Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Bad Band Names II - The Temple of Doom

More bad (and real) band names:

[ g ]

Gefilte Joe and the Fish

Gonoreagan

[ h ]

Headless Marines

Hell Camino

Herpes Cineplex

Hindu Garage Sale

Hitler's Bikini

HIV and the Positives

Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

[ i ]

Inhale Mary

[ j ]

Janitors Against Apartheid

Jehovah's Waitresses

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Jesus Christ Super Fly

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

JFKFC

Jonestown Punch

[ k ]

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kerrigan's Knees

[ l ]

Lack of Afro

Lawn Piranhas

The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

Lee Harvey Keitel

Lesbian Ninjas

Louder Than God

[ m ]

Mao Tse Helen

Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

Max Roach and the Holders

Minnie Pearl's Jam

Mr. Happy and the Genocides

Mussolini Headkick

My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

[ n ]

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

Nervous Christians and the Lions

Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

Not Drowning, Waving

[ p ]

Pabst Smear

Pearl Harbor and the Explosions

Penis DeMilo

Pepto Dismal

Phenobarbidols

Phlegm Fatale

Poultry in Motion

Pretentious Flamedogs

The Pro-Midget Mafia

Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Psycho Sluts from Hell

Pungent Frustration

THE REST OF THE LIST TOMORROW...
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7 comments :

  1. Aaron5/09/2006 10:40 AM

    What's so bad about Pretentious Flamedogs?

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  2. Webs5/09/2006 12:21 PM

    My wife's band has an odd name, but I'm not sure it's a bad name: Disciples of Ursula Big Band.

    (It is, in fact, a big band, with 14 members doing swing, rock, world beat, and anything else that can work with a horn section. You can check them out at the iTunes Music Store.)

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  3. Beth Ciotta5/09/2006 1:36 PM

    Over the years, I've been in a lot of bands. Too often I've been in the position of choosing the name. Always hated that. I'm looking at some of these and thinking--Shoot, why didn't I think of that?

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  4. Anonymous5/09/2006 2:17 PM

    Bad call on "Inhale Mary." It's simple and kinda clever.

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  5. Anonymous5/09/2006 6:20 PM

    As I read this in the office and try not to die from laughter at some of them, I was reminded of a few in Australia during the 80s.
    Who could forget People With Chairs Up Their Noses or Revenge of the Tractor?

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  6. Anonymous5/10/2006 7:08 AM

    We had one round our parts known as Hugh Reed and the Velvet Underpants.

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  7. Dave Olden5/14/2006 8:17 AM

    Saw this handbill taped to a telephone pole, on the way to the cafe:

    "Mouthful of Bees"

    Hummin' along...

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