Thursday, March 23, 2017

If other U.S. presidents could Tweet...

@JFK: Marilyn Monroe is the greatest actress EVER.

@HonestAbe: Slavery is bad and goes against the principles of America.

@RonaldReagan: I had soup for lunch.

@HarryS.Truman: Don’t believe the polls. Fake news.

@ChesterA.Arthur: No, really. I AM the president.

@HerbertHoover: Yes it’s a Depression but a GREAT Depression?  Fake news.

@JFK: Angie Dickinson is the greatest actress EVER.

@GeraldFord:

@HonestAbe: Thanks for all the RT’s of the Gettysburg Address.

@LBJ: My hands are big too.

@RonaldReagan: I’m wearing clean socks.

@BillClinton: Being president is like being Mick Jagger. 

@ThomasJefferson: No live Tweeting White House picnic. My VP @AaronBurr just shot someone. There’s always something.

@FDR: Body shaming Eleanor is not cool.

@IkeEisenhower:  Yeah yeah, bitch all you want -- a day will come when you will long for "boring."

@WoodrowWilson: Hey, my name and World War have the same initials!

@IkeEisenhower: You'll be BEGGING for "boring."  

@NotACrook: I knew nothing about Watergate. Fake news.

@ChesterA.Arthur: I should have more than 14 followers.

@GeorgeW: I bet you miss me NOW.

@WarrenG.Harding: I bet you miss me NOW.

@HonestAbe: Has anyone seen the first lady?

@IkeEisenhower: Watch out for the Military Industrial Complex and my VP.

@JimmyCarter: Just wait. I’m going to do great things. I just have to leave office first.

@NotACrook: That silverware was gone before I got there. Fake news.

@GeorgeWashington: Wooden teeth jokes are getting old.

@RonaldReagan: I had soup for lunch.

@JFK: Judith Exner is the greatest actress EVER. She is an actress, right?

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DwWashburn said...

@TrickieDickie Press forcing Rose Mary Woods to recreate how she erased tape. Now has chiropractor bills and no insurance. Sad.

ScarletNumber said...

Richard Nixon tweets @Dick_Nixon

JonCow said...

@GroverCleveland: I'm ba-ack.

VP81955 said...

Apparently a rather angry blog administrator...or, more likely, some jerk planned some perverse "fun." Sorry about this, Ken.

I'll come back tomorrow.

RyderDA said...

@AndrewJackson I'd look good on money. A fiver, I think.

@MFilmorePrez It's Millard, not MALLARD! I'm not a duck!

@USGrant Just a hint; don't name your kid Ulysses.

@GrCleveland Told you "I'd Be Back"!

Liggie said...

Funny thing. The online quiz site Sporcle had a "President Tweets" quiz, where you had to match the president to something he would have tweeted. Things like Andrew Jackson and "Why didn't anybody tell me the War of 1812 was over before I invaded New Orleans?"

ELS said...

@HonestAbe: Hey, where the hell did all these vampires come from?

@ThomJefferson: The TWO DOLLAR BILL? Franklin's on the hundred and he wasn't even prez! Talk about undvisiable! (Damned spell check.)

Klee said...

Sheesh! I seriously thought my comment was so harmless and tame. I made a reference to a retired TV personality. I wonder what reasoning was behind its removal. An explanation would be helpful so we're more aware of the guidelines for future posting.

Mike said...

Que passa, Kenneth? There was nothing wrong with any of those comments. And mine was especially brilliant.

Ken Levine said...

There was a screwup in the comments moderation section. So I apologize that some comments were accidentally left off.