Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Oscars in Hawaii

I'm in the only place in the world that TAPE DELAYS the Oscars....by four hours. Is that even possible??? So my review will appear early tomorrow morning. Don't tell me who won.

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  1. Okay...but Rosebud was his sled.

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  2. And Colonel Blake's plane goes down.

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  3. And Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense is dead the whole time.

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  4. Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader, Norman Bates' mother is dead in the attic, and Rick Blaine's uncle is Peter Lorre.

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  5. And Kevin Spacey made the entire story up.

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  6. And the Dread Pirate Robert is really Wesley.

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  7. The chick in the Crying Game is a dude, but she's still hot. And Steven Seagal has a weight problem.

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