With expert analysis, this is your correspondent, Ken Levine.
Kate Winslet’s recent sex scene with Leonardo DiCaprio was directed by her husband, Sam Mendes.
Proving she’s just a regular down home gal she acknowledged it was “awkward”. Even more awkward was when Mendes asked her afterwards, “How was I compared to James Cameron?" Cameron directed her sex scene with Leo in TITANIC. There's soon to be a specific category for this in the next DGA awards.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got married this weekend.
Portia was gorgeous in her wedding gown. Ellen was striking in her sweater and pants. Ellen is quoted as saying, "She’s taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I’ve taught her." Yes, Portia now cries a lot and dresses like a 1950s frat boy.
Donald Trump bought Ed McMahon’s California House.
Thus sparing Ed the need for a 24 hour telethon. Trump said, “When I was at the Wharton School of Business I'd watch him every night. How could this happen?" Simple. There was nothing else on.
Who’s hotter? The U.S. women gymnasts in the Olympics or the U.S. women volleyball players?
Who cares? Have you seen Brazil??
Ernest Borgnine reveals at age 91 that he still masturbates a lot.
It’s a practice he began when married to Ethel Merman.
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have broken up.
I remember the days when Jennifer Aniston stayed in the national limelight by making movies.
Paul McCartney and new girlfriend, Nancy Shevell traveled around the U.S. in an old Bronco.
Nancy must’ve been thinking, “Heather Mills gets billions and I’m in a fucking Ford?”
Dodger outfielder, Manny Ramirez trimmed his dreadlocks one inch.
Local stations discontinued their 24 hour coverage.
Lindsay Lohan might be going back to men.
Now that Ellen is spoken for I guess what’s the use?
And finally, Nathan Lane is releasing a lip pumping machine.
It’s called “Lane’s Pillow Lips”. Yes, I don’t believe it either. It is in Google News but still! Hey, no one believed he could play a womanizer in ENCORE ENCORE either.