It’s warmer in New York this Christmas than LA.
I miss Darlene Love singing her Christmas song on LETTERMAN.
Letterman now looks like Santa Claus.
Subway is still open if you’re hungry.
Remember when the Lakers playing on Christmas was a big deal?
Please don’t dress up your pets like Santa or elves and post them on Facebook.
“Don’t shoot your eye out.”
You just don’t get the same great store windows with Amazon.
Live Nativity Scenes give me the creeps.
My bold prediction: STAR WARS tops the boxoffice this weekend.
Today is a really good day to fly.
What’s the worst gift you got today?
Ham retains water. I’m just sayin’.
You realize most of the classic Christmas songs were written by Jewish composers?
My favorite Scrooge is McDuck.
“Say the magic word, say Mission Pack
And it's on its merry way
No gift so bright, so gay, so right
Send a Mission Pack magic way”