Wednesday, December 21, 2011

This is the kind of fine establishment I want to frequent

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19 comments :

  1. RS Gray12/21/2011 4:12 PM

    Facials cost extra.

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  2. DJ12/21/2011 4:15 PM

    No, they'll just jerk you around...

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  3. Lisa12/21/2011 4:16 PM

    Ick. What exactly is grandly opening?

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  4. An12/21/2011 4:26 PM

    Nails optional.

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  5. Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors12/21/2011 4:37 PM

    What did the sign on the whorehouse say?

    "Beat it, we're closed."

    /rimshot

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  6. Matthias12/21/2011 5:55 PM

    That's in my onetime neighborhood, the Castro in San Francisco. Anybody who knows anything at all about that somewhat risqué locale will probably realize that this is no FAIL but an entirely intentional double-entendre.

    In my book that makes it better, but your mileage may vary...

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  7. Rose12/21/2011 8:31 PM

    Maybe my husband would finally get his nails done!

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  8. Dan Silverman12/21/2011 10:46 PM

    My site is better. SMH.

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  9. Tallulah Morehead12/22/2011 12:37 AM

    Is this what the teabaggers are talking about when they yell "Get a Job!" at people out-of-work thanks to the Bush-ravaged economy?

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  10. HogsAteMySister12/22/2011 3:51 AM

    I've always heard people are happier when they have a job.

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  11. sephim12/22/2011 4:35 AM

    Here is a local engine reconditioning place...

    http://www.yellowpages.com.au/nsw/ashfield/unlimited-head-jobs-13074513-listing.html

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  12. Pat Reeder12/22/2011 5:50 AM

    I'd rather go to the hair stying salon across the street, Blow Job.

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  13. Eric J12/22/2011 9:34 AM

    San Francisco is definitely one of a kind. There used to be a leather shop on Polk called "Hard on Leather". Might still be there. I'd bet the nail salon name was not out of naivete.

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  14. Anonymous12/22/2011 10:16 AM

    Come here often?

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  15. SkippyMom12/22/2011 11:26 AM

    I saw a truck [early 90's] that was affiliated with a crane company. Their slogan was painted on the side. It read: "You can't beat our erections."

    :D

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  16. jbryant12/22/2011 12:28 PM

    SkippyMom: Similarly, when I was teen in a small town in Kentucky, I used to hear radio ads for an area butcher shop. Their slogan: "You can't beat Benny's meat!"

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  17. Lou H.12/22/2011 12:46 PM

    Well, if I want to open a Blackberry store in the Castro, I now know what to name it.

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  18. D. McEwan12/22/2011 1:38 PM

    "HogsAteMySister said...
    I've always heard people are happier when they have a job."

    That 100% depends on what the job they have is.

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  19. crackblind12/22/2011 6:05 PM

    I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9BPTssTWG4

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