Thanks SO much to everyone for your lovely comments re yesterday’s post. I’m proud to know me. If you haven’t checked in, I’d still love to know where you are, how you got here, what you want to see, what’s your hat size, that sort of thing?
One way people find this blog is by Googling something that appears here. Some of those search items are…uh, interesting. Here are a few from just this week alone. And you sickos know who you are.
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There are some odd folks out there. These are some of the folks who have found my blog via Googling. I did not make any of these up. What was the person Googling "betty hutton naked breasts" after?
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"Dating for writers" seems to be the linking search to all of those others.
ReplyDeleteAnd I still can't get a date.
90% of people who come to my blog have either searched for oj simpson or gang signs. i'm not quite sure why.
ReplyDeleteI'd say there are a lot of great topics to elaborate on here. Anything but "Seth Rogen sexy".
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling. Hits on my football blog went way up when I did a post on fantasy football leagues in high school and the searches for "high school fantasy" started kicking in from the American Beauty crowd....
ReplyDeleteI'm known among my friends for having a kind of gross sense of humor, but the fact that people are doing a search for the phrase "Attach her head" worries even me. Unless they were interested in Barbie dolls.
ReplyDeleteMy verification word is "carcar." Is today Woody Guthrie's birthday?
I'm at a loss. How do you find out who found your blog via Googling?
ReplyDeleteI only know of people finding me in 2005 when they searched for people in the Keys blogging during the approach of Hurricane Dennis. I'm only aware of that because they wrote and told me.
Potential Friday Question, Ken: Which current show would you like most to write for and/or direct?
I found this site via links from other blogs about writing for TV. I tried it on my RSS feed aggregator and found I was enjoying your posts, so you made the cut (yay!). I'm trying my hand at writing (I have a relatively successful career in a different area of the arts). Keep entertaining me, please.
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I got busy yesterday and didn't check in to acknowledge your anniversary, though I've checked in on similar occasions in the past.
ReplyDeletePlease accept my apology. You are a must-read daily for me.
I posted something like this and all it did was attracted more of "those" kind of people ;-)
ReplyDeleteThen again I've found a use for spam e-mail as I now get all the names for minor characters from spam e-mails
This is a little late, but Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteI've been with you for two years - I think I linked to you from Huffington Post - either that or I googled "Bad Motel In Palm Springs"
As always you remain my first blog in the morning, and my last blog at night. Thank you for two great years!
"Frost McKee, World Record of memorizing playing cards" This is instructive. Always be specific when Googling. Otherwise, you get countless unwanted hits. In this case, for the thousands of other Frost McKees in the world.
ReplyDeleteI noticed recently that as you type something into the Google search bar, it pulls down a list of common searches. When I typed Ken Levine, the second listing was "Ken Levine enemy of comedy," which has 54,400 results. Don't panic, Ken -- it appears to refer to a comment you made about Heather Graham.
Great blog, never miss it (oh, except for the occasional baseball post). Congrats!
All right, Ken, since you're still asking...I'm on the other side of the TV biz. I do master control, and I've run some of the shows you've written. I think "radio jingles" was the search that brought me here, and your site, in turn, brought me to your friend Earl Pomerantz's blog (I've run some of his shows, too). You're both daily reading. Good to see how the other half lives.
ReplyDeleteNice to know I can still be a hit if my blog only has one reader. I feel validated now. Maybe by the time I've hit 3 years I'll be up to...I don't know, maybe two!
Hmmm....trying to draw some hits to my blog. Maybe if I wrote something about "tipping etiquette massage happy" my counter might get a happy ending. Then again, maybe not.
ReplyDeleteForgot to say in your anniversary post that I'm from South Carolina.
Recently I've had "Mindy Cohn Nude" turn up. Several times. There's not much I can add to that.
ReplyDeleteGosh. . .found your blog via a friend who suggested it. As a (former) comedy writer I was immediately interested and have found laughs and fun suggestions while reading the blog.
ReplyDeleteFrom LA area and love the obtuse intelligent and witty types of humor. Meaning, I can't stand adam sandler.
"silent era actor who designed applied all of his own make up and stunts"
ReplyDeleteHow exactly does one apply his own stunt?
Congrats on the three years.
ReplyDeleteRemember the one reader from Qatar? That was me. Yeah.
I believe I found your blog when I was looking up writers of my favorite show.
I'm a journalism student at USC, also taking a Cinema minor, and thoroughly enjoy your posts.
"Sabrina Teen Witch love scenes"? Make those love scenes with Zelda, played by the luscious Beth Broderick, and you might have something.
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I get a lot of "shirtless"--as in "Eddie Steeples shirtless," "Tom Bergeron shirtless," "Mark Cuban shirtless."
ReplyDeleteYou're right--there are a lot of sick people out there!
"Verification word: "coroc." One-half of a fictional bird. Find its egg and restore Kathryn Grant to her full size."
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