Sunday, May 11, 2014

Happy Mother's Day to you mothers and queens

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! Especially to the mom of my kids, Debby.

When you think of great mom's, who springs to mind first?  Why, Queen Elizabeth of course! 

In 1991 I was a rookie play-by-play announcer for the Baltimore Orioles. I kept a daily journal that year and sold it as a book. "It's Gone!...No, wait a minute"(my classic home run call unfortunately) was published by Villard and released in ’93. It’s available on Amazon or on a remainder table near you.  Her Majesty attended an Orioles game.  Here is certainly the only Queen Elizabeth baseball story you'll ever read: 
A typical day really, except that the queen of England and the president of the United States attended the game. They saw the A’s win 6-3, although Randy Milligan hit his first home run of the year and then his second.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and His Royal Highness Prince Philip are visiting the United States and wanted to view something that represented the “epitome of America”. That meant either the Shopping Channel or baseball. So our little ol’ ballpark on Thirty-third Street got the nod. The weather was glorious, the traffic horrendous, and the crowd merely moderate (32,501) to see this historic occasion (The queen was not as big a draw as free wristbands.)
The entourage arrived at 6:30 via motorcade and were whisked into a private reception hosted by club owner Eli S. Jacobs (whom I have yet to meet, by the way). The VIP party, which also included Mrs. Bush, baseball commish Fay Vincent (who told me before the game that the role of the commissioner in affairs such as these is “to be seen and then leave”), Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney, Mrs. Secretary of Defense, the Governor of Maryland, the British Foreign Secretary, and a number of the queen’s personal valets, secretaries, and foot stools. They all dined on crab cakes and hot dogs. (What, no crumpets and nachos??).
Everyone lingered over dinner for fifteen minutes, and then the royal party moved on to the Orioles dugout to greet the players of both teams.
I did not get to meet the queen. Jon Miller and I were on the air describing the proceedings. At 7:20 a receiving line of players was rushed through (viewed by the crowd on DiamondVision), and to the horror of the Secret Service, the president escorted Queen Elizabeth (or “Sausage” as Prince Philip calls her) up the top step into the on-deck area in full view of the masses. Personally, I feel Harold Baines would be in greater danger than the queen, but the Secret Service men held their breath just the same. The crowd roared its approval.
From there the royal party repaired back to Mr. Jacobs’ sky box on the mezzanine level just to the left of the press box. They sat comfortably behind bulletproof glass as a high school chorus mangled “God Save the Queen” and “The Star-Spangled Banner” over a sound system wracked by feedback.
They stayed for two whole innings, and I sort of felt bad because they were two very boring innings. Five walks, little action. Really, Your Highness, baseball is not that dull! I wanted her to stay longer, but by 8:45 the motorcade had shuttled her away. I also was hoping to have her stop by our booth and possibly read the “Esskay Meats Out-of-Town Scoreboard,” but that was not to be. See if I vote for her in the next election!
All in all it was a very exciting night. In three previous years in the minors the most important dignitary I ever saw attend a game was the Phillie Phanatic.


dixon said...

"Here is certainly the only Queen Elizabeth baseball story you'll ever read:"

...Unless they make a novelization of .

Dixon said...

Unless they make a novelization of The Naked Gun.

Johnny Walker said...

I just started reading "It's Gone!... No, wait a minute" -- it's excellent so far. Highly recommended.

Scooter Schechtman said...

The queen and Cheney observing from their box. Kind of like the last scene of "Caberet".

Cheryl Marks said...

Boring innings? She's accustomed to watching cricket. I bet she found it so thrilling she asked to leave early because she couldn't handle the drama.

Al in Portland said...

Still get a chuckle over the idea of the queen reading the "Ess-Kay Meats Out-of-Town Scoreboard."
If only she had been taken to Wrigley Field ... can you imagine a meeting with Harry Caray?
"Hey, Queen Elizabeth backwards is Neeuq Htebazile ... holy cow!"

Cap'n Bob said...

I saw the queen when I was a kid. She didn't stop to chat with me, either.

Breadbaker said...

I saw her and Prince Philip getting on the monorail in Seattle once. The ride took less time, I suspect, than any of those walks.