For those of you wondering if I'm going to disappear from the airwaves now that the Dodgers season is over and there's really no need for Dodger Talk ("Everyone is still on hiatus. Get on the phones. Let's talk about it.") good news. I'll still be hosting the Sunday Night Sports Final every week on Talkradio 790 KABC (also available for your listening pleasure here on the net). 7-10 Pacific Time. Please tune in. Love to have ya.
I hope no one asks me anything about hockey. I know shit about hockey.
I don't know anything about hockey either, but now I'll be sure to call in and ask you all about it.
ReplyDeleteHey... what about that rule change, eh?
ReplyDeleteHere's all you need to know about hockey, it exists solely as a seasoning ground for furture DISNEY ON ICE performers. If you can still skate after getting hit in the ace with a hockey stick, you'll have no trouble skating while dressed in a gigantic Donald Duck head.
ReplyDeleteFor any other info, just ask "America's Number One Hockey Mom" Sarah Palin. After the first week of November she'll have LOTS of free time, and will no longer need to dodge the press.
Cheers
Ken, I saw your partner, David Isaacs name on the credits for Mad Men. Are you not writing for the show as well?
ReplyDeleteSo Ken -- will the loss of Jack Johnson hurt the Kings' playoff chances this year?
ReplyDeleteKen, drop by the Staples Center in November when Alex Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals come into town (they'll also make a stop in Anaheim, though I sense Orange County is a bit out of your way). He's an exceptional player that even a hockey novice can appreciate.
ReplyDeleteOh, and congrats to the Tampa Bay Rays for finally, and thankfully, slaying the New England Evil Empire. A third ALCS comeback and World Series sweep would have made those already overbearing Red Sox fans exponentially more obnoxious. Take "Sweet Caroline" and...
Dumpa Bay has a baseball team too? I'm still trying to figure out why they'rs an NFL football team there.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout them Texas Longhorns?
ReplyDeleteWill you be dropping by K-Earth some Saturday night?
ReplyDeleteI love Tallulah
ReplyDeleteAnd I love yo right back, Sharon darling, unless proposition 8 passes, and my loving you is rendered unconstitutional.
ReplyDeleteCheers.
Here's the hot tip to hockey fakery: Invent some French and Russian names, and mumble them.
ReplyDelete-J.