I did this originally as a Tweet but thought it might expand into a fun readership-participation post. This is the kind of crap you'll get if you follow me on Twitter. You don't have to answer them all.
Who, what or which?
Who is more famous? John Denver or Bob Denver
Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long or Kirstie Alley?
Which show was better? THE BOB NEWHART SHOW or NEWHART?
What show is better? MAD MEN or BREAKING BAD?
Who do you love to hate more? Simon Cowell or Ann Coulter?
What’s the most hated team in America? The New York Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys?
What’s better? Coke or Pepsi?
Who’s the best Jr.? Ken Griffey or Sammy Davis?
Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Robocop or a Transformer?
Who is more famous? Carrie Fisher or Eddie Fisher?
Who’s more famous? Sweet Caroline or Caroline Kennedy?
What’s worse? Brussels sprouts or cauliflower?
Who’s better? Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?
Which is better? Mac or PC?
Who’s scarier? Jason or Jigsaw?
Who’s scarier? Faye Dunaway or Sarah Palin?
Who has the better cereal name? Coco Crisp or Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford?
Who’s more annoying? The Progressive Insurance Girl or the Geico lizard?
Who’s a better hitter? Alfonzo Soriano or Carlos Zambrano?
Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart of Conan O’Brien?
Who has the best lousy pizza? Dominos or Pizza Hut?
Who is more famous? Marilu Henner or Mary Lou Retton?
Which is better? Facebook or actually having friends?
Thanks in advance.
fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteBob Denver
Shelley Long
NEWHART
BREAKING BAD
Simon Cowell
Dallas Cowboys
Coke
Sammy Davis
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Daniel Craig
Mac
Jigsaw?
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Dominos
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends!
Hmm, obviously this is open to massive interpretation, but here's what I think:
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver
Kirstie Alley
Newhart
Breaking Bad
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Ken Griffey (tough, but I'm a Mariners fan through and through)
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
PC
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Sugar Bear Floyd Rayford
the Geico lizard
Alfonzo Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends (since they don't try as hard as possible to sell any information they have about you to the highest bidder)
Who's the best Jr -- clearly Cal Ripken crushes the other two.
ReplyDeleteEliminating the frivelous (sp) ones
ReplyDeleteWho is more famous? John Denver
Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long
Which show was better? THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
Who do you love to hate more? Ann Coulter
What’s the most hated team in America? The New York Yankees
What’s better? RC
Who’s the best Jr.? Carl's
Who is more famous? Eddie Fisher
Who’s more famous? Caroline Kennedy
What’s worse? Cauliflower
Which is better? PC
Who’s more annoying? The Progressive Insurance Girl
Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart
Which is better? Actually having friends
Having friends with weed is better.
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver
ReplyDeleteShelly Long
The Bob Newhart Show
Mad Men
Ann Coulter
Dallas Cowboys
Coke
Sammy Davis
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac
Tie
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Tie
Who?
Jon Stewart
Dominos
Tie
Actually having friends
John Denver, because I've heard of him.
ReplyDeleteNever seen CHEERS.
Never seen either.
Never seen either.
Simon, because I've never heard of the other one,
I'm not in America, and thus have no opinion.
Coke.
Never heard of either.
Transformer.
Carrie Fisher, because I've heard of her.
Sweet Caroline, because I have the song on CD.
Brussels sprouts.
Better at what?
Better at what?
Jigsaw is uglier, and that makes me frightened.
Sarah Palin.
Coco Crisp.
The Progressive Insurance Girl, but that's part of her appeal.
Never heard of either.
Never seen either do comedy.
Dominos.
I've never heard of either, so neither is famous at all.
Actually having friends.
When it came to playing Samantha's husband Darrin on "Bewitched," who was your favorite Dick? York or Sargent?
ReplyDeleteBob Denver
ReplyDeleteShelly
The Bob Newhart Show
Breaking BAd (by miles)
i don't love to hate, but i hate ann coulter
the yankees
coke
sammy
robocop
eddie
sweet caroline (sadly)
like 'em both
sean
mac
sarah palin
sarah palin
coco crisp
lizard
soriano
jon
the hut
retton
friends
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long (by a "long" shot)
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW ("Hi Bob!)
BREAKING BAD
Ann Coulter (vile, so vile I think it might just be performance art) (I actually like Simon Cowell)
The New York Yankees
Coke (Pepsi's too sweet)
Ken Griffey
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery (he's one-note, and Bond is the only note he can hit)
PC
Jason
Sarah Palin (she's even scarier than Jason)
Coco Crisp
Geico lizard
Carlos Zambrano (Big Z!)
Jon Stewart AND Conan O’Brien
Dominos AND Pizza Hut (lousy, that is)
Mary Lou Who?
Friends!! Real ones!
@Frank: Dick York rules!
I knew of Eddie Fisher before Carrie, because my dad long ago showed me a photo of his Hebrew school class (in Philadelphia) that included Eddie. Eddie became a famous singer while my dad was in dental school; no, they didn't stay in touch. Not only are he and my dad the same age, so are Carrie and I. Useless trivial fact for the day.
ReplyDeleteAs for the other items:
John Denver
Shelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
BREAKING BAD (Cranston was often just as fearlessly great in MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE)
Coulter
Cowboys
Coke
Sammy
Transformer
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Connery
Mac (I'm writing this on our secondary Mac, a G4 tower that's nine years old and still up-to-date, running OS X 10.4; bought 2 years ago for $160)
Jason
Palin
Coco Crisp
Lizard
Zambrano
Stewart
Pizza Hut
Henner
Actually having friends
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
BREAKING BAD
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Alfonzo Soriano
Jon Stewart
Dominos
Marilu Henner
actually having friends
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long - by a lot
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
BREAKING BAD
Simon Cowell (I just regular-hate Ann Coulter)
New York Yankees
Coke
Who’s the best Jr.? Write-in vote for Cal Ripken!
Robocop
Eddie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason or Jigsaw? No idea.
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Progressive Insurance Girl (The lizard rocks)
Still Alfonso Soriano, but it's close
Jon Stewart
Dominos
Mary Lou Retton
Actually having friends
Bob Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
MAD MEN
Simon Cowell (I hate Ann more, I just don't love hating anything)
The New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
cauliflower
Sean Connery
Mac
Jigsaw?
Sarah Palin?
Coco Crisp
Progressive Insurance Girl
Alfonzo Soriano or Carlos Zambrano? (Never heard of either_
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut?
Marilu Henner
actually having friends
These are all subjective.
ReplyDeleteDreadful.
ReplyDeleteWhat is funnier - The questions or the answers...
I'm putting my hand up for Breaking Bad because that's the only one I cared about.
ReplyDeleteBob Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
TBNS
Mad Men
Simon Cowell
Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels Sprouts
Sean Connery
PC
Jason
Faye Dunaway
Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford
Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Conan O'Brien
Neither
Mary Lou Retton
Facebook, of course
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long (no contest)
The Bob Newhart Show
no opinion as I've not seen either
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees (but then I'm a Red Sox fan)
Coke
Sammy
Robocop (love him, but Transformer is alien technology, afterall)
Carrie
Sweet Caroline
yuck!
Daniel Craig
Mac
Sarah Palin (she's scarier than either of those two)
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
abstain
abstain
Jon Stewart (Conan isn't funny)
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou
real friends
@gottacook I went to Hebrew School with Jerry Seinfeld and even though our mothers played Mah Jongg, we didn't stay in touch. However, his father (z''l) was way funnier than Jerry (back then).
ReplyDeleteAs for the rest, I'll leave it to the young 'uns to sort through. Great set of questions, Ken. Enjoyed it.
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
NEWHART
MAD MEN
Simon Cowell
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Transformer
Eddie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford?
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends
Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
THE Bob Newhart Show (Hi Bob!)
?
Ms (or is it Mr?) Coulter
Yankees
Coke
Sammy
Robocop
Carrie
Kennedy
ugh - both
Sean
PC
Jason
Sarah
Coco Crisp
Flo
Neither - Jeter
Conan
Pizza Butt
Henner
Real friends
Whom would you rather club into jam with a hickory axe handle: Sean Hannity or Glenn Beck?
ReplyDeleteBob
ReplyDeleteKirstie Alley
Bob Newhart Show
Breaking Bad
Coulter
Yankees
Pepsi
Sammy
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy
Brussels Sprouts
Connery (Craig's good, though)
Mac
Neither.
Faye Dunaway
Coco Crisp
Progressive Lady
Soriano
Stewart
Pizza Hut
Henner
Actual
Which is funnier: The people who had to EXLAIN their answers OR The people who explained their answers thinking they were funny but failed?
ReplyDelete"What’s the most hated team in America? The New York Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys?"
ReplyDeleteI can usually spot a jackass by whether they root for one of these teams despite having never lived in NYC or DAL. Some people just like to follow winners; lot of character in that. Gotta wonder why people love out-of-town dynasties.
If I had to pick, I'd say Dallas, because more people follow the NFL.
The other questions (where I had an opinion)
John Denver (because it's Gilligan that actually famous)
Shelley Long (She was also hilarious this season in a Modern Family guest spot.)
The Bob Newhart Show (because we know that "Newhart" was just a dream that took place during a very long episode of TBNS.)
Ann Coulter (shudder)
Sammy Davis (I saw him a number of years ago when he was on tour with Sinatra. Frank was a snooze, but Sammy was on a mission to entertain.)
Robocop (more exposed metal, and I think Transformers are plastic)
cauliflower (when it's cooked it's stenchy)
Sean Connery (c'mon -- could Craig make that powder leisure thingy look cool?)
PC (it's cheap enough to outweigh it's negatives)
Sarah Palin (shudder again)
Coco Crisp (I once put him on a fantasy team just because of the name. Him and Milton Bradley.)
Geico lizard (The British accent and the twee personality make me want to feed him to my dog.)
Jon Stewart (Not as shrieky, and he doesn't touch his nipples.)
And I couldn't be happier to have provided an explanation of every answer I gave -- I felt it necessary in case this ends up in a Library of Congress archive.
ReplyDeleteWho is more famous? John Denver or Bob Denver
ReplyDeleteJack, I'll go off the board and select Denver Pyle.
Shelley Long
Newhart
Mad Men
Who do you love to hate more? Simon Cowell or Ann Coulter?
Why do I have to pick just one?
The Yankees
When it's ice cold, Coke. When it's cool but not quite cold enough, Pepsi.
Who’s the best Jr.? Ken Griffey or Sammy Davis?
What, no love for Harry Connick?
Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Robocop or a Transformer?
A Transformer, but considering "Transformers" is rusty to begin with...
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline (dah dah dah)
What’s worse? Brussels sprouts or cauliflower?
Yes.
Sean Connery
Which is better? Mac or PC?
Shit, the one blog I was sure would never have a "Mac vs. Windows" debate... Mac
Jigsaw
"President" Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp, but both lose to Milton Bradley in the finals.
The Geico lizard
Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner
Facebook...at least I can unfriend people without too much drama.
John Denver; Shelley Long; NEWHART; MAD MEN; Ann Coulter; The New York Yankees; Coke; Ken Griffey; Transformer; Carrie Fisher; Sweet Caroline; Brussels sprouts; Sean Connery; Mac; Jigsaw; Sarah Palin; Sugar Bear Flyod Rayford; Progressive Insurance Girl; Alfonzo Soriano; Conan O’Brien; Dominos; Marilu Henner; actually having friends
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver; people may know Gilligan but not nec Bob Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
n/a (never seen either)
Ann Coulter, by a WIDE margin
New York Yankees, though I PERSONALLY hate the Dallas Cowboys
Neither Coke or Pepsi
Ken Griffey, Jr., who never sang "I'm over 25 but you can still trust me."
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Caroline Kennedy, who is the reason for the song
Brussels sprouts
Sean Connery
Mac, yet I own a PC?
Jason
Sarah Palin, big time
Coco Crisp
The Progressive Insurance Girl
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
actually having friends
1- Neither. Denver, Colorado is more famous than both of them.
ReplyDelete2-Kirstie Alley [glad she got the job BEFORE her donut eating binge.]
3-Newhart
4-Don't have cable but I know they're both popular, Can't wait for some genius to combine them and we'll have "BREAKING BAD MAD MEN"
5-Ann Coulter. She's the poster child for euthanasia of rabid healthy humans.
6-New York YankMe's
7-Neither. But I will wait till the eventual merger and they combine them and come out with New Poke and then revert to Poke-a-Cola.
8-Neither. Junior Samples from Hee Haw. Call BR-549 to see if I'm right.
9-Robocop.
10-Carrie Fisher.
11-Sweet Caroline Kennedy.
12-Brussel sprouts! How did they ever get past immigration into this country?
13-Sean Connery
14-PC
15-Jigsaw! I almost cut my finger off with one of them.
16-Sarah Palin. Every time I hear her voice it induces a bowel movement.
17-Coco Crisp.
18-The Progressive Insurance Girl. Someone needs to take that price tagger she has and use it to tag her mouth shut.
19-I would have to go with Chris Brown as being the better hitter, although Rhianna might disagree.
20-Jon Stewart. Although I didn't know he was OF Conan.
21-Pizza Slut
22-Marilu Henner
23-Facebook. You can "defriend" someone easier there. To defriend an actual friend, I think you would have to kill them.
When it came to playing Samantha's husband Darrin on "Bewitched," who was your favorite Dick?
ReplyDeletePaul Lynde would have answered "Any guy that has one."
More famous: Bob Denver (I'm assuming anyone who watched Gilligan regularly at least GLANCED at the opening credits.
ReplyDeleteBetter on Cheers: Shelly Long
Better show: The Bob Newhart Show (it was close, but the underrated Bill Dailey clinched it for me)
More hated: Ann Coulter
Soft drink: Coke (oddly enough, I preferred Pepsi as a kid)
Famous Fisher: Carrie
Famous Caroline : Sweet Caroline
Better Bond: Sean Connery
More annoying insurance pitchman: Gecko
Funnier: Jon Stewart
Cheap pizza: Dominos
Actually having friends
The ones I didn't answer I'm still undecided.
Who's more pathetic -- a Chicago Cubs fan or a Buffalo Bills fan? (guilty on both counts)...
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
I'm pretty sure I'm too young for either
MAD MEN
Ann Coulter (there's nobody to hate more)
Dallas Cowboys
Coke (but Diet Pepsi)
Ken Griffey
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Cauliflower!!!
Daniel Craig
Mac
Jason
Sarah Palin!
Sugar Bear Floyd Rayford
Progressive Insurance Girl. That voice...
Soriano
Jon Stewart (love love love)
Dominos
Mary Lou Retton
Actually having friends
Who is more famous? John Denver
ReplyDeleteWho was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long
Which show was better? THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
What show is better? MAD MEN or BREAKING BAD? Have not seen either.
Who do you love to hate more? Ann Coulter? (really wish that she would go away)
What’s the most hated team in America? In Seattle, it's the Pittsburgh Steelers.
What’s better? Coke or Pepsi? Icch.
Who’s the best Jr.? Ken Griffey or Sammy Davis? I'lll just say Sammy because he is Jewish.
Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Both
Who is more famous? I like Joelly, the best.
Who’s more famous? Sweet Caroline
What’s worse? Brussels sprouts or cauliflower? I like both.
Who’s better? Sean Connery or
Which is better? Mac , but personally like the PC
Who’s scarier? Jason or Jigsaw? Don't watch
Who’s scarier? Sarah Palin?
Who has the better cereal name? Coco Crisp, but Milton Bradley is best overall sports name.
Who’s more annoying? The Progressive Insurance Girl
Who’s a better hitter?
Carlos Zambrano
Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart
Who has the best lousy pizza? Dominos
Who is more famous? Marilu Henner or Mary Lou Retton? "Hello Mary Lou" by Ricky Nelson
Which is better? actually having friends? Facebook is engineer by profiteers.
My answers are here.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cleaver way to get people to your Blog, Omnibus!
ReplyDeleteCan't believe anypone would pick Kirstie Alley. That's like preferring a shit sandwich over filet mignon.
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver
ReplyDeleteShelly Long
The Bob Newhart Show
Don't watch either MM or BB
Despise Ann Coulter - an act or not, how DOES she sleep at night??
Cowboys (we're a Yankee family)
Diet Coke but regular Pepsi
Ken
Robocop (I'm guessing that Transformers have some fiberglass and plastic on them)
Carrie Fisher is more my time
Sweet Caroline bomm bomm bomm
I have *dreams* about Daniel Craig...mmmm
PC
Jason
Sarah is more far reaching and thus much SCARIER
Geico lizard
Soriano
Jon Stewart by far
Pizza Hut for its colon cleansing abilities
Henner (in New York because of Broadway)
What's Facebook?
Ken Cooper, the former news anchor at WOBM in Toms River (the last stop on my radio tour of the Monmouth/Ocean market), used to play a game in the newsroom a lot like this called "Who's Worse". A typical example would be "Who's Worse: Richard Simmons, or Gene Simmons?" Made you think sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWV: muslin - YEAH, IT's A REAL WORD... DEAL WITH IT!
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelly Long
Bob Newhart Show
Mad Men
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy Davis
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Cauliflower
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Geico Lizard
Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner
Actual Friends
Bob Denver
ReplyDeleteKirstie Alley?
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW
MAD MEN
Ann Coulter
Dallas Cowboys
Coke or Pepsi?
Ken Griffey
Transformer
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Neither. They are both yummy.
Daniel Craig
Mac or PC
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Geico lizard
Carlos Zambrano
Jon Stewart
Dominos or Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner (great rack)
actually having friends
wv tingesse: a decoy found in water or on the lawn used to lure other fowl or white trash
Who was better on CHEERS? Shelley Long (by far!)
ReplyDeleteWho do you love to hate more? Ann Coulter
Who would get rustier going through a carwash? Robocop
Who is more famous? Carrie Fisher
Who’s more famous? Sweet Caroline
What’s worse? Brussels sprouts
Who’s better? Sean Connery
Which is better? PC
Who’s scarier? Sarah Palin?
Who’s more annoying? The Geico lizard
Who’s funnier? Jon Stewart
Which is better? Actually having friends?
1. Bob Denver. C'mon, it's Gilligan.
ReplyDelete2. Shelley. "Sam & Diane" is an American treasure.
3. The Bob Newhart Show. I hated Darrel and Darrell.
4. My Catholic upbringing precludes me from watching Breaking Bad, so...Mad Men
5. Ann Coulter. Because she knows it, and gets off on it.
6. Yankees. They're still winning.
7. Coke, but Diet Pepsi beats Diet Coke.
8. Rat Pack is trump.
9. I'd say Robocop. Alien technology being superior.
10. No one remembers Eddie Fisher.
11. Sweet Caroline, thanks to that "remix"
12. Brussels sprouts, vile pods of blah.
13. Connery. With both arms behind his back and with a sucking chest wound.
14. Mac. Always has been, always will be.
15. Jason. Hockey masks are generally terrifying.
16. No wire hangers!!!
17. Coco Crisp, because it's cleaner, shorter.
18. I actually like both. I know...
19. Soriano!
20. Stewart is funnier in the format currently in use. O'Brien is a better writer.
21. Probably the Hut. That supreme is pretty gnarly.
22. Mary Lou. Early '80s Gold Medal trumps early '80s sitcom.
23. Facebook, because you don't have to actually talk to them. :-)
Bob Denver
ReplyDelete(Secondary Bob Denver question: Gilligan or Maynard G. Krebs? Personally, I choose Maynard)
Shelley Long
Newhart
Breaking Bad
Ann Coulter
New York Yankees
Coke
Sammy
Robocop
Carrie (but it really depends on the age of the person answering.)
Caroline Kennedy
Cauliflower
Sean Connery (the first, the best)
Mac
Jigsaw
Sarah Palin
Coco Crisp
Progressive Girl
Alfonzo Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Marilu Henner
Actually having friends
John Denver
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
NEWHART
BREAKING BAD
Ann Coulter
Dallas Cowboys
Coke
Ken Griffey
Robocop (but I wish it was a Transformer)
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussels sprouts (mashed cauliflower is GOOD)
Sean Connery
Mac
Jigsaw
Faye Dunaway
Coco Crisp
The Geico lizard?
Alfonzo Soriano
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut
Mary Lou Retton
Actually having friends
So who's tallying the votes? It ain't me...
ReplyDeleteBob Denver, of course. It's not even close.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cleese
I preferred NEWHART.
I love to hate Simon. I just hate Ann. Really, really hate her. if she died in excruciating pain, it would cheer me up.
I'm a Pepsi drinker.
Who is Ken Griffey?
"Who is more famous? Carrie Fisher or Eddie Fisher?" Depends on the age of the audience.
Cauliflour.
"Who’s better? Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?" For what, and at what age? Sean at 30 is better than almost anyone for anything, but he turns 80 this year, so nowadays, I'd rather shag Craig.
To work with: Dunaway. For America: Palin.
Stewart over Conan.
My answer is "Newhart"...to all questions.
ReplyDeleteBob Denver, Bebe Neuwirth over either Shelley or Kirstie, The (Only) Bob Newhart Show (That Matters), Breaking Bad (though both are awesome), I hate (not "love to" hate, what is THAT???) Bill Maher and Kate Gosselin even more, Yankmes, don't drink either- give me Arizona tea (which is made in NY, so calm down, protesters), Robert Downey, Bender, Carrie, Kennedy (accept it), beets, Connery (pre-The Avengers), don't care, Freddie Kruger (original), Gloria Allred's even scarier/more revolting, Coco Crisp, the Geico announcer's even MORE annoying, Zambrano (though it's the Cubs, so what does it matter?), Stewart on TV/Conan live...I'll end it at that!
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver…I’d say. The sick thing is, most Disney Channel kids’ nowadays have never heard of Gilligan’s Island.
ReplyDeleteLoved Long. She carried a scene and the long-winded wording.
Better writing? The original. Funnier? Newhart. The cast of characters were hysterical.
Who do you love to hate more? Simon Cowell or Ann Coulter?
Simon. Both want you to hate them but while Ann blasts politicians, Simon blasts amateur performers and make them cry.
The Yankees. Winning, winning and winning. Everyone lose the underdog.
Which ever soda is on sale that week!
It has to be Sammy. Possibly the greatest entertainer ever. He brought class even to the Rat Pack.
Robocop. A transformer can turn into a car which is…duh…perfect for a carwash.
Of course Carrie. That’s not even a contest. Bobby Fisher would be checkmated too.
Sweet Caroline. The failed wanna-be senator from NY can’t compete with the everyday 7th and 8th innings at Red Sox and Mets games.
Anyone that would eat a Brussel Sprouts, especially when cooked, is no friend of mine.
Connery, by the size of Odd Job’s waist.
Commodore 64!
Jigsaw
Dunaway…haven’t been able to go near a wire hanger since the 1980s.
Coco, because he can play the outfield too.
The Progressive Girl is. At that’s what makes her a great ad trade mark.
This year, Alfonzo. But Carlos will take a walk.
Jon Stewart. Better delivery.
I’d rather eat a soggy cracker with Velveeta than eat that crap.
Mary Lou Retton. Every 4 years she gets a nod from NBC.
Good question. If the cast of FRIENDS had facebook, would they ever go out to the Central Perk?
better late than never?
ReplyDeleteJohn Denver
Shelley Long
BOB Mewhart
Breaking Bad
Simon
Yankees
Coke/Pepsi = same thing
Griffey
Robocop
Carrie Fisher
Sweet Caroline
Brussles sprouts
Sean Connery (but Craig is the best since then)
PC
Jason
Palin
Coco Crisp
Progressive Insurance Girl -- perkiness that needs to be stopped!
Zambrano (ouch!)
Jon Stewart
Pizza Hut (pan pizza doesn't pretend to be like "real" pizza)
Real Friends (usually)
John
ReplyDeleteShelley Long
Newhart
Breaking Bad
Coulter
Yankees
Coke
Griffey
Robocop
Carrie
Kennedy
cauliflower
Sean Connery
Mac
Jason
Palin
Coco Crip
Flo
Soriano
Stewart
Dominos
Retton
actually having friends