What better place to grow up with an appreciation for the absurd than Los Angeles? There is goofiness everywhere. For example:
An actual home in Beverly Hills:
And this is a Japanese restaurant.
No wonder comedy writers gravitate here. It's one sprawling funhouse.
What caught my eye recently were some VERBATIM headlines I read in HuffingtonPost.com. Clearly, they were meant for the 310 area code crowd. They're supposed to be taken seriously. And I'm sure for anyone who has had too much Botox they were. But for you and me, you can't make up these punchlines.
She Was Born With A Tail?
How Hollywood Helped Hitler
Producer Bashes 'That Little Prick' Bieber
Naya Rivera's Abs Are Unreal
Great News! Lindsay Gets OK Review
Take The Catholic Church Gay Art Tour!
Simon Cowell Allegedly Expecting Baby with Friend’s Wife
Why the Drag Queen’s Mouth Was Literally Sewn Shut
The Many Faces Of Hemingway Look-Alikes
No, She Isn't A Vampire...
Guess Who’s Doing Another Muscian…
10,000 Tiny Rabbits Are Hiding In Cities Near You
Justin Bieber Rubs His Junk All Over Fan's iPhone
Watch Robert Downey Jr. Sing A Police Song
Renown Satanist Looks A Whole Lot Like ...
The Most 'Cheat-Worthy' Celeb Is ...
WATCH: Tom Hanks Peeing.