A number of you have complained I don't Tweet enough. Others think I'm a toxic unfunny leftist tool. The tweets I can do something about. So as a reward for those who follow me on Twitter I've begun tweeting more -- snide comments, pithy observations, updates on my cholesterol. etc.
Recent tweets have dealt with John Forsythe, Charlie Sheen, wax chocolate Easter bunnies, Kobe Bryant, the Cleveland Indians, that piece-of-shit countdown clock in LOST, and People magazine naming me the "Sexiest Man Alive".
See what you're missing?
I'm not missing a thing. You are on my small list of people I am following.
ReplyDeleteAnd they say writers are shy and insecure.
ReplyDeleteI think you are a toxic FUNNY leftist tool. But what do I know?
ReplyDeleteOK. Maybe NOW I'll follow.
ReplyDeleteWhat's "Twitter"?
ReplyDelete(Thanks, Ken. You're awfully good to us folks -- but that's characteristic of leftist tools.)
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