1. When I worked at Wallichs Music City, an LA record store, in the 60’s I used to throw Neil Young out of the listening booths for smoking pot. Once every two weeks. If only he had shared!
2. Ann Jillian was my childhood friend (and still is).
3. As a teenager I was offered a job writing for LAUGH-IN. I declined in order to go to college. So I missed my chance to write comedy for Richard Nixon.
4. I’m an idiot savant trivia expert when it comes to Top 40 music of the 60’s. Titles, artists, even labels – I pretty much remember them all. Is it any wonder my sex life in high school was nil? Ask Ann Jillian.
5. And finally – O.J. Simpson was at my wedding. Now this requires explaining. He wasn’t invited. We got married in the outdoor patio of the Beverly Hills Hotel. O.J. had just finished playing a game of tennis, saw the ceremony going on and stood in the back and watched. He wasn’t there for the reception however. He was probably breaking into our room.
I would have preferred to write comedy for Ann Jillian, personally. She's actually funny . . .
ReplyDeleteKen ...titles, artists, labels...but did you know the songs on the B sides? and the colors of the labels?
ReplyDeleteThat used to be my specialty :>)
Bob Wilson
Color of labels yes. B-sides no.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, Ken, if you had played your cards right, you might have been Kurt Russell. Or at least Gus Trikonis.
ReplyDeletewv: "ovary" (as Jack Paar would say, I kid you not; that's what actually came up). Speaking of Goldie Hawn, or if the rumors are true, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez...
Thirty years ago, a friend and I would play "name that tune" in our music library/prod studio. And he would not only name the title and artist, but also the color of the label. It was only after I'd left the station that he told me he could see the reflection of the turntable on the prod room's glass wall. Talent, in this case, was nothing more than a cheap trick.
ReplyDeletewv: tostec (the cool new way to make toast) Nowhere near as interesting as ovary.
OK, (no Google access now) what's the flip side of Larry Verne's "Mr. Custer" the 1960 hit?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I know these things? Is there a special place in heaven for me called, "Dumbhead Place?"
Gosh, this is fun stuff to know...
So,OJ was @ your wedding. Whoa. Please tell us that your wife has never given you gloves or Bruno Magli shoes as presents. For her sake ....
ReplyDeleteKen:
ReplyDeleteForgive me if this is recounted elsewhere (I've been reading your blog for a while, but not since the beginning)...
...but what qualified you, i.e., what had you actually done, as a teenager, to be offered a job writing for what was one of the hottest TV shows of its time, "LAUGH-IN"?
Very curious,
Gib
My wife's ex-husband had the same talent you do with 1960s music, Ken. Not that she misses it. But what distresses her is that I can do that for country music of the 1960s.
ReplyDeleteThe slogan on the Swan Records label ("She Loves You" by the Beatles) was...?
ReplyDelete(And LAUGH-IN? That's really TMI, Ken. Brrrr.)
WV: rutritu - What Scooby Doo says when he wants to know what's with you.
Great posts: Leaves room for lots of quips and jokes, but I'll leave that to the professionals.
ReplyDeleteAt the time of LAUGH-IN, I was working at KMPC radio as a sports intern. I was also writing material for Gary Owens who was their afternoon disc jockey. Gary of course, was also on LAUGH-IN. He gave some of my stuff to George Schlautter who was impressed enough to want to bring me aboard.
ReplyDeleteBut it would have meant losing my school deferment and I'd be trading LAUGH-IN for Viet Nam.
Five things, and a great punch line to boot!
ReplyDeleteI always loved "Jennifer Slept Here," and "It's a Living."
ReplyDeleteI'm really glad I never had any child hood friends that hot.
I used to know Title, Artist, Album Name, Year (occasionally label, rarely b-side - I got my stuff from Casey Kasem) but that was in the 70s and early 80s, and now it's been pushed out by, in this order, Bible verses and Television show facts.
ReplyDeleteSome of it I can still pull up. Some would take me forever.
Saddest part? I know the lyrics to Weird Al Parodies of original songs I've never heard.
(and I didn't have MTV till 1989 by which time I didn't care enough to watch it. I've seen very few music videos)
Did Ann Jillian share any stories with you on the playground (or wherever) when she was on-set?
ReplyDelete(when she was a child actress, most notably in the film version of GYPSY, alongside Rosalind Russell...and Natalie Wood)
Pamela Jaye said:
ReplyDeleteSaddest part? I know the lyrics to Weird Al Parodies of original songs I've never heard.
Is that sadder than the fact that my friends and I went to a Weird Al concert in NYC eons ago?
Never saw Michael Jackson in concert but saw Weird Al parody his songs live.
Yep. That's sad.
Lots of us are into that sixties oldies minutia detail trivia stuff. You'd love Kent Kotal's Forgotten Hits website, and his blog page, and his email newsletters. Heck, most of us still hear Bill Drake's, Gary Owen's, and all the WLS DJ's voices in our heads when we (attempt) sleep.
ReplyDeleteNot all songs, but I got pretty good at Beatles running times; one could tell the difference between the US Penny Lane and the Canadian because the latter was slightly longer, a full 3:00.
ReplyDeleteKnowing this hurts my head.
Yes, and another friend of mine, who's done mornings in several major markets, once said that you can point out the radio person in a restaurant. He's the one talking up the songs on the jukebox and hitting the post!
ReplyDeleteSo is OJ in any of your wedding pictures? If so, do you show them to people without comment and wait for the "What the hell...?" reaction?
ReplyDeleteKen:
ReplyDeleteThanks for the follow-up about "LAUGH-IN".
I know it was a different era, but it's still amazing George Schlatter would offer any kind of writing job on one of TV's top shows to a teenager. Is there even a remote chance that could happen today? Hard to imagine...
...especially in an era when it seems an adolescent is much more likely to get a network job.
Gib
I could easily see sketch shows hiring a teenager if he had the goods. Why not? It would be harder to land a sitcom staff job because more training is involved but sure, if a 19 year old has the requisite talent I think he's got a shot. He'd be quite an investment. If he's good at 19 imagine how much better he'll be at 25.
ReplyDeleteSeth Rogen worked as a writer for Undeclared at age 18 or 19. Seems to have worked out well for him and Apatow, whether or not they're your thing.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Niel Young, I saw a show earlier today about model trains. Young is a big fan and collector of these great old toys. And speaking of that, do kids play with trains today? None of the young punks I work with do nor did they when they were growing up.
ReplyDeleteI meant Neil Young. Gotta learn to poorfread.
ReplyDeleteFYI - Your old friend in the Albany, NY area tomorrow: SEX SYMBOL TURNED SURVIVOR: Ann Jillian brings hopeful cancer message to region
ReplyDeleteNEIL YOUNG!!!!!! Ken, I LOVE Neil. LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you really kick him out?!? Come on, p l e a s e tell me you guys smoked pot together!?!
Ken Levine and Neil Young!
Excellent.