Friday, June 29, 2012
Get ready for an onslaught of TMZ/People/National Enquirer/ET/Gawker coverage of this monumental story. Let the speculation begin! Was Tom sleeping around? Is this because ROCK OF AGES bombed? Was their separation during his movie shoots too much for the marriage? Did Kelsey Grammer say something to Tom? Did Katie secretly influence Chief Justice Roberts' decision?
Now comes the custody battle, the statements from each sides publicists, the details of the pre-nup agreement, and the Barbara Walters specials.
I feel bad for their daughter, of course. TMZ's gain is Suri's loss. But brace yourself. This is just the beginning. Get ready for the NON-STORY OF THE YEAR.
By Ken Levine at 7:02 PM