I actually new nothing of this until I read your blog. I feel somewhat out of the loop.
I am constantly amazed I am from the same species as people like Woods. I don't have much of an opinion of men who cheat on their wives (how friggin' hard is it to keep it in your pants???), but if you're as big a celebrity as Woods, is it much of a stretch to think that something like that will eventually get out, especially since the internet thing seems to be popular among the lids, now.
That said, I am shocked that this Taiwanese news show somehow got hold of obviously secret classified NSA footage. It makes you realize that they're watching EVERYTHING!
Tiger is going to have a very interesting 2010 at the golf tournaments. When a golfer is at the top of his backswing and starting down, all it takes to ruin the shot is a drunk shouting, "Fire hydrant!"
I don't endorse infidelity, but as a golfer who would like Tiger to surpass the Jack Nicklaus record for major championship wins, the real scandal is that Tiger didn't win a single major tournament this year.
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Mhuway su'! That was entertaining AND informative.
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ReplyDeleteWith all this talk of war in Afghanistan and earthquakes, I didn't know the Sims were in a car accident.
ReplyDeleteI actually new nothing of this until I read your blog. I feel somewhat out of the loop.
ReplyDeleteI am constantly amazed I am from the same species as people like Woods. I don't have much of an opinion of men who cheat on their wives (how friggin' hard is it to keep it in your pants???), but if you're as big a celebrity as Woods, is it much of a stretch to think that something like that will eventually get out, especially since the internet thing seems to be popular among the lids, now.
That said, I am shocked that this Taiwanese news show somehow got hold of obviously secret classified NSA footage. It makes you realize that they're watching EVERYTHING!
I think they miss the point completely, but I sure enjoyed the preview of "Avatars".
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wv: fatio - where overweight people lounge in the sun.
Tiger is going to have a very interesting 2010 at the golf tournaments. When a golfer is at the top of his backswing and starting down, all it takes to ruin the shot is a drunk shouting, "Fire hydrant!"
ReplyDeleteI don't endorse infidelity, but as a golfer who would like Tiger to surpass the Jack Nicklaus record for major championship wins, the real scandal is that Tiger didn't win a single major tournament this year.
What, no hand puppets?
ReplyDeleteWhen a golfer is at the top of his backswing and starting down, all it takes to ruin the shot is a drunk shouting, "Fire hydrant!"
ReplyDeleteNow I've found a reason to stand for hours, watching golfers swing substitute penises. Thanks! ;)
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ReplyDeleteWV: herri- What Tiger was trying to do in the Escalade
What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. Is this what really happened during the accident?
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