tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post8804781552387488221..comments2023-11-03T06:02:02.128-07:00Comments on By Ken Levine: This is why you need to follow me on TWITTERBy Ken Levinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-16714198260957168062011-01-11T07:33:16.637-08:002011-01-11T07:33:16.637-08:00Watched last night's episode of Men of a Certa...Watched last night's episode of Men of a Certain Age - kept thinking of this awesome post.Pamela Jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06135379188588301400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-35153839432811097392009-06-04T09:57:42.685-07:002009-06-04T09:57:42.685-07:00Okay, this is not a joke. My husband was watching ...Okay, this is not a joke. My husband was watching me read this from another room and he brought me a box of tissues and asked what had gotten me so upset. Apparently weeping with laughter when you are reading something looks just like weeping with anguish when you are reading something. My next tweet: just finished weeping over Ken Levine's twitter parody.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03755505827111205330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-89420310300758186522009-04-29T06:54:00.000-07:002009-04-29T06:54:00.000-07:00@anonymous: there's no Warp 15. Epic fail @ being ...@anonymous: there's no Warp 15. Epic fail @ being a nerd.<br />@Ken: you know there's twitter for almost every mobile phone. Why carry a laptop with you?<br /><br /> ;-)<br /><br />wv: tratonfe - next year's AI winner! First name TonyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01936042470523695383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-65971647169090268642009-04-27T20:21:00.000-07:002009-04-27T20:21:00.000-07:00And your twitter address is...
or do I have to lo...And your twitter address is...<br /><br />or do I have to look it up?growingupartistshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12399714569663568902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-83808103383995950232009-04-27T20:18:00.000-07:002009-04-27T20:18:00.000-07:00Undergoing my colonoscopy...drifting in and out of...Undergoing my colonoscopy...drifting in and out of my IV drip...owwwwwwwMike Bellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-26717650035278871102009-04-27T18:56:00.000-07:002009-04-27T18:56:00.000-07:00Fox is running a script writing contest.
http://w...Fox is running a script writing contest.<br /><br />http://www.nytvf.com/2008_fox_info.htm<br /><br />What is your take on this? Is it just a place to have your best ideas swiped?Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-18653891484213007652009-04-27T17:16:00.000-07:002009-04-27T17:16:00.000-07:00EXCELLENT!EXCELLENT!Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18015219452269186971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-61961485359616404382009-04-27T13:19:00.000-07:002009-04-27T13:19:00.000-07:00>>Thank God for Twitter! Without that invalu...>>Thank God for Twitter! Without that invaluable service I could never share with friends the really important moment-to-moment details of my life. In case you’re not following me I’ve reassembled the Tweets you most recently missed.<<<br /><br />Thank you, Rockin' Robin.<br /><br />RayAlaskaRaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-12932099495699543732009-04-27T11:31:00.000-07:002009-04-27T11:31:00.000-07:00Never understood the appeal of Twitter feeds that ...Never understood the appeal of Twitter feeds that update you on every movement or bodily function. I find it more interesting to just people evesdrop on my random thoughts on a variety of subjects, not my daily migration patterns: twitter.com/CraigMcNamaraCraig McNamarahttp://craigmwriter.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-41591104652022704542009-04-27T10:28:00.000-07:002009-04-27T10:28:00.000-07:00But if it DID happen that way, instead of Twitter,...But if it DID happen that way, instead of Twitter, shouldn't it be Shitter?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-31353615742002612262009-04-27T08:54:00.000-07:002009-04-27T08:54:00.000-07:00Mmmmm. Phosphosoda. Turns any mortal into a human ...Mmmmm. Phosphosoda. Turns any mortal into a human fire hose.<br /><br />Makes ya do more than tweet.Howard Hoffmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05377628524697677407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-25931166808994989742009-04-27T07:45:00.000-07:002009-04-27T07:45:00.000-07:00KEN LEVINE said...
before I get fifty other reade...<B>KEN LEVINE said...</B> <br /><I>before I get fifty other readers sharing their personal colonoscopy story, I must admit this piece is completely fictional --</I>I apologize. The correct response would have been, "Well, we can <I>dream</I>, can't we?"A. Buck Shorthttp://roger-burke.dailykos.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49503507372013442542009-04-27T06:22:00.000-07:002009-04-27T06:22:00.000-07:00Susan Boyle is Bob Hoskins in dragSusan Boyle is Bob Hoskins in dragLanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15954609919482616108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-77177004382219683472009-04-27T04:40:00.000-07:002009-04-27T04:40:00.000-07:00Ken, I found this post about Dave Barry and his co...Ken, I found this post about Dave Barry and his colonoscopy and just maybe you want to a little more description of your journey. http://ad.vu/azejTony Marianihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06924044520734954667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-38776423463097828112009-04-27T04:28:00.000-07:002009-04-27T04:28:00.000-07:00So...does that mean you also aren't actually s...So...does that mean you also aren't actually selling your house>Paul Ducanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-58140730491052302342009-04-27T03:44:00.000-07:002009-04-27T03:44:00.000-07:00I bet Susan Boyle will age well. At least relative...I bet Susan Boyle will age well. At least relatively speaking...Jack Ruttanhttp://mruttan.canoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-66712538982565404922009-04-27T02:37:00.000-07:002009-04-27T02:37:00.000-07:00and "sspoe" is supposed to be "spoke".
clearly I ...and "sspoe" is supposed to be "spoke".<br /><br />clearly I need to go to bed. Night. Night. Wait. I should Tweet that.D. McEwannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49158144663029082112009-04-27T02:35:00.000-07:002009-04-27T02:35:00.000-07:00sorry about "tootoi"
I hadn't noticed the damn pa...sorry about "tootoi"<br /><br />I hadn't noticed the damn page had moved my WV into the messageD. McEwannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-49479000410683732392009-04-27T02:33:00.000-07:002009-04-27T02:33:00.000-07:00dootoiSo Twitter is all a LIE?
Just saw the M*A*S...dootoiSo Twitter is all a LIE?<br /><br />Just saw the M*A*S*H reunion on the TV LAND awards. Loretta's character should now be called "Flaccid Lips." They've been inflated and deflated so many times, they just look weird. She has not aged well, and I sspoe with her in person just three years ago, so whatever it is, it's accelerating.<br /><br />But she looks better than Bea Arthur.<br /><br />Now about my colonoscopy...D. McEwannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-32028647489818460982009-04-27T02:20:00.000-07:002009-04-27T02:20:00.000-07:00Or is it that the four-camera colonoscopy in front...Or is it that the four-camera colonoscopy in front of a live audience with 140 characters is still cost-prohibitive to produce?A. Buck Shorthttp://roger-burke.dailykos.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63802574580224899042009-04-27T01:59:00.000-07:002009-04-27T01:59:00.000-07:00Before I get fifty other readers sharing their per...Before I get fifty other readers sharing their personal colonoscopy story, I must admit this piece is completely fictional -- a satire on how ridiculously personal and inappropriate a lot of tweets are.By Ken Levinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305293821975250420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-43100441133986162372009-04-27T01:49:00.000-07:002009-04-27T01:49:00.000-07:00Having to have a colonoscopy 4 years in a row I ca...Having to have a colonoscopy 4 years in a row I can sympathize with you. After downing the "liquid volcano in a bottle" I figured I would have at least a 30-45 minutes of peace and be able to walk home from my mom's place to my apartment.....WRONG! I was halfway home when the rumblings began and I bet I would have outrun Carl Lewis as I sprinted home as fast as I could before all hell broke loose.[It's hard to run when you're trying to keep your butthole slammed shut so you can get to the toilet], I went through 7 pairs of underwear, an ENTIRE 12 pack of toilet paper and screaming so loud that deaf people were complaining about the noise. I did not know the human intestinal track was capable of holding so much "stuff", I swear I crapped out stuff that I ate back in the 1980s. My backside was glowing so brightly red from the friction of stuff exiting me at warp 15 you could have used it as a lighthouse beacon. What I would have paid for a 24 pack of Popsicle bomb pops to shove up there to cool things down! Turns out the colonoscopy was the easy part and I REALLY liked the Demerol and other stuff they gave me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-64538584707971478522009-04-26T23:35:00.000-07:002009-04-26T23:35:00.000-07:00I think Twitter was invented so people with a life...I think Twitter was invented so people with a life would have something else to make fun of.Tim W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16860726607106078491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-11142631129052725462009-04-26T22:58:00.000-07:002009-04-26T22:58:00.000-07:00I had first colonoscopy a couple weeks ago. When ...I had first colonoscopy a couple weeks ago. When the nurse was putting the IV into my arm to knock me our, I tried to relax my nerves, and started singing "I Wanna Be Sedated." The doctor (a guy in his late 30's, I think) got a big smile on his face and said "I have that on my iPod, wanna hear it?" So I was knocked out to The Ramones. That young doctor has good musical taste.Rhonda Schneidernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19336675.post-63031883846500133702009-04-26T21:38:00.000-07:002009-04-26T21:38:00.000-07:00I’m at the gynecologist. Catch me on Twatter.I’m at the gynecologist. Catch me on Twatter.Betty from RE/MAXnoreply@blogger.com