I can’t get enough of these HuffPost Headlines for the important stories YOU need to follow. Just from today…Charlize Theron Kisses Woman For $140,000
Billy Mays' Son Sponsoring Contest For Halloween Costumes Of His Dead Dad
Edward Norton's Maasai Marathon, Twitter & Vaselined Nipples
Diddy's Brazilian Vacation: 'Ass! Ass! Ass!'
Faizon Love: No Sock In 'Couples Retreat' Nude Scene
David Cross: I Snorted Cocaine 40 Feet From Obama
A free society depends upon the populace remaining informed.
Hell, I kissed a woman for $25.
ReplyDeleteThat's the least she would accept!
Forgive my ignorance, but in the last sentence, shouldn't that br "populace" ?
ReplyDelete... just like it should be "be" in my question ....
ReplyDeleteNo, pardon my ignorance for not knowing how to spell.
ReplyDeleteWith heart surgery scheduled for tomorrow, a prayer for Earl Pomerantz at this point would be a good thing.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Emily. Just wait. My next post, which I'm writing now, will address exactly that.
ReplyDeleteCharlize Theron can be undersold. Today ONLY, I will kiss TWO women, for $10,000. Quick! While supplies last!
ReplyDelete"Charlize Theron Kisses Woman For $140,000"
ReplyDeleteWho paid who?... I would have let her have her way with me for considerably less...
Did Obama declare this Hott Girl-on-Girl Month or sumpin'? Girl kisses on 30 Rock, Flash Forward, Heroes & now this.
ReplyDeleteI'm sensing you're getting paid to post Huffington Post links once per week.
ReplyDeleteSurprised you forgot this one...
ReplyDeleteTRACY MORGAN LOVES ANAL SEX, LORNE MICHAELS
No further explanation needed!
Actually I don't get paid to post these headlines. It's just that they're so fucking absurd. I'm a big fan of absurdity. As if you couldn't tell.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why young Mr. Mays needs to create fascimiles of his father..all he has to do is turn on the TV and there's Papa still flogging one thing or another.
ReplyDeleteWV--"wings"--how did the random generator know this is Ken's blog?
I noticed there was nothing on
ReplyDeleteHuffPost about Soupy Sales passing...not famous enough?
Oh well, guess I'll go pack my David Cross lunch box and go to work...maybe while out I'll stumble upon a vintage Jon & Kate table lamp? No I'm not bitter,
I'm just happy that Shauna Sand's sex tape is cleared and America is finally re-discovering true
show-biz talent again.
~ ML ~
yes, i thought of you when I saw this one-two from the past weekend:
ReplyDeleteChuck Todd to Shave Goatee
UPDATE: Chuck Todd Not Shaving Goatee
I honestly thought (still being something of a newbie here) that the HuffPost posts were fictitious -- absurd, absolutely -- but not possibly worthy of actuall publication somewhere. But since I refuse ever go where ever it is that this non-sense is posted(especially now that I know these headlines are real), I guess I'll never know for sure if Ken is making this stuff up. Why is it that I once thought that the HuffPost was a ligitimate news feed? And I am by no means conservative. It is a word I find difficult to type.
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