Monday, October 26, 2009

Charlize Theron Kisses Woman For $140,000

I can’t get enough of these HuffPost Headlines for the important stories YOU need to follow. Just from today…

Charlize Theron Kisses Woman For $140,000

Billy Mays' Son Sponsoring Contest For Halloween Costumes Of His Dead Dad

Edward Norton's Maasai Marathon, Twitter & Vaselined Nipples

Diddy's Brazilian Vacation: 'Ass! Ass! Ass!'

Faizon Love: No Sock In 'Couples Retreat' Nude Scene

David Cross: I Snorted Cocaine 40 Feet From Obama

A free society depends upon the populace remaining informed.

16 comments:

te said...

Hell, I kissed a woman for $25.
That's the least she would accept!

Earl B said...

Forgive my ignorance, but in the last sentence, shouldn't that br "populace" ?

Earl B said...

... just like it should be "be" in my question ....

KEN LEVINE said...

No, pardon my ignorance for not knowing how to spell.

emily said...

With heart surgery scheduled for tomorrow, a prayer for Earl Pomerantz at this point would be a good thing.

KEN LEVINE said...

Indeed, Emily. Just wait. My next post, which I'm writing now, will address exactly that.

D. McEwan said...

Charlize Theron can be undersold. Today ONLY, I will kiss TWO women, for $10,000. Quick! While supplies last!

Tom Quigley said...

"Charlize Theron Kisses Woman For $140,000"

Who paid who?... I would have let her have her way with me for considerably less...

amyp3 said...

Did Obama declare this Hott Girl-on-Girl Month or sumpin'? Girl kisses on 30 Rock, Flash Forward, Heroes & now this.

Mr. Common Sense said...

I'm sensing you're getting paid to post Huffington Post links once per week.

Anonymous said...

Surprised you forgot this one...

TRACY MORGAN LOVES ANAL SEX, LORNE MICHAELS

No further explanation needed!

KEN LEVINE said...

Actually I don't get paid to post these headlines. It's just that they're so fucking absurd. I'm a big fan of absurdity. As if you couldn't tell.

Paul Duca said...

I don't know why young Mr. Mays needs to create fascimiles of his father..all he has to do is turn on the TV and there's Papa still flogging one thing or another.


WV--"wings"--how did the random generator know this is Ken's blog?

Mark London said...

I noticed there was nothing on
HuffPost about Soupy Sales passing...not famous enough?
Oh well, guess I'll go pack my David Cross lunch box and go to work...maybe while out I'll stumble upon a vintage Jon & Kate table lamp? No I'm not bitter,
I'm just happy that Shauna Sand's sex tape is cleared and America is finally re-discovering true
show-biz talent again.

~ ML ~

tony libido said...

yes, i thought of you when I saw this one-two from the past weekend:

Chuck Todd to Shave Goatee

UPDATE: Chuck Todd Not Shaving Goatee

Patrick said...

I honestly thought (still being something of a newbie here) that the HuffPost posts were fictitious -- absurd, absolutely -- but not possibly worthy of actuall publication somewhere. But since I refuse ever go where ever it is that this non-sense is posted(especially now that I know these headlines are real), I guess I'll never know for sure if Ken is making this stuff up. Why is it that I once thought that the HuffPost was a ligitimate news feed? And I am by no means conservative. It is a word I find difficult to type.