With May sweeps about to begin, here are a few things I'd like to see:
PRISON BREAK -- break out already for Chrissakes.
24 -- Let Chloe become head of CTU.
WILL & GRACE -- It's your last chance to get in every bad penis joke there is.
GREY'S ANATOMY -- Now that everyone has slept with everyone else, start sleeping with all the patients.
MY NAME IS EARL -- Transgression #18 Solve the Middle East problem.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES -- Go back to the first year when it was better.
LAW & ORDER -- replace Dennis Farina with Gallagher.
GILMORE GIRLS -- Since it's the last episode series creator Amy Sherman-Palladino will run, move the characters to Macon, Ga. and let the new show runner have to make that work.
The AMAZING RACE -- For the final challenge make both teams have to get through security at LAX in less than an hour.
HOUSE -- Let him get laid already. Have him guest on GREY'S ANATOMY.
LOST -- Find out that the missing characters were just in jail for DUI's in Hawaii.
AMERICAN IDOL -- Make the final original song that both finalists must sing even worse than the last few, if that's humanly possible.
This has nothing to do with the post (sorry, funny HOUSE one though)... but seriously, can we get a behind-the-scenes look at Mannequin 2?
ReplyDeleteI just saw that you wrote it and I'm curious....
Good idea. I will do that soon.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Idol. They have to wear clothes that fit.
ReplyDeleteIf you have Gallagher replace Farina, will we be seeing more investigations that require the use of large fruit and sledgehammers?
ReplyDeleteSuspects are advised to wear a rain slicker.
.... and 4 years later, Chloe does become head of CTU !!
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