As a way of thanking my Twitter followers, I scanned these Tweets so you don't have to.
John Stamos | la-nyc
I love mexico! beautiful country, good 'family' people. off to mexican yoga- whatever that is. about 7 hours ago
Barbara Walters
I am feeling great. about 1 month ago
A month ago? I need an update for my chart.
Paris Hilton
What a fabulous day! Great game! Now back to the hotel for a nap and massage before dinner. :) about 5 hours ago
Randy Jackson
Yo.. Thanks for all the cupcakes
Kim Kardashian | on a plane...
Frozen Hot Chocolate! I'm in heaven!!! about 1 hour ago
Thanks. Just HAD to know that.
Kathy Griffin
Thx u guys! Wait for it...Watch D List Tuesday, get tix 2 come c me on tour, buy my book on pb, buy Maggie's book "TIP IT", call EMMY VOTERS 34 minutes ago
Shameless!
Conan O'Brien | Los Angeles
Today's the 25th anniversary of "Back to the Future" - The movie that popularized DeLoreans, Flux Capacitors, & almost nailing your own mom. about 2 hours ago
I don't follow Jay Leno.
Nicole Richie
Just saw my dad "Shakirrrra" on stage. Someone throw me in a dark hole, Im MORTIFIED! Dad you're embarrassing me! about 16 hours ago
Lauren Conrad
For celebrity living at a fraction of the price, check out LivingSocial!
Jessica Simpson | Los Angeles, CA
O HAPPY DAY!!!! about 7 hours ago
This is why you need to follow her.
The Real Paula Abdul | Los Angeles, CA
This is the only July 3, 2010 that you'll ever live, so make it a phenomenal one! xoxoP about 2 hours ago
Hey, it may be insipid but she did get the date right.
Katy Perry/ under a palm tree
Happy birthday to the biggest goat/witch ever lived,
Huh? What?
RE: Paris Hilton -- one of the news channels just ran a banner saying she'd gotten busted for possession of marijuana.... Wonder if her "dinner" consisted of a bag of Doritos?....
ReplyDeleteThe police just told her she's entitled to one tweet to her attorney...
ReplyDeleteIf Paris Hilton would tweet about the jail experience in South Africa, then I might sign up for Twitter.
ReplyDeleteOTOH, just reading these tweets makes feel stupider.
wv - pressene: Things you do before making a slow scene.
Great to follow a celeb as long as you understand it's probably not that celebrity tweeting. Even it's their actual site, I'm sure it's a publicist 99 per cent of the time.
ReplyDeleteWHOA:: Katy Perry's Tweet has succeeded in making Paula Abdul's Tweet seem Lucid.
ReplyDeleteOh, the Humanity ....
Paris was freed, tho not by the allies. Her traveling companion took the rap and the charges against PH were dropped. Isn't frozen hot choc. an oxymoron...and a heavenly one, at that? Is she vacationing in Waxahachie? WE hold these truths to be self-evident.
ReplyDeleteLarry King
ReplyDeleteFinally free time for that nude cruise
Isn't Katy Perry engaged to the comedian Russell Brand? He's a bit different looking, but the word "goat" doesn't come to mind . .
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ReplyDeleteRegarding Nicole Ritchie's "dad" embarrassing her on stage, here's a bit of reality for her...
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for Lionel's musical prowess, no one would know who the heck she is.
I do have to admire Barbara Walters for her willingness to stay up on these things...my mother is about her age and she just sent her first emal from a notebook computer.
ReplyDeleteConan's the only one of that otherwise sorry-ass bunch worth following AT ALL!
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