Sunday, October 25, 2015

Here's the product you HAVE to have!!!


But don't just take my word for it. Here are some actual reviews:


Wendy Sherer ("Cosmetic Guru") from Pittsburgh, PA, writes: "Not only a wonderful teaching model, but while trying to find the tumors, I discovered, it acts as a makeshift stress ball! When I am in line at the grocery store I just whip out this handy little bugger and squeeze away [and] the line around me just [disappears]."


Tricky Rick of Satantonio, TX, says, "finally a product I can use." "Who doesn't love playing with scrotum? I know I do! So does my wife. But sometimes I have to leave the house to, I don't know, go to work or buy groceries and I have to take my scrotum away from my wife's hands. This made her sad... until NOW! Now she has a scrotum to play with when I'm not around. I also find it useful when I feel the need to play with a scrotum other than my own and don't want to impose on coworkers, friends, family members (I said 'members') or our local priest."

C.H. Risk finds that it "makes a great fashion accessory." "They are a real lifesaver on the cold winter days, and the ladies go wild for the smooth, polished look."

And the winner is:


Thanks to my friend, Alexis for turning me on to this vital product. Not sure why she thought of me though.

Re-posted just in time for holiday shopping.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

And yet you offer no link...? ;)

www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Testicular-Self-Exam/dp/B006YCAMQU/

Bill Avena said...

Gag reviews for silly Amazon products are their own genre,or just a meme, who cares. I remember one for a milk item a couple years ago, still waiting for the movie.

blinky said...

Balls are funny but so are pens.

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6

Pleading the Fifth said...

Is it just me or do they seem a bit flat? Is there a nozzle for blowing to inflate them?

Adolf said...

Is there a discount if you only need the one?

AlaskaRay said...

Don't waste your money. Just stop by New Jersey and buy a set of truck nuts.

Igor said...

Google "Neuticles" - prosthetic testicle implants for neutered pets.

Johnny Walker said...

At $150 it's a snip.

sumerlad said...

Let's all get a pair.

YEKIMI said...

Awwww...nuts!

Pat Reeder said...

I didn't recognize what that was supposed to be at first. It looked sort of like a set of testicles, only much, much smaller than I'm used to.

Ken, if you ever really want to amuse yourself, go to the Amazon grocery listings and read the reviews for a gallon of Tuscan whole milk. There are nearly 1800 reviews, some of them extremely creative. The customer questions and answers are also hilarious.

Glen K. said...

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1445892302&sr=1-1&keywords=gummy+bears

An old one but still makes me laugh.

Roger R. said...

New for Christmas - The Lance Armstrong Model!