Maybe this will finally entice people to follow me on Twitter. That's what this is all about. That's why all these great entertainers have lent their time and talent. I need more Twitter followers so I can maybe get a goddamn book deal. The staple of any telethon is the plate spinner. Ah, but this guy is not just ANY plate spinner. As astounding as it may seem, he can also build a small table! Right there on stage!! You've got to see it to believe it!
I'm tempted to create more Twitter accounts to keep the telethon going.
ReplyDeleteCan't have a decent plate spinner w/out a salad shooter, can we? I have to run out for a while, you know, in the middle of the Interstate. But first, can I introduce the next act?????
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, if never you've been entertained before, it's about to happen again.
This parade of mediocrity is brilliant. I am enthralled and eagerly awaiting the next act.
ReplyDeleteI've been so moved by this telethon that I began a Twitter account.
ReplyDeleteAnd can you believe, as a free gift for joining I received MY VERY OWN BOOK DEAL!
It's times like this that make you realized what we've lost by not having Ed Sullivan.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the baton twirler?
ReplyDeleteI thought I was already following you on Twitter but that was just for the Sitcom Room. I think I'm following you now. Twitter confuses me. Life confuses me. But I still want to see a baton twirler.
Nobody had any clips of Carl Carlsson, the plate spinner par excellence? He was on Ed Sullivan a bunch of times and was a regular on the Boston "Bozo" show that was syndicated around the country.
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