee.")</i> <br />or what you look like...(<b>Mick Jagger</b> is a stunning reflection in Life's Mirror... of <b>Don Knotts</b>) <br />I was recently informed by an attractive 32-year old blonde: it's whether or not you are... fascinating. <br />Actually, as it turned out, it's whether or not SHE THINKS you are... <br />If I was, and I'm senior to you, so you can take my word for it: YOU most certainly <i>are</i>. So march right back out there.<br />(BTW, um... 32 years old for someone with your experience, perception and intelligence... will probably turn out to be "way underaged." <br />Really, you wouldn't wanna. <br />Not vegetable worthy)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714452452411598230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-61341402726639306782011-02-15T21:07:49.513-08:002011-02-15T21:07:49.513-08:00The date of this conversation is the 14th day of t...The date of this conversation is the 14th day of the only month with 28 days. It is metaphoric celebration of the human female menstrual cycle wherein ovulation occurs on day 14. Coincidence? Fertility and sex and associated fringe social creations such as love and promises of eternal monogamy give way to the reality that we live to mate thus keeping the species alive. Say it again!!! We donors dont really care who the recipients are. Attraction can a factor but only til 2AM. I state, hand on bible, every 2AM mating of mine was with a woman who thought she was a porn star and who treated me as if I was one too. That is good enough for me. Godbless you pornstars!!nursetophernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-71046493171706672652010-02-18T04:44:31.909-08:002010-02-18T04:44:31.909-08:00*gasping for oxygen*
That is HILARIOUS.*gasping for oxygen*<br /><br />That is HILARIOUS.Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06794791220323089387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-34504625415121891252010-02-16T06:29:30.066-08:002010-02-16T06:29:30.066-08:00Look on the bright side. If she hadn't said th...Look on the bright side. If she hadn't said that, you wouldn't have such a hilarious story to tell about your 55th birthday.bellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08948452746378319484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12853948972412982472010-02-15T19:11:56.431-08:002010-02-15T19:11:56.431-08:00“Hey, whatever. They’re paying me. I’ll do just ab...<i>“Hey, whatever. They’re paying me. I’ll do just about anything…” and then she added, “As long as it’s not with a guy who’s like 55.”</i><br /><br />Ken, it was late, you were tired. She slurred her words. I'm sure she said, "As long as it's not with a guy whose IQ is like over 55."<br /><br />She didn't want the goats to have competition.Mary Stellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02186261066656584772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-65127496243638004282010-02-15T17:35:55.487-08:002010-02-15T17:35:55.487-08:00I'm over 55 and I STILL LOL. Then I curled up ...I'm over 55 and I STILL LOL. Then I curled up in the fetal position myself. <br /><br />WV: shesti - something to do with that particular young woman, no doubt.Roger Owen Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05298172138307632062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15044607357570426342010-02-15T17:35:51.269-08:002010-02-15T17:35:51.269-08:00At least you've won an Emmy and have been nomi...<i>At least you've won an Emmy and have been nominated several times.</i><br /><br />Adding to Michael's thought, Ken, you would have been fine. All you would have had to do was show the "55?! Ugh!" women your Emmy. ;)<br /><br />WV: colantr - The spelling of Colasanto by someone who criminally doesn't know who Nicholas Colasanto was.Rory L. Aronskyhttp://scrapsofliteracy.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-15555673249988234622010-02-15T16:57:21.484-08:002010-02-15T16:57:21.484-08:00Not as bad as when I asked a girl out and she said...Not as bad as when I asked a girl out and she said "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last thing on the planet" and I replied "Well luckily I'm not the last man on the planet" and she replied "you didn't hear me correctly, I said the last 'THING' on the planet".YEKIMIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921751875397071034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-55987836293505800382010-02-15T16:46:21.294-08:002010-02-15T16:46:21.294-08:00actually, this is good news.
your kinky and fresh...actually, this is good news.<br /><br />your kinky and fresh!GabbyDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-28830148698113750242010-02-15T15:48:41.990-08:002010-02-15T15:48:41.990-08:00egads...that YOU of all people (intelligent, funny...egads...that YOU of all people (intelligent, funny and obviously attractive on so many levels) would even THINK scummy women like porn stars rate in your universe!! Remember that when you sleep w. someone, you're sleeping with everyone they've ever slept with...eeeeeeuuuuuwww. gross.<br /><br />women become porn stars because they are so dumb and untalented they can't do anything else.<br /><br />'nuff said!!ohnooooo!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12712137669337655186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-84355486317838406452010-02-15T13:57:51.913-08:002010-02-15T13:57:51.913-08:00What Rollo saidWhat Rollo saidtbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-70827173881753854472010-02-15T12:52:05.266-08:002010-02-15T12:52:05.266-08:00Thank goodness I'll be 56 in 10 days. I've...Thank goodness I'll be 56 in 10 days. I've been playing handball against the curb for decades and probably had more sex with porn stars than I'd like to mention -- unfortunately they've never been present for the experience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-59070054622799487252010-02-15T11:40:34.577-08:002010-02-15T11:40:34.577-08:00At least you've won an Emmy and have been nomi...At least you've won an Emmy and have been nominated several times. <br /><br />But yeah, it still stings, don't it?Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02657932542572968305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-17656973272006223932010-02-15T11:29:40.913-08:002010-02-15T11:29:40.913-08:00> "Delivery Guy 7: Hold the Pepperoni"...> "Delivery Guy 7: Hold the Pepperoni"<br /><br />And the Academy Award for Best Fake Porn Movie Title goes to...<br /><br />baretent: where you put all the hippies when it rains.Baylinkhttp://tr.im/btonicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25520402152240249212010-02-15T10:53:28.617-08:002010-02-15T10:53:28.617-08:00Grandson: "Hey Grandpa ya gettin' any on ...Grandson: "Hey Grandpa ya gettin' any on the side??"<br /><br />Grandpa: "Wow, It's been so long since I had any, I didn't realize they moved it."<br /><br />yosprob: This ain't a me problem it's yosprob..lemWill Teullivehttp://1527rowland.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-62522092059490835112010-02-15T10:18:41.195-08:002010-02-15T10:18:41.195-08:00Cheer up, Ken... At least she didn't say she&#...Cheer up, Ken... At least she didn't say she'd rather go bowling....Tom Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12959628996361620134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66758459646491053942010-02-15T10:17:09.769-08:002010-02-15T10:17:09.769-08:00Oh, great. I'm 51. 4 years until...Oh, great. I'm 51. 4 years until...Craig Zablohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10350991808928451673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-3973753937614953512010-02-15T09:09:49.192-08:002010-02-15T09:09:49.192-08:00Don't be too hard on the poor girl.
You have t...Don't be too hard on the poor girl.<br />You have to draw the line somewhere.thomas tuckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11619726733721468479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32489859017207106802010-02-15T08:06:55.679-08:002010-02-15T08:06:55.679-08:00Wait'll the AARP hears about this...Wait'll the AARP hears about this...Lairbohttp://www.antfarmersalmanac.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-76225836968174632172010-02-15T07:53:30.295-08:002010-02-15T07:53:30.295-08:00And another thing...
Peronally I think the bar has...And another thing...<br />Peronally I think the bar has always been set a little low. Why is it always porn <i>stars</i>? Why aren't there any just plain porn actresses anymore? Or porn planets? At what point does one reach star status? Frontal? Backal? Oh wait, there goes a porn asteroid.A Buck -everything half off todaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-79836765188906252312010-02-15T06:45:33.535-08:002010-02-15T06:45:33.535-08:00LOL... at least you weren't double penetrated....LOL... at least you weren't double penetrated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-45657452776305703392010-02-15T06:14:49.125-08:002010-02-15T06:14:49.125-08:00Wow, that's harsh. If a pornstar says so it mu...Wow, that's harsh. If a pornstar says so it must be true... Late congratulations to you, Ken!stålarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00997521616329081953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-54113232187849975012010-02-15T06:07:21.595-08:002010-02-15T06:07:21.595-08:00But to be fair, most of us would break off the wed...But to be fair, most of us would break off the wedding engagement the minute we found out our intended was a featured player in "Delivery Guy 7: Hold the Pepperoni".<br /><br />And, when you think about it, do we even have porn stars anymore? I thought professional pornography had been replaced by amateurs on the web, showing that reality shows really did kill everything.<br /><br />wv: "uprecato" -- Another thing porn stars won't do. "Sorry, no uprecato. Not without a stunt double."Charles H. Bryanhttp://www.charleshbryan.comnoreply@blogger.com