Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Wednesday, December 07, 2022

EP304: More with Levine & Emerson

More with the writing/husband and wife team of Annie Levine & Jonathon Emerson. This week focuses on topics such as the writers room — in person and on Zoom — the current state of comedy, working for Netflix, the enduring popularity of Golden Girls and much more.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2022

EP303: Meet Levine & Emerson

Ken chats with Annie Levine & Jonathon Emerson, the Executive Producers of THE UPSHAWS — the hit Netflix comedy starring Wanda Sykes, Mike Epps, and Kim Fields, going into its third season. Lots of topics on the table including how to break into the business and nepotism (Annie is Ken’s daughter). It’s an informative and very fun discussion.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

EP301: More with writer David Isaacs

Ken and his longtime writing partner, David Isaacs discuss breaking into the business, the dynamics of a good partnership, and tips for making you a better staff writer.

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Wednesday, November 09, 2022

EP300: Episode 300!

In this special episode Ken reunites with his longtime writing partner, David Isaacs, to discuss the future of comedy.

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Wednesday, November 02, 2022

EP299: 555-GIVE

As an experiment, Ken and his writing partner, David Isaacs once wrote a short one-person play. Writing a 20 minute monologue is quite an exercise. Hear the result and hopefully get some laughs.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2022

EP298: The Most Hated Script We Ever Wrote

Ken Levine & David Isaacs once wrote a script that the studio president hated so much he tried to get them booted off the lot. Another delightful feel-good Hollywood story.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2022

EP297: Another Free Association Podcast

From the new FRASIER reboot, to curing the common cold, old movies, and selling a pilot CBS had no intention of making — Ken starts off with one topic and just begins free associating. God knows what else is in this episode. Find out.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2022

EP296: Brian Wilson Part Two

Ken continues his discussion with author/filmmaker, David Leaf on the amazing life of musical genius, Brian Wilson. Lots of good and bad vibrations. If you heard part one I guarantee you’ll listen to part two.

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Wednesday, October 05, 2022

EP295: Brian Wilson and the Price of Genius

Brian Wilson, the creative musical genius of the Beach Boys has led a rollercoaster of a life. One of his closest friends, David Leaf, offers a fascinating and candid portrait of this brilliant but troubled musician.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2022

EP294: Hanging with King Charles and other royal notables

Since the royal family has been front page news these days, Ken discusses his various brushes with royalty and other distinguished world leaders. If there’s a theme it might be irreverence.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2022

EP293: Casting Director, John Levey Part 2

More advice for actors on just what it takes to get that job, and the process of casting several iconic television series. Learn what the business is really like in this fun and informative episode.  

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Wednesday, September 14, 2022

EP292: Meet Casting Director John Levey

John Levey is an award-winning casting director of such iconic shows as THE WEST WING and ER. With great insight and candor he discusses the state of casting today — what producers are looking for, what actors can do to maximize their chances. If you’re an actor this is the episode you can not miss.

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Wednesday, September 07, 2022

EP291: Documentary Filmmaker, John Scheinfeld Part 2

More on the making of documentary films. Getting music clearances, enlisting celebrities, and other assorted stories and tips from award winning filmmaker, John Scheinfeld.

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Tuesday, September 06, 2022

Last Post

I have decided to finally end the blog.  This will be my last post.  After doing this almost daily for close to 16 years it is not a decision I made lightly.  To be honest, I had been contemplating it for about a year.  

There have been 6,850 posts, 188, 330 comments, more than 3,000 Friday Questions answered, and over 42,000,000 visitors over that stretch (of course it could just be 42 people who came back a million times).  

Why am I stepping away?  Well, first of all, I’ve outlived blogs. Mine may be the last one on the internet.  When I started and blogs were the thing, I figured this would be fun to do for a couple of years.  Other bloggers advised I post something new every day as a way to build an audience.  That was a little more work than I had planned but okay.  Eventually the blog took on a life of its own and I found myself posting daily for well over ten years.  I can’t believe I didn’t run out of things to write by 2010.  

But what was once fun has become a chore.  I think I have run out of things to write about, or at least they’re getting much harder to come up with.  I began reducing my schedule hoping that would help, but it hasn’t.  I just feel it’s time.

I’m also involved in a number of other creative pursuits and really want to focus more on those.  The podcast will continue.  I’ve been doing that for six years and nearing 300 weekly episodes.  I thought initially a lot of my blog readers would subscribe to the podcast, but that hasn’t been the case.  I seem to have a largely separate audience for the podcast.  But it’s still out there if you wish to follow me.   I’m also on Twitter (@KenLevine), Instagram (Hollywood and Levine), and from time to time my cartoons will pop up in The New Yorker.  So I’m not David Letterman growing a ZZ Top beard and disappearing into the Ozarks somewhere.  

What I will miss most is you.  I’ve made a number of good friends and have really enjoyed the little community that has formed via the comments section.  Often times I found the comments more interesting than my posts.  So I will miss the daily interaction and your contribution.  

Beyond that, I sincerely hope you got some value out of this sixteen-year labor of love.  You were entertained, maybe learned a writing tip, enjoyed the assorted adventures of my various careers, and looked forward to the occasional photo of Natalie Wood.  

It’s certainly been a fun and rewarding ride; a much longer ride than expected.  

The blog will remain up.  I’ll still post weekly links to new podcast episodes.  And you’re welcome to dive into the archives.  Among the 6,850 posts there are at least 20 that are really good.  

Some people to thank: Howard Hoffman, Lee Goldberg, Cynthia Furey, Mark Evanier, Dan O’Day, Doug McEwan, Larry Gelbart, and all my guest bloggers (that ranged from Aaron Sorkin to Babe Ruth).  

Thank you for your support.  Thank you for allowing some old guy TV writer to be a part of your life.  I wish you all much success, good health, happiness, and projects that bring you as much joy and satisfaction as this blog has provided me.

As hard as it’s been to write this, ending it is even harder.  So I’ve decided to just leave a teddy bear on the bunk and move on, hoping we meet again.  

Thanks again.


Monday, September 05, 2022

Labor Day reflections...

I’ve always hated Labor Day.

It meant the end of summer.  School was starting.  Somehow you never get over that low-grade dread.  (Now a lot of schools begin in August.  That’s nuts!)

But the toughest Labor Days I had were the three years I announced minor league baseball.  Minor league seasons end around Labor Day.  Major League rosters expand and some players are called up to the big leagues.  

I was always depressed because even after 144 games with maybe 2 days off in five months I was sorry to see it end.  That’s when I knew I was a real baseball lover or needed serious help.  

Trying to will myself a positive attitude while looking ahead, at least for twenty years or so we had the Jerry Lewis telethon.  This schmaltz-fest was always good for a few laughs.  Ooooh, the dripping sincerity.  But now that’s gone.

September also once meant the beginning of the new fall TV season.  That’s sort of a joke now since no one watches the networks anymore and shows on various platforms premiere every week.  

Oh well, at least this year I have more January 6 hearings to look forward to.  And the World Series, although now that’s almost a winter event.  

But in any event, Labor Day signals changes.  More on that tomorrow. 

Saturday, September 03, 2022

Weekend Post

Among the many things we learned on MASH was the value of research. Gene Reynolds, the showrunner, loaded us down with transcripts, articles, books, and even maps. The more authentic, the more real you can make your world, the richer and more interesting it will be. During our time on MASH we conducted numerous interviews with doctors, corpsmen, nurses, and soldiers who had served in Korea. And there were five years of interviews before us. Gene and series creator, Larry Gelbart, even took a trip to Korea. Many of the stories we used came right out of the research.  In some cases we had to tone them down.  The real stories were too absurd to be believed. 

On staff we had a medical adviser, a technical adviser, and a military adviser. We had no fashion consultant for Klinger however. The budget was only so large.

But my partner, David Isaacs and I continued to do our homework on future projects. Hey, Paddy Chayefsky used to do extensive research and so does James L. Brooks (although Brooks got it from Gene Reynolds as did we) so you know there's value in it. 

Over the last 15 ½ years of this blog I might have mentioned once, twice at the most, that we wrote the Tom Hanks/John Candy movie VOLUNTEERS. If I didn’t mention it, now you know. The bulk of the film was set in Thailand in 1962. Tom’s character joins the Peace Corps to avoid a gambling debt. So we wanted to know about the Thai culture – what their lives were like, their food, their homes, customs, religion, concerns, etc.

Our producer, Walter, said he knew someone from Thailand who was living out here now. We arranged a dinner with him.

The gentleman, whose name was At (that’s a name we used in the movie) selected the meeting place – the most expensive Thai restaurant in Los Angeles if not the world.

At apparently was a relative of the royal family. He ordered for us. Every dish was scrumptious, but hugely rich. Lobster sauce, and filet mignon, and exotic noodle dishes. We asked what the common folks ate. “This,” At answered. “Really?” I said, “Jungle Curry Pork Ribs, Ginger Whole Seabass, and Crab Meat Noodles?” Yep, he insisted. That’s how the peasants ate.

Except, according to At, there were no peasants. Everyone in Thailand lived in nice homes. I guess the real unfortunate ones didn’t have a view.

We asked how the general population in outlying areas filled their days. Working in rice fields? Taking shelter from the monsoons?   Oh no. They played a lot of sports.

We of course used none of this nonsense in the film but stayed late into the evening asking more questions because we were highly entertained.  Had we used his stuff our movie would have become REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THAILAND.
I’d like to think he was bullshitting us and didn’t actually believe any of the balloon juice he expounded. According to At -- there were no communists or warlords. Many huts had TV (in 1962). Recreational opium was the perfect nightcap after a feast of Lamb with Spicy Lime or Roast Duck with Mint Leaves.

Research is great… as long as its valid. I don’t know whatever happened to At. I do hope he wrote the Thailand page on Wikipedia.


Friday, September 02, 2022

Friday Questions

Propelling you into Labor Day, here are some Friday Questions.

Chad Holmes leads off:

Have you gotten feedback on your critiques of what has gone wrong with the networks and sit-coms in your blog from the top levels that are the targets of those postings over the years and what have they said?

Yes.  I’ve heard from a number of network executives.  Sometimes they disagree with me and lay out their case.  In those instances I usually do a follow-up sharing their position.  

One time I ripped a network’s development slate.  They didn’t pick up a single comedy pilot although they made ten.  I got an email from a high-up executive at that network saying he didn’t want to reveal his identity, but said I was right.  There was something about every pilot that kept them from getting picked up.

I said, “Then you’re hiring the wrong development people, writers, or actors.”  He said, “You’re right.”  

He’s not with that network but he still is a major player today.  I, meanwhile, am still blogging.  

From Brian:

For the Frasier episode “The Show Where Lilith Comes Back”, which you and David wrote, Bebe Neuwirth received hearty laughter and applause when her voice is first heard calling into Frasier’s show. Was Bebe’s appearance kept secret from the studio audience to prompt a genuine reaction of surprise?

Yes.  What’s nice is that her character is so well-known and her voice is so recognizable that the audience picked up on it right away.  

She was also the first character to crossover from CHEERS and I think the audience was particularly delighted about that.  It signaled right away that this was a special episode.  

Bronson Turnquist asks:

What do you think of the recent rise in fast paced joke comedies like Rick and Morty and Archer?

Any comedy that makes a concerted effort to make people really laugh is good in my book. And rare. So I’m all for it.  

And finally, from msdemos:

As a baseball man yourself, who were/are some of the play-by-play and/or color analysts you consider the most "fun" (as opposed to most technically proficient) to listen to ??

Jon Miller of the Giants.  Jason Benetti of the White Sox.  Also Len Kasper of the White Sox.  Howie Rose and Gary Cohen of the Mets.  Andy Freed and Dave Wills of the Rays.  Eric Nadel of the Rangers.  Steve Physioc of the Royals.  Dave O’Brien of the Red Sox.  Dan Schulman of the Blue Jays.  Tom Hamilton of the Guardians (still the Indians as far as I’m concerned).  Bob Uecker of the Brewers.  Dan Orsillo of the Padres, Duane Kuiper of the Giants.  

For analysts:  Mark Grant, Dennis Eckersly, Keith Hernandez, Steve Stone, Darrin Jackson, Mike Krukow, Tommy Hutton, Ron Darling, and then there’s always crazy Rex Hudler.

I’m sure there are others I’m forgetting.  But Jon Miller and Jason Benetti my top two.  

For local TV broadcasts:  White Sox, Giants, Mets.

For local radio broadcasts: Giants, Mets, Rays.

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

EP290: Meet Documentary Filmmaker John Scheinfeld

John Scheinfeld has been producing, writing, and directing documentaries for twenty years. Learn about the fascinating world of documentary films along with some great stories.

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A learning tip

I bumped into a former USC student of mine this weekend.  I had taught a lecture class with a hundred students called “Foundations of Comedy.”  It was a mixture of lectures and screenings.  I taught this course once a year for two years.  This student was in the second class.

For the first class I allowed the students to use their laptops.  In theory, they were taking notes.  I gave a final I thought was ridiculously easy, but what the hell?  It’s supposed to be a fun class, and I didn’t care if everyone got A’s.  Much to my surprise, a good portion of the class did horrible on the final.  B’s and C’s.  If you were awake in class you should have aced it.  

The next year I did not allow computers.  There was a lot of grumbling.  This former student said, “Yes, the class was pretty pissed off at you.”  But what I said to them was “People got C’s last year.  And you have to be a fucking moron to get a C in the Foundations of Comedy.”   This former student said people were unaccustomed to taking notes longhand. This apparently was a major hardship. 

I gave the exact same final.  Practically everybody got an A.   

What a difference it makes when you’re not texting, playing video games, watching TikTok, surfing the web, competing in on-line poker.

So if you’re currently a student, you might give this some thought — especially if you’re currently reading this while in a Calculus class supposedly taking notes. 

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Happy Birthday, Annie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my amazing, funny, talented, compassionate daughter, Annie.  She’s also a spectacular wife, writer, and now mother.  

You have enriched my life in so many ways and I can not love you enough.  

I celebrate your many accomplishments and cheer every time I see your name on television.  My sincere hope is that soon I am known in the industry simply as “Annie Levine’s father.”

Love always,

Annie Levine’s father

Monday, August 29, 2022

Another sign of the changing times

There’s a report that NBC might give back the 10:00 hour to local affiliates and only program two hours of primetime TV a night, a la Fox.  

So let’s see.  First the networks gave up on Saturday night — now showing reruns and newsmagazines and sports.  Then they mostly threw in the towel on Friday nights.   And now NBC is considering dropping 1/3 of it's primetime programming.  

We’re seeing the slow end of broadcast network television as we know it (or soon — knew it).  I would be surprised if there are broadcast networks in three-to-five years.  And if there are, they will just be replaying content that originated on their streaming services (or, in the case of Fox — Tubi).  New NBC shows will premier on Peacock first, not the other way around. 

Cable channels are also in a precarious place.  Cable customers no longer want to pay for channels they don’t watch so they bundle.  As a result, a lot of the niche and fringe cable channels could soon go belly-up.   I'm waiting for the Hallmark Channel to show their Christmas movies all year long. 

It’s the wild wild west out there, folks.  Industry folks were certain streaming was the future, but once Netflix suffered a stock free-fall earlier this year, suddenly streaming no longer looks like such a sure thing.

So what WILL be the future of delivering entertainment to your TV, phone, car, whatever?   Now THERE’S a cliffhanger.  

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Weekend Post


Tourism is always big in Los Angeles, especially during the summer. Local residents on the Westside are used to seeing kids stand out on Sunset Blvd. selling maps to the stars’ homes. Hollywood locals take it for granted that a thousand nimrods in Bermuda shorts will be milling about Grauman’s Chinese Theater and getting selfies with Spiderman or a guy dressed like Marilyn Monroe. And double-decked tour buses clogging up left hand lanes is a city staple.

But this year, for some reason, I am seeing way more tour buses. It’s almost one-to-one Hollywood Tour vans and parking enforcement vehicles. Why there are so many more tour buses these days I do not know. Especially since…

There is nothing to see.

Not really.

One tour takes you by the homes of the stars. But stars don’t live in Beverly Hills anymore. They used to. You could drive by Jack Benny’s house, and Lucille Ball’s, and Ronald Colman’s but the chances of actually seeing them have breakfast or watering the lawn is rather slim since they’re dead. And how many of you even know who Ronald Colman was? You’re driving by lawyers’ homes and guys who own furniture warehouses.

Stars live secluded in canyons and beach colonies and Upper Manhattan. Their compounds are gated. And would you even know the difference? If a tour guide took you to Bel Air, pointed to a gate, and said this is where Tom Cruise lives, how would you know it’s not really where the owner of Starlight Tours lives? Or a military academy?

As for stars’ hangouts – you don’t need a tour bus. Just go to Maestro’s or Spago’s or any super expensive chic eatery. The classic Hollywood haunts like Chasen’s, Perino’s, the Brown Derby, Scandia, Le Dome, Morton’s – they’re long gone. Sure, you can still go to Pink’s Hot Dogs as Orson Welles frequently did, but you’ll suffer the same fate as him. Musso & Frank’s is still open, and it’s worth seeing, but the only movie stars you’ll see there now are celebrating their 105th birthdays. Over the years I’ve seen dozens of big stars in LA restaurants, but they’ve all closed. Perhaps I should start a tour: “Where Robert Duvall, LaToya Jackson, and Dustin Hoffman used to eat.”

Will you see stars shopping in Beverly Hills? Maybe. You’ll more likely see their personal assistants.

These tours also show you “locations” from movies and TV shows. The truth is after a hundred years of movie making, every street and location has been used at least once. So the Coffee Bean you’re in right now was once a hamburger stand used in FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH. The street you just crossed was seen in an Allstate commercial back in 1967. The actual house used on BLESS THIS HOUSE might be right around the corner. Just assume it is.

LA is a great vacation destination.  Lots of fun things to see and do.   Disneyland, Dodger Stadium, the Venice Beach walk, Universal, the Grove, Farmer's Market, LACMA, Costco. If you want to see television shows you can write to the networks.  TV tickets are free.  And there are kiosks in tourist locations like the Grove that offer these tickets.  Some shows that were locked down due to the pandemic are starting to welcome studio audiences again. 

But the bottom line is this: You want to see big movie stars? You want to see A-list celebrities? Come back in the winter and go to a Lakers game.

Friday, August 26, 2022

Friday Questions

Wrapping up August with Friday Questions.

Kendall Rivers leads off.

Been watching a lot of Cheers and Frasier lately and I'm curious about writing for Frasier Crane in both shows. Which version of the character did you and David enjoy writing for more?

We wrote him the same way in both series.  I’ve told this story before (by now I've told every story before) but as FRASIER progressed his speech got more florid.  David and I got an assignment and decided to write him the way we always had and figured they could just add the curlicues if they felt they needed to.  When we turned in our script the shows creators said to the staff “This is Frasier.  We’ve drifted away a little.  Go back to this.”  

But as a character, Frasier was certainly richer and more layered in his own series.  

Brian Phillips queries:

Reading about the Dick Van Dyke Show, a show was in rehearsal and word got to the set, President Kennedy was shot. Carl Reiner stopped the show and sent everyone home.

Has there ever been a case where a show you were involved with stopped rehearsals?

Yes.  David Isaacs and I had written an episode of BECKER that was in production when 9-11 happened.   

As with THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW, everyone went home for a few days and the show was not shot in front of a studio audience.  I believe it’s the only episode of BECKER not shot with an audience.  

By the way, it’s the episode where Becker has to take an MRI.  The episode is entitled "Get Me Out of Here" if you want to run to whatever platform it's on and watch it. 

Matt asks:

What do you do when you write for a specific actor, but then the actor becomes unavailable?

We were watching COACH one night and it hit me that Hayden Fox sounds like, acts like, probably could've been played by Dabney Coleman rather than Craig T. Nelson. So I looked it up and sure enough, Barry Kemp wrote the part for Coleman. But when it came time to do the show, Coleman was already cast for BUFFALO BILL.

So as a writer or even Executive Producer (or both), what do you do when you write a part for an actor and that actor is no longer available? Do you go out and find a similar actor (as they did with Craig T. Nelson) or do you rewrite the part in a more general way to attract a wider range of actors

You have two choices.  Find another actor who you can slot in, or rewrite to fit the actor you do hire.  

We were casting a pilot once and wrote a part for a specific actor in mind.  He came in and read and pretty much read it exactly as we pictured it.  When he left, David and I turned to each other and said, “I think we can get someone better.”  And we did.

Finally, from Rappin' Rodney:

Ken, what's your take on shows/movies that have long, slow parts? When they linger on a scene or image for far too long without anything further in it that moves the plot forward. What is the writer/director trying to tell us? Is it just to add atmosphere? Is it ever just trying to pad screentime? I think what bugs me most about those parts is not just the slow scene itself, but the implication that as the viewer there's something wrong with me if I don't want to sit through it: that I'm some ADD-addled teen that can't appreciate "art." But if there's a chance that's true, what art am I missing?

For the most part I think it’s indulgent and pretentious.  BREAKING BAD established that and it was fine and somewhat unique for the first few times.  But I didn’t tune in to see the New Mexico desert.  One or two quick establishing shots and I’m like “I’ve got it. Get to the story.”   

That’s one of the reasons I can’t stand Terrance Malick movies.  They’re just filled with long atmospheric beauty shots that mean nothing.  It seems stupid to have to pay to be bored.  

What’s your Friday Question? 


Wednesday, August 24, 2022

EP289: Comedy Writer Earl Pomerantz

This week Ken replays his interview with Earl Pomerantz from 2018. Earl was an Emmy winning comedy writer who sadly passed away in 2020. He was insightful, very funny, with a unique voice. With appreciation — here again is Earl Pomerantz.

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Everything old is brought back as new

One night last week I went on DEADLINE, the Hollywood trade site.  And here’s what I learned.

There’s a new cast in the Broadway revival of FUNNY GIRL.

There may be a revival of Reba McEntire’s REBA.

An ALLY MCBEAL sequel is in the works.

Warner Brothers is looking to another OCEAN’S ELEVEN reboot.  

There’s a FERRIS BEULLER’S DAY OFF spinoff being developed.  

Casting updates are announced on the SEX AND THE CITY sequel.  

Can the entertainment industry do anything original anymore?   There is so much product out there that networks and studios and Broadway feel they need a recognizable brand going in.  But it comes at the expense of original material.  

Still, if I’m being honest, I can’t wait for the sequel of JUSTIFIED.  

Monday, August 22, 2022

Room writing vs. real writing

Chris asked a Friday Question that became an entire Monday and Tuesday post.

I know you're a big believer in the writer's room, as is Chuck Lorre. However, he recently discussed the risk of losing one's one voice in that system with regard to going back on writing on his own for The Kominsky Method

He describes many frustrating moments during the writing of The Kominsky Method when he was ready to throw his hands up and quit, because he had thought he'd lost the skill of writing on his own. What's your take on that? Is it like riding a bike or is there a real risk there?

Well, first of all there’s no denying Chuck Lorre’s success with the gangbang method of writing of sitcoms.  No one writer does a draft.  Everything is room written.  And for Chuck it's worked out spectacularly.  So you can't knock success. 

But I hate it.

I certainly don’t mind room writing when rewriting scripts.  And considering the time crunch (you don’t go home until the script is finished because the cast arrives at 9 the next morning), it’s an effective and efficient way of working.

But not for first drafts.  You hope as a writer you’re more than just a room joke guy, and essentially that’s all everyone is reduced to in a gangbang environment.  The stories are flimsy at best and there is rarely any genuine emotion.  So it’s just a joke fest.  And Chuck Lorre shows are funny.  He hires good joke writers.

But to be a writer means you have to have your voice.  You have to wrestle and solve story problems.  You can’t just sit back and let the other 10 people in the room solve it. You have to come up with that big joke to button a scene.  You have to orchestrate that nice moment between your two leads that feels organic and earned.  When the draft is too long you have to decide what to cut.   When you hit a roadblock you have to navigate around it yourself. 

I remember when I was directing DHARMA & GREG, another Chuck Lorre show that was gangbanged, I talked to one of the writers at the wrap party and he was very concerned that after two years of this he didn’t know he could still write a script on his own.  It’s a real concern.  And no, it’s not like riding a bicycle.  You’ve got to tackle the script yourself and that takes a certain amount of confidence — confidence that is undercut by two years of doing nothing more than pitching jokes.  

There are some great room writers who excel at pitching jokes during writing sessions.  They’re fast and funny and prolific.  Some of them write horrible drafts.  (They’re like basketball players who can shoot but not play defense.)   And it’s great to have one or two on your staff.

But there are other writers who are uncomfortable in the room but turn out great drafts.  Shy writers like Neil Simon.  I also want two of those on my staff.   And if I had to choose of the two which was the more valuable — on my staff it would be the Neil Simon writer.   I’m liable to get more heart, and depth in their scripts.  Jokes we can add.

And the writers will grow and become better the more drafts they write.  Another part of my job as a show runner is to groom writers.  

Unfortunately, I don’t have a show and seriously doubt if I will in the future.  So it’s just one man’s opinion.  But you asked.

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Weekend Post

I think I need therapy based on a very disturbing dream I had last night. (No, it wasn't that you didn't buy my book.)

First, I should mention that I’m not a great dancer. You know when clothes get clogged in your washing machine during the rinse cycle and the whole machine shakes so violently you think it’s going to break? That’s me during slow dances.

But back to dreams. They’re supposed to provide you with wish fulfillment. You’re making love to that one unobtainable person you lust after. You’re a superhero and you can fly. You’re at a Mariners World Series game (okay, that’s maybe too crazy). In any event, unconscious desires often get played out in the privacy and safety of dreams (your Democrat friends are not going to kill you because Marjorie Taylor Greene is your nightly dominatrix).

Anyway, last night I dreamed I was at some party in a ballroom and there was a large dance floor. Very SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER. (My dreams do have good art direction, I will say that.)  No one was dancing, but in the dream I thought to myself, “Boy, wouldn’t it be great if I could go out there and bust some moves? Wouldn’t it be cool if I were suddenly Fred Astaire?” I sighed and that was that.

When I woke up I thought, “Hey, I shouldn’t be WISHING to dance in the dream. I should be actually DOING it.” If I can't dance in my own fucking dream then when can I?

How pathetic am I that my fantasy is to wish for something? And that’s when I realized I was in need of professional help.

Now this could just be a by-product of being a writer. I’m used to playing out cool scenarios, but only on the page. Highly paid actors get to do the steamy love scenes I construct – not me. Actors get the big laughs. Actors light up the dance floor.  I get network notes. 

Here's another dream I once had.  This was back in the days I was writing for MASH: I was with Alan Alda and David Ogden Stiers. We were just talking. And then, at one point I stopped them and said, “No, David you say this, and then Alan, you say that.” I was rewriting people’s dialog in my dream. This too is not normal.

I hope to eventually work through these nocturnal issues. I long for the days I can actively play out my fantasies. I’ll let you know if that’s what I wish for in my dreams tonight.


Friday, August 19, 2022

Friday Questions

More Friday Questions to begin your summer weekend.

Roderick Allmanson leads off.

I hear a lot of show creators talk about writing improv into their scripts - not Curb Your Enthusiasm style, but just leaving spots blank and counting on actors to come up with something funny in the moment. What is the utility of improv vs. scripted reactions and how common is that?

Well, first of all you need expert improvisers.  If you had Robin Williams or Fred Willard (pictured above) you could be reasonably assured that the material they came with up would be usable.  And there are certainly others who are also incredibly gifted in that area.  I love improv.  I’m still in a weekly improv workshop.  I should be much better at it than I am after all these years.

But I find, for the most part, when you allow improv it results in very uneven scripts.  There’s filler, there’s dead spots, there’s repetition.   There may be moments of inspired hilarity, but there may also be subpar episodes.  

It’s that way in live improv shows, but the audience cuts the performers some slack because they know it’s off the cuff.  Not so on a semi-scripted fully produced TV show.  

Personally, I prefer the quality control of a terrific writing staff crafting every line for the best comic actors available (some brilliant comic actors can’t improvise), producing a series like FRASIER.  

But that’s me.  I’m… a seasoned veteran.  

Brian asks:

You talked about family sitcoms and that got me wondering what brought about the period of "Rural Sitcoms". I enjoyed and still think "Beverly Hillbillies", was a pretty good show, but I didn't much care for "Green Acres" or "Petticoat Junction”.

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES was a breakout hit.  Its creator, Paul Henning took advantage and created other similar shows that also caught on.  It was just CBS playing the hot hand the same way they’ve done more recently with Chuck Lorre.  

Rural sitcoms ran into trouble when demographics and research began to emerge.  Yes, they had large numbers but CBS determines they weren’t the right audience. There was more money to be made with upscale urban comedies, and in a bold move CBS swept them all out replacing them with shows like THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW and ALL IN THE FAMILY.  

It was a programming move that paid off handsomely. 

And finally, from Kendall Rivers:

Regarding the character of Frank Burns. How did you go about writing for such a let's face it pretty one dimensional character while making him still interesting and funny enough to still get laughs despite being so unlikable?

I only wrote three episodes with Frank Burns, and I have to say it was great fun to write such a cartoonish character.   We tried to portray him as being somewhat pathetic to make him more sympathetic.  But to be honest, we were basing his likability on laughs.  If he was really funny we felt that might take the curse of the character.  

Still, when he left we saw it as an opportunity to fill that spot with someone smarter and more formidable.  Boy, did we get lucky with David Ogden Stiers.

What’s your Friday Question? 

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

EP288: Remembering Vin Scully

There have been many tributes to Vin Scully, arguably the greatest sportscaster of all-time, who passed away on August 2nd. Ken was blessed to know him and work with him for many years. In this extended episode, Ken shares his personal stories. It’s a tribute unlike any other.

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After the finale of BETTER CALL SAUL Monday night, various cast members thanked the fans.  It was a classy send off.  

As a fan, let me thank them.  I won’t say anything about the finale.  But Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould constructed a wonderful series.  BREAKING BAD is my all-time favorite dramatic series (sorry MAD MEN, SOPRANOS, CSI MIAMI) and I worried that any prequel would fall way short.  Worse yet, it could be BeforeMASH.  And although it wasn’t as compelling as BREAKING BAD (no show was) and it did have its slow stretches, BETTER CALL SAUL was way better than I expected and wonderful on its own terms.  

It’s hard to do a prequel and super hard to do a finale.  Expectations are so high. And again, Vince & Peter pulled it off.   It was satisfying with lots of surprises.  No SPOILER ALERTS.  Go watch it.

To me the hardest part of writing is the storytelling.  People say it must be really tough to come up with all those jokes.  Actually, jokes are the easy part.  Coming up with a good original story, perhaps told in a unique non-linear way — if that’s constructed well the jokes just naturally come.  

In BREAKING BAD and BETTER CALL SAUL the storytelling was magnificent.  You could never outguess them.  There were ingenious schemes, elegant character development, suspense, and even laughs.   My hat’s off to those writing staffs.  

And of course a nod to the superlative cast.  Bob Odenkirk for sure, but the breakout star was Rhea Seehorn.  Surround them with the likes of Jonathan Banks, Patrick Fabian, Giancarlo Esposito, Michael Mando, Tony Dalton, and Michael McKean and you had magic.   It’s the magic that every screenwriter dreams of.  

So thank you, BETTER CALL SAUL.  And whoever cast Rhea Seehorn.  

Monday, August 15, 2022

RIP Terrestrial Radio... and good riddance

There are now 850,000 podcasts out there.  It seems that mine is not the only one.  Only 1% of them are successful enough to have ads.  Happily, I am one of those.  But the point is, terrestrial radio can say they’re doing great, but the truth is they’re dying a not-so-slow death.  850,000 podcasts has to take a big chunk out of their audience.  

And then there’s satellite radio, everyone’s personal playlists, and internet stations and you can see the wolves are at the door.  

So how does terrestrial radio try to stop this erosion and gain back listeners?   By programming 18 minutes of spots an hour… or more.  I drove a rental car recently (no satellite or bluetooth) and couldn’t believe how terrible terrestrial radio in Los Angeles sounded.  Seven-to-ten minute commercial breaks.  If you’re a sponsor why would you possibly pay to be the ninth spot out of nineteen?   Who’s listening?  

Even when there are commercials on podcasts there are generally only one or two and the breaks last a minute or two.  And most podcast commercials are delivered by the host so they’re conversational not produced spots.  I’m never given a script to read for my commercials.  I’m given a page of bullet points, things to work in.  So they’re ad libbed… and hopefully somewhat entertaining.   And the spot load is less than 1/15th of the podcast as opposed to 1/3rd in terrestrial radio.

There are no commercials on satellite radio, maybe a couple on music services and internet stations.  Most of the internet stations are free.  If you have a computer you have choices.    

People usually listen to radio while in the car.   Now with bluetooth and Car Play, all your various options are right there at your fingertips.  

But here’s the dirty little secret: owners of terrestrial radio stations (and there are primarily three or four conglomerates who own 95% of them) don’t care.  When an industry is about to go under, those in the industry try to make as much money as they can while they can.  It’s no longer a matter of mortgaging their future — there is no future.   The idea is to amass as much income as humanly possible before the whole thing crashes.  

What this also means is they don’t give a shit about you, the listener.  Whatever they can program on the cheap is what they’ll do because, again, they have one goal and one goal only — make as much money as they can NOW.  

So in that regard I have no empathy for them.  When major market stations like KABC, Los Angeles have informercials for colon blow on weekend afternoons, when medium market stations have no local programming, when long time personalities are fired simply because they’re making too much money — I say screw them all.   

Not all of the 850,000 podcasts are good (and that’s being charitable).  But at least they all care about pleasing their listeners (even if it’s only three weekly).  Not one of the conglomerates that own terrestrial radio stations can say that.  Not one.   

As a longtime radio freak this breaks my heart.

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Weekend Post

Here's some recommended comedy reading for those last few beach weeks of the summer.

Required Reading---

Neil Simon – Odd Couple (play)

John Kennedy Toole - Confederacy of Dunces (novel)

Recommended Reading --

John Vorhaus – The Comic Toolbox
Ken Levine – Must Kill TV
Woody Allen – Without Feathers
Woody Allen – Getting Even
Tad Friend - “What’s So Funny?”
John Morreall – “Historical Theories of Laughter”
Henri Bergson – Laughter, An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic
Steve Martin – Born Standing Up
Douglas McEwan -- My Lush Life
Tina Fey – Bossypants
Marc Maron – Attempting Normal
Andy Goldberg – Improv Comedy
Mike Sacks – Poking a Dead Frog

I want a ten page paper on one of these books from all of you by Friday.  

Friday, August 12, 2022

Friday Questions

Friday Questions coming at ya, Pilgrim.

Freida starts this week.

Which scenario would you prefer? A great show with a dream cast but one which doesn’t pay as much, or a great payday on a mediocre show?

How great a payday?  If it’s LeBron James money then I’ll tough it out and have enough “fuck you” money to do any damn thing I want.

But realistically, I would cheerfully sacrifice some income to do a show I was proud of with a dream cast.  Those are rare precious opportunities.  

But again, are we talking Tom Brady money?

From Mighty Hal:

I was unexpectedly introduced to an artist I admire. This came out of nowhere (I had no idea the artist was in my country, much less visiting my hometown), and my mind went completely blank. I couldn't think of anything to say until much later, when my opportunity was long gone. Has something similar ever happened to you?

Yes.  One time.  With John Wayne.

David Isaacs and I had a meeting at Warner Brothers.  We arrived early (the one day in 15 years the traffic wasn’t bad) so took the opportunity to just walk around the lot.

On one of the soundstages they were filming the movie THE SHOOTIST.  As we strolled by, there was John Wayne, in full costume, standing above us on the stage landing, smoking a cigarette.  So he was about 10 feet tall.

He saw us and said, “How’s it goin’, boys?”  We were both completely tongue-tied.  I think I managed to stammer out “Fine, Duke.”  

Other than that, no… although I never was introduced to Natalie Wood.

Anonymous asks:

Penny on BIG BANG said she did a performance of ANNE FRANK on a stage over a bowling alley. Did you and David have any similar experiences?

Yes, I’m sure over the same bowling alley.  On Ventura where Jerry’s Deli used to be.  We had some one acts performed there.

Also, we did a night of one acts over a pizza parlor at 5th & Western in downtown Los Angeles.

Happy to say my full-length plays have all been performed at ground level.  

And finally, from Michael:

I think you have alluded to this before, but do you think you would have pursued your baseball announcing career if you had a better experience working on MARY, even if it was still cancelled after 1 year.

No, I would say it was more of a midlife crisis thing.  It was also the first time in years I was not working full-time on a show and was able to pursue my dream.  

And I figured, if I didn’t go for it then I never would.  

What’s your Friday Question?

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

EP287: Jobs I didn’t get

No matter how successful you are, there are always jobs you didn’t get for one reason or another. The takeaway is not to be discouraged. It turns out not getting the all-night DJ shift on a radio station in Fresno wasn’t the end of the world. These are the jobs that Ken didn’t get.

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Picture Day: My trip to charming Cape May

Cape May Stage in Cape May, N.J.:  Home of my play, AMERICA'S SEXIEST COUPLE.  When you look at the theatre in just the right light it almost resembles a church.  Or is it just me? 

I don't usually take pictures of food, but -- $35.  In LA the same dinner is $75. And you don't get applesauce.

I was kinda hoping they'd join the "Sea Level Club."

Line for Tommy's hot dog stand.  Where's Joey Chestnut?

Kind of unusual.  Not many places take cash these days.

Lovely Victorian homes grace Cape May.  Pretty classy for a beach resort.

Why do I kill myself writing original jokes?

Notice they advertise everything but pizza.

Police activity right under our window at 4 am one morning.

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a miniature golf course.

Cast, director, and some guy.

Bill Tatum & Karen Ziemba starring in my play.  This is a scene from the play.  I didn't go into their home.

You see as many of these as Tesla's.  

Cape May is beautiful and charming with spectacular restaurants.  AMERICA'S SEXIEST COUPLE plays through this Sunday.  Come see it. 

Monday, August 08, 2022

Exceptional women

 Here’s a Friday Question that became an entire post.

Msdemos asks:

If Stan Freberg "had one of the most creative minds of anyone", who are some of the women you've met or worked with who are exceptionally talented or creative people?

It’s a fairly long list, and I apologize because I know I’m going to leave some deserving women off.

Treva Silverman (pictured)

Merril Markoe
Anne Flett-Giordano
Regina Hicks
Robin Schiff
Cheri Steinkellner
Jane Wagner

Susan Harris
Linda Teverbaugh
Jen Crittenton
Heidi Perlman
Eileen Heisler
DeAnn Heline
Alexa Junge
Nancy Steen
Doris Hess
Wendy Cutler
Lynne Stewart
Wendy Goldman
Jenny Bicks
Wanda Sykes
Korby Siamis
Rachel Sweet
Janis Hirsch
Lissa Kapstein
Ellen Byron
Joyce Gittlin
Pam Fryman
Katy Garretson
Tracy Newman
Kate Angelo
Charlotte Brown
Pat Nardo
Gloria Banta
Karen Hall

and… Annie Levine

Saturday, August 06, 2022

Weekend Post


This is not a baseball post (even though baseball is involved. It’s a real life version of that nightmare we all have. You know the one – it’s the day of your final and you were never in class and you woke up late and forgot your bluebook, etc. Or you’re on stage and know none of your lines and your costume is falling apart and your throat is parched so you can’t speak. For a baseball announcer, the equivalent would be you’re on the air, you’re totally unprepared, and you have no idea what’s going on in the game. I had that happen to me. In REAL LIFE.  And to make matters worse, it was my first game ever in the major leagues.   So this is not really a baseball story; it's a "why I'm still in therapy" story. 

Travel back to 1988. I was announcing minor league baseball for the Syracuse Chiefs. They were the AAA affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays. I was invited to come to Toronto to announce a couple of innings on their radio network. I of course accepted. Forget that I had only a half year experience calling professional baseball at the time.

So I fly up there (in a four seat prop plane that reminded me very much of “the Spirit of St. Louis.”) to do play-by-play for a couple of innings. Their longtime announcers Tom Cheek and Jerry Howarth couldn’t have been nicer or more supportive. I had done tons of prep work and knew everything there was to know about everything. I was READY. It was a quiet 1-0 game until I took over. I had a triple and busted squeeze play in the first five minutes I was on the air. Amazingly, I called them both well.

Somehow I survived the two innings and tossed it back to Tom & Jerry (yes, Tom & Jerry). A local TV station wanted to do a feature piece on me. They asked if they could interview me. I said “sure” and we went to the roof of Exhibition Stadium (this was before the Jays moved to the Skydome, or whatever the hell they call it these days). Meanwhile, the game continued on. I wasn’t following it. What did I care? My night was done.

After the interview I was invited to sit in on the Blue Jays TV broadcast with Don Chevrier and Tony Kubek. Cool, I thought. They’ll ask me about their farm club, we’ll chat about CHEERS, etc.

Instead, I get there just as a commercial break is about to end. I put on the headset mic, we all shake hands, and they go on the air. Don says, “We have a treat this inning. This is Ken Levine, who announces for our AAA team. Ken, it’s all yours. Take it away.” HOLY SHIT! They wanted me to do play-by-play?

First off, I had never done TV play-by-play. Ever. Was I supposed to watch the monitor? The field? Both? Neither?

I also had no idea what the score was, what inning it was, or who was up. Usually, I have a scorebook where I chart what each player does. I had nothing. A player would come up. I’d see his name on the screen and say, “Okay… Chili Davis batting now. So far tonight Chili has… been up before. The score is…” I’d now look around the stadium for the scoreboard. “Wow. 3-0 Blue Jays. How’d that happen?”

My big problem was the pitcher. Nowhere on the scoreboard could I find who was pitching. And even if he turned his back to me and I saw his number, I didn’t have a roster so I couldn’t identify him.  I find it's hard to discuss strategy when you don't know who's on the field.   Finally, I just copped to it. I said, “Tony, you’re the analyst. Let me ask you a real technical question. Who’s pitching right now?”

So basically I just had to completely fake my way through the inning – knowing that the Blue Jays telecast was seen throughout the country of Canada. There were literally millions of people of watching this.

I have a tape of the radio innings but not the TV inning. My guess is it was somewhat of a complete fiasco. Hopefully it was somewhat amusing the for the viewers. But I was never more terrified in my life. Like I said, it was one of those work-related nightmares come true. At least it wasn’t combined with that other standard dream – the one where you’re naked in public.

Angel announcer Al Conin gave me a terrific gift. He took his scorecard, highlight my two radio and one TV innings, and got all the players involved to autograph it for me then added a couple of photos. Thanks Al.  Yes, that's me in a beard.